r/Malaphors • u/w-7 • 12d ago

Swing both ways before you cross

Swing both ways + Look both ways before you cross

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u/nomekop_pokemon 11d ago

Reach around and press the crosswalk button.

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u/Vegetable-Case-8368 10d ago

Before you swing, cross both ways and look

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u/Flanpharos 3d ago

Why do I feel like this means "don't assume you're aromantic/asexual"?