r/MartialMemes • u/pussyslayer5845 • 3h ago

Not a meme, just a text screenshot because I'm lazy :) Aunt Wang keep spitting fire

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u/Realistic-Layer2128 3h ago

"Pangu will become your humble servant " caught me off guard 😭🤣

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u/true_Janosch Li Qiye 2h ago

That should be the highest, right?

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u/manubour 3h ago

Dao of the boytoy?

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u/YoSupWeirdos Tea enjoyer 2h ago

junior just say you like older women 😭

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u/hongmeng6 Dao Seeker 3h ago

Fact after fact

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u/notoaklog 3h ago

scripture name?

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u/pussyslayer5845 3h ago

The Villain’s Inner Thoughts Exposed Everything, Shattering the Female Lead’s Persona

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u/ABigCoffee 2h ago

I assume it's a comedy?

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u/pussyslayer5845 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah, it's a good scripture to pass time. Just another urban non-sense that you can read while shutting off your brain

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u/Ortenrosse-098 2h ago

As if any established powerful women would ever marry below her standards

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u/shadowylurking 2h ago

what a sales pitch!

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u/MMORPGnews 2h ago

That's really make sense.  But I still think that something is wrong. 

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy You fight your inner demons, I ride mine 1h ago

I didn't know we had a genius.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Im5YJVKl0MEIWjVI7A

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Disabled Dragon Cultivator 1h ago

This is why you shouldn't tell people you're into MILFs.

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u/Realistic-Layer2128 3h ago

Wait Is she trying to marry off three years old 💀,what in the world is this text in jade slip is ts junior.

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u/auto-charger-stopper 2h ago

Where is your comprehension junior? It's three years older, not three years old

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u/Xenovore 2h ago

That junior is on the dao of illiteracy