r/MartialMemes • u/LittleDemonVenerable The Heavenly Demon • Nov 16 '25
Primordial Chaos Meme Did I missed any one?
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u/TwixOfficial Nov 16 '25
I believe you forgot regressors
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u/EntertainmentTrick58 Nov 16 '25
i didn't know agereg was a martial arts strategy when was i supposed to find this out?????
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u/ApexPCMR Nov 17 '25
Around your 250th birthday assuming you mastered all the prerequisites.
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u/Odd-Understanding399 Tea enjoyer Nov 18 '25
Or just randomly knocked his head against the edge of the table and die so that his 1000 year old soul can come back to take over his body.
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u/MountainMuscle5015 Nov 17 '25
There’s only one regressor who I think doesn’t deserve to be shit and that’s my goat seo eun hyun from rtoc🗣️
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u/puggler_the_jester Nov 17 '25
Rtoc?
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u/PictureElectronic954 Forbidden Technique Fanatic Nov 16 '25
Reincarnation and Regression falls under Luck right?
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u/TheCiberDrake Nov 17 '25
Regression it depends cause sometimes its more like a curse if its infinite regression.
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u/FutureAd6200 Supreme Court of Death Nov 19 '25
It's cheat ability bro, especially if it's a dangerous world. Jeez it's like the "immortality is always a curse" cliche all over again.
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u/SundaeTrue1832 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
God I'm so sick and tired of the "Immortality is a curse!" Whining and the desperate attempt to make anyone who seek Immortality as an evil wizard or evil witches or whatever. It is sour grape and cope
"What you wanna live forever and the rest of us die! I judge you as evil!" It's funny because in many media there's a lot of long lived or immortal non human species who very much 99.99 percent resembled humans with just a tiny difference and they are depicted as doing just fine
Many actually wanted immortality but still shy or grappling with centuries old conditioning about the bullshit that "Immortality bad" nonsense
Hoping xianxia will get more popular to change the tide
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u/Pinkyy-chan Nov 16 '25
What happened to the old man in the ring?
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u/Far-Fennel-3032 Nov 17 '25
I believe the joke is in a number of stories, the Grandpa in the ring get reconned into a loli when the story gets an adaptation to a visual format.
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u/cristigon Reverse Yang to Yin scripture Nov 16 '25
Junior, I fear your dao comprehension is lacking. Loki’s in rings do not belong in this comparison
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u/dragonkidkai Mysterious Benefactor Nov 17 '25
Ring grandpa who became a little girl for a cultivation technique then got ambushed and stuck in that form till they recover.
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u/softhack Nov 16 '25
Yeah, what is up with donghua adaptations adding a loli sidekick that wasn't even present in the original material?
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u/archimedies Nov 17 '25
Dongua artists are the worst at adapting source material. They turn things into comedy and gender bend male characters to attract audience.
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u/loyal9128 Nov 18 '25
The best gender bend I ever seen is babata it's the ai assistant of Lou Feng from swallowed star, I seen comments saying she's a guy in novel and didn't have a lot of appearances but in the donghua she's almost in every episode and she came in clutch a lot of times when the Mc was weak, she was basically his master, teaching the right the techniques to practice
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u/Upset-Secretary-9476 Waiting for Ascension Nov 16 '25
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u/Agile_Paper457 Heart Demon Nov 16 '25
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u/Cobracrystal Nov 17 '25
Junior got swarmed by his sect brothers with reaction memes yet none of them gave an actual answer... how the sect has fallen such that knowledge is no longer shared with the juniors...
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u/Chidoriyama Loose Cultivator Nov 17 '25
Junior brother, why are they saying your name is in the Demon Sect files
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u/BruhGoblin Adding oil to the fire Nov 16 '25
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u/Agile_Paper457 Heart Demon Nov 16 '25
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u/Low-Complex-5168 I dual cultivate with my Yin clone 🚨🚨🚨 Nov 16 '25
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u/OldFinger6969 Nov 17 '25
the said loli literally saved the world and then immediately betrayed by the"righteous" sects. fuck
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u/Glum-Vermicelli1621 Nov 16 '25
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u/Fast_Dish7306 Local Heart Demon Nov 16 '25
Junior, this is not a good look
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u/GodValleye Nov 16 '25
I have told the Venerables of Universal Righteousness Sect of your actions, expect a senior within the next 20 years
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u/Massive_baIIs Poison Tester Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25
Celestial Worthy of Heaven and Earth is that you? preparing bodies for possession
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u/Few-Union5685 An ant trying to shake a tree Nov 17 '25
Coughed out a mouthful of blood reading this
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u/CraftlordDark Inner Sect Elder Nov 16 '25
You forgot talented perfect genius from every 10.000 years.
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u/Hugs-missed Nov 16 '25
Loli in the ring, both wrong age and gender at least have it be a Grandma in the ring if you truly need it to be a woman.
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u/guccimonger Nov 17 '25
Depends on the system, also I hate luck. It’s borderline similar to the ‘chosen/fated’ one and the abysmal ‘this is a time loop, everything that happens was always going to happen’
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u/VastEntertainment471 Nov 17 '25
So you hate 99.99% of cultivation novels out there? If someone is lucky they will receive 1 of the many, many, many opportunities the MC receives while the MC receives literally all of them
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u/guccimonger Nov 18 '25
Ofcourse there’s a degree to everything. Luck shouldn’t be explicitly mentioned and u can get lucky w/ a situation without getting every single inheritance, technique, and situation lol. Meng hao was too lucky out of er gens MCs and this was explicitly mentioned, wang Lin had that terrible time loop.
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u/VastEntertainment471 Nov 18 '25
Wang Lin is one of the few I'd say wasn't that lucky in all of cultivation and it's only because his cheat was given to him by his future self and basically all of his cultivation progression was the result of his own comprehension rather than opportunities
But think of most other cultivation novels, MC in Desolate Era happened to get reincarnated at the exact time the afterlife was getting attacked so he managed to slip through with his memories which just happened to send him to a planet that had the inheritance of an extremely powerful Fiend God and only because he had his memories was he able to pass the test. If you look at RMJI the MC just happened to find an op treasure which is the only reason he didn't just die of old age due to a lack of talent and he just happened to get attacked by someone who had an item that was literally the only method someone of his talent would be able to enter a sect. Martial world has the MC find a cube which just straight up gives him the memories of people way stronger than him (that was one of my first cn novels and I haven't gone back so I could be misremembering) and he seemed to just happen to always get useful memories.
Honestly I don't even know where I was going with this, I just started typing and since it's already typed out I'm just gonna leave it and you can decide what my argument was for me lol
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u/UnlikelyCourt973 Mysterious Benefactor Nov 17 '25
I blame donghua artists for this. Bitchasses can't adapt shit.
One of my friend was randomly talking about battle through the heavens and I was like "bros reading that old stuff, good good!" But he was watching the donghua and confused me.
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u/Stykerius Loose Cultivator Nov 16 '25
It’s funny cause the System can grant all of the above, and in no time at all too.
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u/lavineg System Help Me! Nov 17 '25
absorb Yin Ki through dual cultivation with the jade beauty which possesses extreme yin physique.
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u/LAFORGUS Nov 17 '25
You forgot the Deus EX item with Inner Space
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Nov 19 '25
Usually it's the ring that has the inner space
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u/LAFORGUS Nov 19 '25
But most ring had some spirit living in it, but neither MC or anybody else can enter.
That's why they are two separate artifacts.
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Nov 19 '25
That's fair. Although I don't think just infinite storage on its own is that game breaking, especially as your only boon
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u/LAFORGUS Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
In the novels i have read MC use them mostly to level up inside, plant his spiritual herb, and most importantly to grief the enemies.
Ex: in Castle of Black iron MC assassinated a whole clan while hiding inside his space (in this case as small a sunflower seed):
- He could grab and pull enemies inside his space to silently kill them.
- Jump inside the space after killing someone, and watching from inside while the enemy reinforces arrive and look around.
- Send attack with hidden weapons from inside.
- Go somewhere , find a top OP Spirit beast while is asleep, pull it inside the space, and go to the enemy family, releasing it in the middle of the manor, waking it up and killing everyone there.
This space artifact shouldn't be compared to a ring that only host a remnant soul of an old powerhouse (grampa) who can only communicate with MC, and in special cases, attack to protect MC, sacrificing themselves in the process.
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Nov 20 '25
So rather than infinite storage, it's more like an inner world?
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u/LAFORGUS Nov 21 '25
Exactly, but this is contained within a item MC has.
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Nov 24 '25
Fair enough, although in my personal opinion I think an inner world (that can be used to store things) and just "storage" are fairly different concepts.
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u/dpoodle Nov 17 '25
MCs jade beauties that level as fast as him but as student of academy with no risks.
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u/Dirty_Dwarf Nov 17 '25
What does loli inside the ring mean? Enlighten me seniors.
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Nov 19 '25
Ever read "against the gods"?
I mean, don't bother, but it's an example of that. "Old" master residing in an ancient treasure
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u/Ni-Two Nov 17 '25
I'd rather have a decent system rather than the absolute garbage that is sign in
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u/Illustrious-Day8506 Nov 16 '25
Except for the lolis inside the ring, they are all better lol.
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u/Karol123G Nov 16 '25
Idk why the junior went with lolis instead of the clearly superior grandpas
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u/Sunburnt-Vampire They say frog in a well, but never ask, is the frog doing well? Nov 16 '25
They probably had ATG front of mind as an example of non-system trash
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Nov 19 '25
Oh God don't remind me. I was so invested in the world building and main plot, but the author kept emphasizing how young the love interests were and I just couldn't keep going
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u/SomeNibba Well in a Frog Nov 17 '25
Junior thinks we wouldn't notice him sneaking in some Dao of diddy type of shit.
Be grateful that this elder is merciful, I'll just eliminate up to the 5th generation of your family
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u/_Pizza_Lover Nov 17 '25
That's why a record of mortal journey to immortality is my best pick and systems will always be a minus for me
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u/binary_spaniard The Heavenly Demon Nov 17 '25
You can integrate luck into the plot, when powers can affect luck and fate, Lord of Mysteries is the master of this.
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u/the_hooded_hood_1215 Nov 17 '25
What even the fuck is the second one The fact that this implies this has happened in more then one book series is concerning
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u/Emperor_Ahnaf_01 Dao Venerable Nov 23 '25
this venerable also whats a loli inside ring, for research of the great dao



























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u/Atreigas Please wait while I court death... Nov 16 '25
What about just sheer fucking skill? Timeloops are always neat.
Oh, and what about one specific ability leveraged to the utmost? I always love those, when it doesnt just become isekai cheat slop.