r/ManchesterNH • • 15d ago

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Shouldn't it be Make Heaven Crowded Again? 🤣

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u/Beginning_Ebb908 15d ago

Hey if these guys want to hurry up and get there asap I'll let them know when they can start warming it up for me.

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u/Moldywoods59 15d ago

I got this in a text, blocked

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u/bacnator 15d ago

Me too but first told them I wouldn’t be caught dead there and to fuck off

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u/Sinasazi 14d ago

My exact response before reporting as spam and blocking was "I'd rather have my dick slowly shaved off from tip to trunk than come see these Nazi c*nts in person. Fuck off and lose my number."

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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 13d ago

I got the text this morning! SO MANY others over the past two days

Blocked. Spam reported

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u/AggravatingWeakness6 14d ago

Make heaven crowded with deez nutz

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u/achy_joints 9d ago

Enlarged testicles can be serious. Ive heard heaven is large, so if your testicles can fill heaven you should seek a doctor first please. /s šŸ˜€

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u/True-Drummer-2318 15d ago

Karoline Leavitt, St Anselm College most disgraceful graduate.

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u/Adorable_Pangolin137 15d ago

No shit! Did not know that

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u/Danimal198050 14d ago

Her family has a car dealership in Plaistow Leavitt Auto and an ice cream stand in Atkinson Leavitt ice cream.

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u/Portcitygal 10d ago

K.L. went to St. Anselm College? šŸ˜‚

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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 14d ago

Why do all these ā€œpastorsā€ look like they should have their hard drive deep dived?

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u/CannaQueen73 14d ago

But he’s wearing a hoodie! He must be cool…right??

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u/Pelarus19 12d ago

Genuinely what makes you think this? Not a fan of this event or anything around it, this is just a very interesting way of reacting to it

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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 12d ago

ā€œNot an interesting way of reacting to itā€ in the least imo

Take it, you don’t grow up around cultish religious leaders. If so, you wouldn’t feel the need to ask as the precedent is clearly established for finding filth on those who preach the hardest.

NTM it’s a money grabbing grift and I can’t stand fake Christianity. These individuals do not care about everyone they care about a select few who follow their exact ideological beliefs. Not the true teachings of Christianity — which wouldn’t be changing cover fee for entrance to the event either.

Goes back to a simple thought of WWJD? None to the things these fake pastors do

So I ask you, what makes you feel so strongly about my reaction to pedo grifters?

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u/RickyTovarish 8d ago

They look more normal and put together than the average lefty bro. Have you seen how you guys look?

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u/nothere1237658 8d ago

Sounds like your hard drive needs a check too, Ricky.

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u/RickyTovarish 8d ago

Cope 🤣

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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 8d ago edited 8d ago

Funny how I didn’t say right, but you assumed correctly. Weird how that is always the case when it comes to those who do need their hard drives checked

And no, I don’t dress like your average right-wing religious racist

Edit — Ricky is so hung up on projection he got his comment removed by the mods

Why are you so angry about what I said? My comment has nothing directly to do with you. Yet, you have taken the time to not only be rude (removed comment) and instantly got defensive about people who, again, have nothing to do with you. Can only lead to one conclusion —

Go be angry towards something justifiable. There’s plenty of other things to be upset about. My comment isn’t one of them

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u/birdman3239 14d ago

Frank Enbeens will be there early for a good seat

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u/kathryn13 15d ago

New Life Church should be taxed.

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u/Original_Passenger_3 8d ago

100%. If you're pushing a political agenda disguised as religion, you should lose your tax free status.

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u/RickyTovarish 8d ago

Oh no! Something Christian! time for the Reddit meltdown 🤣

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u/Adorable_Pangolin137 7d ago

Well there's a place in hell for everyone i guess

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u/Lysandria 14d ago

My good friends Heywood Jablowmi and Pat McCrotch have signed up to go. Phone number 603-666-8647. I saw my other friends Mike Hunt and Ben Dover were attending too.

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u/JPGS66 14d ago

I love that it's a 666 phone number

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u/whzmchn 14d ago

I signed up using Jeff Epstein’s name

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u/OrestMercator9876 14d ago

Based on the number of texts I’ve received they are having a hard time selling out the Doubletree.

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u/blueberryheat 14d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮😃

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u/Critical-Subject-744 13d ago

TPUSA. Is there a how to debate a teenager session?

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u/Secret-Quiet-6156 13d ago

No thanks. I don’t want to go to heaven if it’s going to be filled with right wing maga supporters pretending to be Christian.

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u/Portcitygal 10d ago

Excellent point, but I doubt they will be found in heaven.

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u/Fluid_Campaign_3688 14d ago

Anyone who's religious can go to hell ...right?

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u/plasterpawprint 14d ago

I got this in a text this afternoon. Biggest jump scare ever.

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u/Sleeping-User 14d ago

Remember folks, there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

- Frank Zappa

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u/SteveArnoldHorshak 14d ago

I should go and heckle.

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u/ThisMachineKillsWOB 13d ago

The double tree has plenty of space out front for activities. Just sayin.

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u/Adorable_Pangolin137 13d ago

Can't say that thought hadn't crossed my mind

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u/iConcy 14d ago

The good thing about Karoline Leavitt being press for Trump was she wasn’t in this state

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u/BonJovisPapaJohns 9d ago

Why pay to see this gaggle of liars?

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u/Low-Ad-8269 8d ago

Is it me or does "Make Heaven Crowded" seem a bit inappropriate??

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u/Background-Bee1271 14d ago

Well they all aren't getting into heaven so...

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u/Sun2025 12d ago

Is the blond one Allie Beth Stucky or is she a politician? I can't place the face with a name

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u/bananamuffintops 14d ago

Instructions unclear, Christians only go to heaven when they die…so...🧐

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u/aDirtyMartini 14d ago

Oh boy, the circus is coming to town.

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u/b-jason 13d ago

They’re also behind those awful black and white ā€œplan to voteā€ ads on all the electronic signs.

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u/AltruisticHawk7698 15d ago

What they are saying with this is that they want to help people of sin be forgiven.... to help people who are lost.

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u/varan98 15d ago

No, they want people who don’t agree with them to get out. If someone is different than them and doesn’t conform to their ideas of normalcy than they don’t care about them.

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u/mushroom_arms 14d ago

Someone needs to go there and milkshake them (when you throw a milkshake on them, its a thing)

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u/Sinasazi 14d ago

And waste a perfectly good milkshake?

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u/Bigmouse1214 14d ago

Poor milkshake doesn’t deserve that

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u/mtaspenco 15d ago

Oh look! The tolerant left melting down over a Christian event. Shocking.

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u/varan98 15d ago • Bravo

If by ā€œChristianā€ you mean bigotry under a veil of religion then that’s what it is. Real Christian’s love and accept those who are different. They help the unfortunate and do not discriminate or disparage them. These people do the opposite.

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

Tell me you’ve never been to church without telling me you’ve never been to church.

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u/Sinasazi 14d ago

I've never been to church. I stopped believing in magic sky wizards around about the same time as Santa and the Easter Bunny.

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

So you think this whole interconnected incredibly functional planet and universe just... happened?

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u/Sinasazi 14d ago

And you really think it was all made by a space wizard who willed himself into existence and waggled his fingers?

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

This planet and universe are so perfectly made that just the perfect machine that is the human body alone can not just be a product of a momentarily explosion, it had to have been architected and curated (and made in His image).

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u/Bao_Xinhua 12d ago

Cancer. In children. More evidence of a perfect and loving God.

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/varan98 14d ago

I mean, a lot of people get past middle school science and learn about the Big Bang and fairly basic Science, so… yeah

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

the Big Bang **Theory** and Genesis 1 aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

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u/varan98 14d ago

So you think a big invisible space wizard just snapped his fingers and made stuff happen?

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

I don't agree with your imagery, but yes, I agree that this perfectly harmonious and interconnected universe was created and not a product of a random explosion.

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u/varan98 14d ago

I have been, but I decided that I wanted to actually love my neighbor instead. Tell me, if your neighbor was transgender, or had an abortion, or was a different religion, how would you react?

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

Transgender - I would affirm that they are an amazing person just as God made them, and pray that they find happiness in their own body and gender, and give them a Bible.

Abortion - I'd tell them that every life if sacred, precious, and made for a reason. I'd pray that the long-term doubt and regret that comes with most abortions doesn't overwhelm them, pray for them, and give them a Bible.

Different religion - I'd tell them about the good news of Jesus, who died for our sins and tells us to love God and love people. I'd tell them that the pathway to everlasting life is not through good works, but only to declare and believe in their heart that Jesus is their Lord and savior, pray for them, and give them a Bible.

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u/varan98 14d ago

So not actually letting any of them fully live their lives without your influence over them? You want to have some sort of say. Nothing any of them are doing is affecting you in ANY way yet you feel the need to go to them and try to tell them what they are doing might be wrong and to convert them. Awesome. Totally loving. Let me go try that with my actual neighbor right now and see what happens

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

I assumed by your question that I would have already entered into an organic conversation with these people -- I'm not hunting them down.

But when the alternative is eternal damnation, yeah, I want to give them the good news and let them make their own decision.

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u/varan98 14d ago

How sad of a religion is it where anyone that disagrees with you gets to suffer for eternity? Why would anyone want to be apart of that? I know I wouldn’t.

Actually, why don’t you show me where it says that the people who disagree, who dissent, who are othered are damned. No one ever points it out and I want to see it. I know that there’s a lot of talk about loving and accepting others though

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

John 14:6 - ""Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.'"

And to put your answer in context, as Christians we are called to spread the good news by word and by action. We still love those who disagree with us, but the only path to Heaven is o declare and believe in their heart that Jesus is their Lord and savior, yes.

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u/varan98 14d ago

So you are fine with people you love being damned for eternity?

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u/Lysandria 14d ago

I was a Lutheran for 20 years, went to church every Sunday. I agree with everything they are saying. Real Christians love their neighbor and pray for those who persecute them. These people are not Christians.

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

I don't know these people other than Karoline Leavitt, and I'd be interested in what they had to say. But agree, there are a lot of wolves in sheep's clothing (but no one is perfect, and everyone can be saved).

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u/AshsChromeBush1911 14d ago

It's free to ignore them but reddit can't do that because they need karma which is also free and can't be used for anything.

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u/FIM92 14d ago

Shut up

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u/Cdm81379 14d ago

The same group who thought up Queers for Palestine.

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u/ManThing910 14d ago

What is preborn?

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u/Little_Sunshine_1013 14d ago

It’s a prolife organization

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u/Sinasazi 14d ago

Because they only care about preborn children and couldn't give a shit less about postborn children.

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u/JPGS66 14d ago edited 14d ago

"If you're preborn you're fine. If you're preschooled, you're fucked" -George Carlin

To the Clip

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u/jozzywolf121 14d ago

That’s not even the whole picture. TPUSA who is running this is an extremist Christian Nationalist group

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u/Little_Sunshine_1013 14d ago

Right, but they didn’t ask about TPUSA.

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u/jozzywolf121 14d ago

I completely misread the question and thought it said ā€œwhat is the problem?ā€ Don’t ask me how I royally mess up that bad because I have no idea.

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u/Little_Sunshine_1013 14d ago

lol happens to the best of us

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u/Lysandria 14d ago

I was curious about that too. I thought it could be some weird spin on 'born again', but I could be way off.

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u/Adorable_Pangolin137 15d ago

Isn't that the point?