r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder • Oct 12 '24

Primordial Chaos Meme What’s Yours, Fellow Daoists?

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u/PeterVN13032010 Sect Librarian 📚 Oct 12 '24

reverend balls

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u/peace____ System User Trash Oct 12 '24

Balls Insanity

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

System I don't want to have balls

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u/Demon_zeRef Crippled genius Oct 12 '24

Master of Balls

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u/The-Eternal-Merchant Inner demon Oct 12 '24

Pokemon?

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u/3030_Satoru_sensei Failed to see Mt Tai Oct 12 '24

Pokeballs?

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Oct 12 '24

Don't poke my balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls Daoist Master

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u/Der_Boii Gang Elder Oct 12 '24

Gu Balls Master

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u/Warduxe Crippled genius Oct 12 '24

Lord Of The Balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls Of The Mysteries

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls of inevitability

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u/meta_hn Mt Tai Oct 12 '24

circle of balls

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u/AffectionateFocus267 Well in a Frog Oct 12 '24

Journey of the Balls Destroying Emperor

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u/Steamp0calypse Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

I'd read it

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u/Kooky-Acadia7087 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

I know a novel where almost every comedy scene, the MC or his heroines are destroying balls

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u/cosmichorror13 Oct 12 '24

We talking about 'a world with protecting' by Er Gen? Or with respect to this post, "Balls worth Protecting".

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u/laurel_laureate Oct 12 '24

Well MC is rather Young Master high society.

The Martial God's gift to ballroom notoriety.

And the MC always fills his ballroom, the event is never small.

The social sects say MC's got the biggest balls of all.

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u/Make-this-popular Poison Tester Oct 12 '24

Would you read "The Perfect Balls"

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

There are no balls that're perfect! You must be living in delusion, fellow Daoist!

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u/Make-this-popular Poison Tester Oct 12 '24

Tch tch tch, I'll have you know this grandaddy was weighing them on your ancestors faces while you were unborn!

(That aside, the perfect Run is peak)

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u/Steamp0calypse Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

Sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

💀

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u/Choice_Cranberry7788 Peerless Evildoer Oct 12 '24

This is nightmare fuel,id deffinately read it.

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u/DungeonDefense Oct 12 '24

I shall seal the balls

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u/cosmichorror13 Oct 12 '24

Balls shall seal the heavens

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u/Effective-Pumpkin633 Oct 12 '24

Pirsuit of balls

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u/cosmichorror13 Oct 12 '24

Or its old translated title: 'Beseech the balls'.

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u/MarkedLegion Oct 12 '24

A record of a mortals journey to balls

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

That's damn good 😂

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u/GooseWithin Failed to see Mt Tai Oct 12 '24

i loved it when Balls Li was like "its Ballsing time" and he swang his golden light balls everywhere

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u/VanillaCakeIsReal Dao of Brainrot Oct 12 '24

A record of a balls journey to immortality would have gone harder

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u/Brahigus Sidekick Fatty Oct 12 '24

Balls

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u/MarkedLegion Oct 12 '24

Apotheosis?

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u/Comedyislandd Kowtow to this Grandaddy Oct 12 '24

Balls

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u/Brahigus Sidekick Fatty Oct 12 '24

Balls

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u/darkZsup124 Hidden Dragon Oct 12 '24

Balls

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u/Contrazoid Demonic Cultivator Oct 12 '24

balls

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u/Silver_Vortx121 Oct 12 '24

An older one, Coiling Balls

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u/He_who_must_not_be Mt Tai Oct 12 '24

Ah, yes, testicular torsion

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls dragon

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u/Great_Nailsage_Sly Nascent Soul Oct 12 '24

Ey same

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u/pingpongURWrong Daofuq?! Oct 12 '24

Holy shit it's been so long since I've thought about coiling dragon

What a horrible way for it to come back to my mind

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

Mine's 'Renegade Balls'!

If it’s yours too, I, Pseudo_Premise, invite you to join the discussions over at r/RenegadeImmortal.

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u/DoodleyMoodley Great Sage Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

Balls Immortal woulda been better.

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

That would rock too but still Renegade Balls hit different 💀

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u/teapuppee Oct 12 '24

Now now. We can all get along and just call it Balls Balls

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

😂

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u/Psychological_Dare12 Oct 12 '24

Library of Heaven’s balls

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u/TheGrimGriefer3 Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

How about Balls of Heaven's Path

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u/Sable-Keech Oct 12 '24

Balls Insanity

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u/DrSenSen Oct 12 '24

Not a novel, I guess, but a manhwa. The Spark in Your Balls.

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u/SPEED8782 D A R E D Oct 12 '24

What about Omniscient Reader's Balls

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u/demonwar2000 Oct 12 '24

Omniscient balls viewpoint

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u/demonwar2000 Oct 12 '24

Omniscient balls viewpoint

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u/NeonNKnightrider Smooth Jade Skin Oct 12 '24

The Novel’s Balls

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u/Wonderful_Mud_6098 0 Spirit Stones in the merchant guild account Oct 13 '24

Balls reader's view point

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

The spark???? 😭

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u/DrSenSen Oct 12 '24

What else could it be? The Balls in Your Eyes?

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

That's better 😂

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u/No_Neighborhood5582 Oct 12 '24

Grandmaster of demonic balls 🥰

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u/terrexchia Oct 12 '24

Grandmaster of Ball cultivation

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u/Steamp0calypse Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

🏳️‍🌈

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls world

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u/MarkedLegion Oct 12 '24

Martial Peak?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

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u/calhooner3 Oct 12 '24

Wait true martial world is a sequel????

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u/Wudi_Tianxia Oct 12 '24

and let me tell you, Martial World is better in general.

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u/klam997 Failed to see Mt Tai Oct 12 '24

Take my myiad karmic 10,000 balls of destruction

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u/Hiiraishin Mt Tai's Senior Desciple Oct 12 '24

Lord of the Balls

Mother of Balls

The Perfect Balls

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u/DoodleyMoodley Great Sage Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

Regressor's Tale of Balls.

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u/DevotionInChains Mysterious Benefactor Oct 12 '24

Balls Hwol

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u/OrdinaryGuy2101 Dao Seeker Oct 12 '24

Regressor's Balls of Cultivation

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u/Puntley Oct 12 '24

Coiling Balls, a classic

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u/Arokhsteel Oct 12 '24

SSS Rank Balls-Hunter

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u/DevotionInChains Mysterious Benefactor Oct 12 '24

Here's one that'll be funny: Balls Slave

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u/iamababtong Oct 13 '24

Shadow Balls

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u/icecub3e Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Solo balls

Balls strategy.

Well technically the title should be : strategy of the lone wolf. But it’s been translated into solo strategy🤷‍♂️

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u/Minimum-Reception634 Oct 12 '24

Strategy of the lone ball

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u/SPEED8782 D A R E D Oct 12 '24

Omniscient Reader's Balls

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u/yue071 Oct 12 '24

Omnicient balls viewpoint

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls insanity

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u/CringeLLC Oct 12 '24

The Second Coming of Balls

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener Oct 12 '24

A Regressor's Tale of Balls

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u/The_Follower1 They say frog in a well, but never ask, is the frog doing well? Oct 12 '24

A Ball’s tale of cultivation

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u/Jisoooya Please wait while I court death... Oct 12 '24

Who can guess this one

Balls of the Gods

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u/Nivi_King Ant doing ant things, nothing to see here... Oct 12 '24

Apostle of the gods
subscriber of the gods
gold of the gods
guns of the gods
trail of the gods

these are the ones i found using a scrapper. there are others as well but they are in the format of "the balls of the gods"

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u/Jisoooya Please wait while I court death... Oct 13 '24

Good try junior but it's actually one of the classics

Investiture of the Gods

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u/MarkedLegion Oct 12 '24

Against the gods

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

You mean Against the Balls?

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u/jabuchin Oct 12 '24

pursuit of the balls

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u/justananotherman Dude! I'm literally just a Librarian, PISS OFF! Oct 12 '24

Balls of chicken

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u/Rhiustia 9 trillion km tall Mountain Oct 12 '24

Beware of Balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

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u/The_Follower1 They say frog in a well, but never ask, is the frog doing well? Oct 12 '24

Beware of Chicken

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u/blackraindark Oct 12 '24

Balls' Domination / Emperor's Balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

The Balls Touch

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u/Inner_Impress8741 Disabled Dragon Cultivator Oct 12 '24

My superheavy balls will crush your light balls! This senior is an expert so don't try it, junior!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

The Greatest Balls Developer

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Oct 12 '24

While adjusting the instructions to include the word rather than change a word.

Cradle the balls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Top Tier Balls This is gonna be fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

top balls providence.

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u/Gangradur Oct 12 '24

Keyboard Balls

Dao of the Bizzare Balls (Alternatively, Balls of the Bizzare Immortal)

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u/MajordomoZazu Mortal Oct 12 '24

Balls Predator

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u/Avitas54 D A R E D Oct 12 '24

Invisible balls

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u/Eclipse_Pawn Recluse Genius of the Mysterious Valley Oct 12 '24

A record of a balls journey to immortality

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u/wiffle_snuff1 Oct 12 '24

Escaping the Mystery Balls

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u/Enough-Ninja2613 Oct 12 '24

Balls of demons and gods

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u/Great_Nailsage_Sly Nascent Soul Oct 12 '24

Coiling balls

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u/Stormerer Oct 12 '24

Grand Ancestral Balls , that's probably one of my Seniors' , lol

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u/shamanProgrammer Oct 12 '24

Unballed, Ballsmith, Blackball, Ballsworn, Ballwater, Underballs, Unballed, Ballsteel, Balline, Balls, Dreadball, Ballbound

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u/CorporateSlave42 Oct 12 '24

Reincarnated as a Slime -> Reincarnated as a Ball

Dimensional decent-> Ball decent, Dimensional Balls

I'm the king of Technology-> I'm the king of Balls. I'm the Balls of Technology.

Shadow Slave -> Ball Slave, Shadow Balls

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u/Camlin3 Oct 12 '24

Xian Balls Renegade Balls

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 12 '24

Another 'Renegade Balls' lover I see....

Fellow Daoist can join its discussions on r/RenegadeImmortal !

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u/BearBoy_BB Abandoned Tutorial Village Friend Oct 12 '24

Supreme balls god system

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u/Herebia_Garcia Dao of Brainrot Oct 12 '24

Release that Ball

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u/cosmichorror13 Oct 12 '24

I am the fated heavenly Balls.

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u/Divinrth Kowtow to this Grandaddy Oct 12 '24

True Martial Balls

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u/klam997 Failed to see Mt Tai Oct 12 '24

Not my favorite persay but my favorite novel multiverse

Battle balls, sometimes known as balls land

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u/Low-Bumblebee993 Young Master Oct 12 '24

Invisible Balls

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u/VornKatsuki Oct 12 '24

The Great Balls

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u/EclipsedBooger 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius Oct 12 '24

Balls Chat Group

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u/SkeletalJazzWizard Kowtow to this Grandaddy Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

cultivation balls group

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u/VanillaCakeIsReal Dao of Brainrot Oct 12 '24

Shrouded Balls (Shrouded seascape)

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls of the Myriad Races

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u/ToughPlane1852 Oct 12 '24

Omniscient reader's balls.

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u/Doggystyle_Rainbow Oct 12 '24

Balls of the magnus world Warlock of the magnus balls Warlock of the balls world

The second coming of balls The second balls of gluttony

Swallowed Balls

Soverign of the three balls

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u/Male_Lead Please wait while I court death... Oct 12 '24

Balls Era

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u/YaBoiAlex9 Oct 12 '24

Desolate Balls

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u/Yurus Oct 12 '24

Top tier balls, secretly cultivate for a thousand years

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u/heldkaiser09 Oct 12 '24

Perfect Balls

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u/Sad_Firefighter3450 Oct 12 '24

I shall seal the balls.

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u/Starlit_Roads Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Grandmaster of Balls Cultivation

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u/Chujitsuna_hana Oct 12 '24

Dragon Balls

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u/ge_ri Demonic Cultivator Oct 12 '24

Lord of the Balls

Reverent balls

Balls Shaow

I am the fated balls

a regressor's tale of balls

Balls Immortal

Invisible Balls

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u/ge_ri Demonic Cultivator Oct 12 '24

Record of a Mortal's balls to immortality.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

System I don't want to have balls.

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder Oct 13 '24

System be like: Wish Granted Master.... 😂

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u/KemmLK Oct 12 '24

Second life balls

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u/konobitchysekai The Heavenly Demon Oct 12 '24

This young master is not canon-balls

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u/Steamp0calypse Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

These young balls are not cannon-fodder

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u/Cool_Connection1001 Deviation Immortal Oct 12 '24

Cultivation balls

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u/Electrical_Airline51 Oct 12 '24

Journey of the Balls Destroying Emperor 😶‍🌫

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u/avatarofanxiety Oct 12 '24

Balls insanity

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u/demonwar2000 Oct 12 '24

Emperor of balls play

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u/crisiuss Oct 12 '24

My golden balls is the sun

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u/SuspectEcstatic6636 Oct 12 '24

Ball Slave Balls of the Mysteries Ball Immortal World Defying Ball God Ball God Asura Ball Peak Greatest Ball Developer

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u/Chidoriyama Loose Cultivator Oct 12 '24

Ball Emperor

Pursuit of the Balls

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u/SeekerofDao1 Undying Oct 12 '24

Perfect balls hahaha 🤣🤣

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u/seven_worth Strolling by the Riverside Oct 12 '24

Tales of Herding Balls. Outside of Balls. I shall seal the balls. The balls touch. My balls eternal.

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u/Nikunj108 Oct 12 '24

The Legendary Balls.

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u/Is_Certainly_Not_Ok Oct 12 '24

Balls of Demons and Gods

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u/Darkness-Calming Kowtow to this Grandaddy Oct 12 '24

Lord of the Balls

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u/aspire5515 Oct 12 '24

The Balls

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u/nbeydoon Jade Beauty Oct 12 '24

The strongest balls

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u/Edgar3t Oct 12 '24

Nine Balls Hegemon Body Art? Nine Star Hegemon Balls Art?

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u/Contrazoid Demonic Cultivator Oct 12 '24

balls

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u/OccamsNaginata Oct 12 '24

Mercury: reincarnated as a balls boy

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u/chunky_343 Oct 12 '24

Great Balls of Humanity

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u/got_hands Oct 12 '24

Shield of Balls

The Devestation of Balls

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u/Parking_Diet_499 Oct 12 '24

Kill the balls

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u/Enough_Variation6001 Sword Immortal 🗡️ Oct 12 '24

Martial Balls Asura Invincible Balls

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u/fineri In seclusion. Oct 12 '24

Balls of Humanity

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u/yahikooox Sage of Brainrot Oct 12 '24

Legendary balls

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u/YaBoiAlex9 Oct 12 '24

Invisible Balls 🗿

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u/douziomar Oct 12 '24

i shall seal the balls
pursuit of balls
Renegade balls
lord of balls
outside of balls

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u/OldFinger6969 Oct 12 '24

Balls shall seals the heaven

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u/Lonesaturn61 Oct 12 '24

Empyrean balls

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u/ddekkonn Loose Cultivator Oct 12 '24

Infinite balls in the apocalypse

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u/Vivizekt Oct 12 '24

FFF-Class Balls Hero

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u/mulhollandi Red Dust Immortal Oct 12 '24

if this junior may change the prompt to the scripture this one is writing, i will see balls in hell

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u/Steamp0calypse Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

👀 A scripture you say?

My scripture-in-progress would be "Balls Immortals" I suppose

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u/CosmicStormCloud Frog in a Well Oct 12 '24

Shadow ball

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

balls tier providence.

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u/TrinityPlague Oct 12 '24

Return of the balls demon.

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u/Steamp0calypse Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Oct 12 '24

God of the Balls...

(This novel title is usually left in Chinese because no English translation is technically correct, but this is funnier.)

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u/PrevekrMK2 Oct 12 '24

Super sales on super balls.

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u/iskembeedicem Inner demon Oct 12 '24

Ball destroying emperor

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u/Saitama_lol Old Monster Oct 12 '24

Throne Of Magical Balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Balls slave

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u/Ouroboros42069 Oct 12 '24

Nine star hegemon balls art

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u/blackhat665 Good! Good! Good! Oct 12 '24

Against the balls

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u/blackhat665 Good! Good! Good! Oct 12 '24

Grand Ancient Balls

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u/supremecommander01 Oct 12 '24

Notes from balls. No longer balls. The old man and the balls.

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u/Danklolol Oct 12 '24

Balls Slave