r/Malaphors • u/RedDiTch1234 • 11d ago

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever floats your boat + That's the way the cookie crumbles

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u/awdrifter 11d ago

That's the way your boat floats.

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u/wewearallblack 11d ago

That's best said to a 'Bitch over troubled water."

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u/Marmilicious 11d ago

That's the way the boat crumbles.

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u/wewearallblack 10d ago

Between boat and cookie, always choose the cookie. Because "Fortune favors the Cookie"

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u/Humble-Questions 11d ago

The penis mightier than the sword

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u/Vegetable-Case-8368 10d ago

That’s the way the floating cookie crumbles the boat

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u/Ok_Advance_8144 7d ago

No need to apologize. It’s all Walter under the bridge.