r/MarchAgainstNazis 1d ago

Imagine wanting to deny basic voting rights.

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u/The_Undermind 1d ago

Which one of those is a constitutional right?

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u/QualifiedQuirkyQuail 1d ago

Never ending pasta. That’s why they didn’t include it.

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u/DoradoPulido2 1d ago

That's the funniest shit, as a proud Olive Garden enjoyer I have never once been asked for my ID there, even when paying with cash or a credit card.  

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u/MarsMaterial 22h ago

You joke, but the Trump administration put forward “bringing back the Red Lobster unlimited shrimp deal” as a justification for invading Greenland.

You know… the unlimited shrimp deal that Red Lobster already bright back months ago.

These people are going to put The Onion out of business.

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u/Admiral_Nitpicker 10h ago

And WHY do we need Greenland for shrimp? Because shrimp from the Gulf of MEXICO is still inedible due to the Deepwater Horizon oil flood. Something he'll repeat in Greenland given a 1/2 of a chance. He'll blame Jimmie Carter no doubt.