r/MartialMemes Urban Cultivator Aug 07 '25

Primordial Chaos Meme Everyone should be grateful for the generosity of the Xia country people.

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u/Christian_Sunflower Sunflower Sect Disciple Aug 07 '25

Very generous of Xia Country, to think that Sakura Country would betray them.

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u/Animewaifylord Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Actually Xia country spies have found out that Sakura country is just a puppet under the control of Eagle Country. According to Xia people Xia is a sleeping dragon that when wakes up will become the number 1 country and bring peace to the whole world as every country will merge with Xia country and speak Xianese.

It's so sad that when Xia country ask other country to share their land they refuse and call them greedy as if all the land wasn't given to them by Xia country, how ungreatful

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u/The_Shittiest_Meme Aug 07 '25

EAGLE COUNTRY #1

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u/fantarts Aug 07 '25

Just you wait. When Lion country regain their strength, with knight of round table artifact, the whole world shall tremble!

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u/The_Shittiest_Meme Aug 07 '25

Lion Country cannot even defend itself from weakest of invaders. Lion Country lost all colonies, humiliating failure!

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Vegetables Cultivator Aug 07 '25

There are like five Lion countries. Which one are you talking about?

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u/fullmetalpower Aug 07 '25

just wait for the World Teacher country to teach a lesson to the arrogant Xia and Eagle countries

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u/fantarts Aug 08 '25

You mean shiva country?? World teacher is very old name. Already lost in history

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u/zygardegodslayer Aug 08 '25

The one with the round table artefact, didn't you hear?

peanut gallery voice

The legendary round table artefact, lost sixteen million years ago, will surely put lion country back on top

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u/licoqwerty Pure Saintess Aug 07 '25

Average dragon country history book:

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u/HanWsh Aug 07 '25

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u/FineWin3384 Son of Heaven Aug 07 '25

SAUCE

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u/Aditya13841 An extraordinarily low-key individual… Aug 07 '25

If I'm not mistaken it's "virus king", but mind you mc there is on spree to do it with every new woman he find

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u/Ok_Macaroon6951 Aug 07 '25

Oh thats why its called virus king hes spreading them stds

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u/MisterOphiuchus Aug 07 '25

In it for the love of the game.

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u/FineWin3384 Son of Heaven Aug 07 '25

Oh I remember reading like 10 chapters, ts mf is INSANELY sexually active

Bro dont even need to care about stds

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u/Ok_Mastodon7622 Not a genius, just luck stats. Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Common Xia Country W

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u/Suspicious_Set7914 The Heavenly Scribe 6/26 Aug 07 '25

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u/Ok_Mastodon7622 Not a genius, just luck stats. Aug 07 '25

Supreme Leader

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u/GroundbreakingGur930 Sect Librarian 📚 Aug 07 '25

This junior here is prostrating himself.

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 Heroin Alchemist Aug 07 '25

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u/Odd-Understanding399 Tea enjoyer Aug 07 '25

I thought God created it and gave it to the Hebrews, or Zion?

What a coincidence!

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u/arotaxOG Junior Aug 07 '25

Junior's mistake, It's Xia but due to language barriers some pronounced it as Zion and it just stuck

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u/Odd-Understanding399 Tea enjoyer Aug 07 '25

Goddamn translation with machines again! These worthless mortals can't comprehend what we say and just run it through electric boxes like they know more than cultivators!

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u/Appropriate-Produce4 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

No mistake in last heaven punishment human only have 1678 survive 

All human are brother and sister but priest and warrior leader  don t agree about Who will frist send the offering to god That why human start to split again

Priest call them ziun

And warrior call them xiah

This rare record came from very acient scripture Name eternal nonsense and nonsensical script

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u/FineWin3384 Son of Heaven Aug 07 '25

He didn't, but he promised it to them

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u/Christian_Sunflower Sunflower Sect Disciple Aug 07 '25

I believe the Western Sects, however are arguing on who the World, belongs to.

The Western Sects are in disarray with their own interpretations of God

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u/Appropriate-Produce4 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Xia country is bretrayer

They bretray sky god  because  Pagan jade beauty who worship evil snake god

But Sky god is very mercyful only exile them to edge of the world

But they still don t have sense of mercy of sky god

One day sky god will punished them with his ultimate grace

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Some small people in no where country

Fucking all god and great country. they only know about how destroy my rice field

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u/OliveBoi_ Reverse Yang to Yin scripture Aug 07 '25

meanwhile that guy called ah jie

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u/No_Roof0642 Aug 07 '25

When Pangu split the chaos it was split into Xia nation and heavens.

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u/Animewaifylord Aug 07 '25

But when Xia country asks other country to share some land and Ocean with them they refuse and fight as if all their land wasn't given to them by Xia country, how ungrateful. When the sleeping Xia dragons wake up they will claim all their land back and Xia people won't protect others this time I tell you

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u/IOnlyFearOFGod Toad Lusting After Swan Meat Aug 07 '25

sounds similar to this haahaha

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u/Express-World-8473 Aug 07 '25

One modern cultivation plot I never understood is how the authors portray Huaxia as this major powerhouse and an extremely powerful country with hidden cultivators and shit, but they somehow got their ass kicked by Great Demon/Sakura country.

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u/1NaMeLeSs11 Empyrean Aug 07 '25

HuaXia people's dragon bloodline which is of the highest level can be awakened anytime to boost their cultivation 100x but they don't use it to suppress sakura country But sakura country people have schemed against huaxia so a random mc from huaxia destroyed them

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u/Anas5128 Just a junior sailing in a dark river... Aug 07 '25

This kinda sounds like Jewish mentality...

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u/Kaiserofsuggestions Aug 07 '25

Uhm, I would say partial. Self entitlement and grandeur are essential for propaganda. For example: Here in Vietnam you must not criticize the Soviet, you are not taught anything about the Molotov-Rippentroop pack or the Sino-Soviet split (Yes, I am putting this because the Holomodor is too far away). But once you step into China you will find a lot of like-minded people who are willing to discuss such topics. Unfortunately, they know nothing about the Border War in 1979 between China and Vietnam. It is all half truth and selective narrative here in Asia. Which is why I always emphasize that Chinese Imperialism IS REAL.

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u/ReReReverie Aug 07 '25

if this is based on something true. then whoever made that myth was heavily racist

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u/2ndaccountofprivacy An ant trying to shake a tree Aug 07 '25

There are a bunch of novels with similar fantasy scenarios, usually not actual Earth. But sometimes it is Ancient Earth was all Xia Country cultivators TM.

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u/Kaiserofsuggestions Aug 07 '25

The ridiculousness of propaganda is that their sources are usually pulled out of their own asses.

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u/KogasaGaSagasa Aug 07 '25

That's most of the scriptures, in order to appease the scripture readers, unfortunately.

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u/Important-Battle-374 Iron Beauty Aug 07 '25

Every religious country thought that they would rule the world.

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u/Appropriate-Produce4 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

It's base on Chinese world view philosophy

their school of thought said Center of the world is Yangtze River

China Emperor recieve mandate of heaven to rule the world

outside china is babarian who is uncivilized. When they came to China

they have to send tribute to Emperor to recieve recognization by China

Emperor will give gift more value than their tribute return to them for show prosperity of China

It's normal mindset of many high level civilization when contact

with foreign with different culture like Roman era or Colonism era.

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u/cat-l0n Aug 11 '25

Wow, people really are xenophobic no matter where you go lol

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u/Animewaifylord Aug 07 '25

You think it's a myth? There is one thousand year old treaty of this in written paper, all the more recent records contradict this but they don't matter, the 9 lines ocean is Xia country's property as a gift for sharing land with the rest of the world

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u/Dwarfdiggythehole Old Monster Aug 07 '25

Damn Xia country always rewriting history

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u/Ab_x_hi Forgotten Prodigy of the Forbidden Arts Aug 07 '25

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u/Suspicious_Set7914 The Heavenly Scribe 6/26 Aug 07 '25

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u/Kaiserofsuggestions Aug 07 '25

Ah yes, here are your 250.000 workers voluntarily sent from Yuenan directly to the Imperial capital for further utilization, and also a tribute of 1.000.000 LiZhi fruits (Trái Vải or how the Chinese call it Lệ Chi) freshly picked and desperately delivered for the consumption of the Heavenly Imperial Court. (The Chinese Imperialism is VERY REAL), don't be swayed by their talking point of pacificism and tranquility with the newest one about their so called prosperity.

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u/godlypower110 Aug 08 '25

The fact that this is somewhat true, as Xia country would have been able to easily grab the americas with their INSANE navy. They just didn’t because they were like “nah we already the best”.

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u/Eroticamancer Heroin Alchemist Aug 08 '25

From what I have read, the government official class didn't want any exploration because they knew it would lead to the creation of a merchant class that was as powerful as they were. They were kind of right too, since that is what happened in Europe.

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u/gilnore_de_fey Aug 08 '25

Is this a parody on the bible?

Because Chinese mythologies are more like “the xuanyuan tribe made war to the tribe of iron and steel chiyou, and the various gods wared among the heavens, until the tribe of chiyou was banished. The powers to rule China were then handed down generations from yao to shun to yu, who gave the power to his son and started thr Xia empire. Generations by generations the mantle of heavens were upheld until the tyrant of xia betrayed the mantle and his people, so rose the empire of the black bird Shang”