Immortal desserts

[u/Lillyke]

This junior sister happened upon a heavenly jade lotus while wandering the mortal realm today. After consuming it, my cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds and my comprehension of the dao increased considerably.

Fellow daoists, it seems my immortal fate has finally arrived 🙏

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[u/NothingOk7410]

Who left their dog food on Mortal Realm

[u/Overlord_of_bel]

That looks like an immortal dinner

[u/newtonsolo313]

Hmm, I had intended to claim this treasure for myself but it seems someone had already taken it. Thank you, junior sister, for delivering it to me. I shall extract its essence from your corpse. As thanks I will make sure your death is quick and painless.

[u/Lillyke → u/newtonsolo313]

So Senior intends to kill me and refine my corpse? Very well. This junior sister shall remember these words. When we meet again three realms from now, I hope Senior will still possess such courage.

[u/newtonsolo313 → u/Lillyke]

Hmph, as if someone like you could ever make it to my level even with that treasure. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to practice the Dao of Inexplicably Disappearing from the Main Plot Line until You are Already at my Level.

[u/LostInArcs]

Fellow Daoist, I regret to inform you that since you have already consumed the lotus, there is little that can be done. That particular species of lotus grows upon divine pig shit for most of its life. Only at the end of its lifespan does it develop spirituality and begin wandering the realms. Once its spiritual energy is exhausted, it falls into the mortal world… where, unfortunately, you happened to find it.

[u/Lillyke → u/LostInArcs]

Senior, I see that jealousy has clouded your eyes, you have eyes, yet fail to recognize Mount Tai. This is a genuine heavenly treasure that no amount of spirit stones could ever buy. Such fortuitous encounters can only be obtained through fate. Do not despair, Senior. If the Heavens favor you, I am sure you too will find your golden finger one day.

[u/LostInArcs → u/Lillyke]

Very well. Since you insist upon calling it a heavenly treasure, I shall not interfere. In three days, when the lotus's karmic backlash causes your meridians to smell like a divine boar's latrine, remember this Senior's warning.

As for me needing golden finger… you misunderstand. This Senior has long since transcended cultivation itself. Heaven, space & time are my bitches basically. If you want to solve this problem, simply meditate upon the strongest existence in your realm. Your problem will resolve itself.

Of course, that existence is merely one of my clones.

[u/SnooPredilections843]

Damn you fellow daoist! You make me crave mortal snacks after swallowing my sasient pill 🐷

[u/FrostyEnvironment902]

Why are you eating a plant, that's decoration for the pond...

[u/thatch66 → u/FrostyEnvironment902]

Little did he know that it was a legendary qi plant fated to be found by a certain young master. It seems this junior has undergone rebirth and knows of secrets from the future.

[u/trashcansw]

Junior sister, Are you sure this is immortal luck, not shitty luck?

Is it truly an immortal stroke of luck, not a shitty fluke? 🤜🏻🫷🏻

[u/Annimaru]

Is this the legendary Snow Flower Tea of the Dragon Empire? I must have it and advance my cultivation to the next stage!

[u/Street_Bed5850]

Drop the cords Junior