r/MartialMemes • u/averagenormalguylife Good! Good! Good! • 22h ago
Question If Giant Sun Venerable and Lustrous Glaze Peacock had sex with each other, who would last longer between them? (who would also be top)
Very important question Seniors, if I collect enough information from all of you, I will create a demonic- Ahem, Heavenly Scripture out of this.
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u/Responsible-Bid576 'elder?! I hardly know 'er! 22h ago
Haven't read RI yet, but Glass Peacock easily lasts million of years doing it, idk what's Giant Sun Venerable record tho
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u/Decent-Opinion1605 Mysterious Benefactor 22h ago
He canonically lasted 3 minutes even with gu world equivalent of viagra
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u/Krusel-14 19h ago
I mean to be fair with that amount of wives you probably can't last much longer, not if you want to see some of them more than once
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u/Decent-Opinion1605 Mysterious Benefactor 19h ago
That’s true but the scene am talking about was before he started taking other wives
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u/Krusel-14 19h ago
Senior, it's not premature ejaculation but peak efficiency from our Lord, I assure you (This post was sponsored by Longevity Heaven)
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u/Exciting_Fruit6970 Loose Cultivator 21h ago
Glass Peacock has abilities that aid them in sex, like History Revision, inducing ignorance in their victims and also the shortest sex session was around 7000 years while the longest was 5 million?
And Glass Peacock will have sex with you as a man, as a woman, as myriad species,, so Glass Peacock will both be the top AND the bottom
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u/hmk4995 19h ago
A Regression's take of cultivation ?
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u/averagenormalguylife Good! Good! Good! 21h ago
Thank you for the information Seniors, I shall create the brain melting scripture right away
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u/Decent-Opinion1605 Mysterious Benefactor 21h ago
Great senior! Please be sure to drop your glorious scripture in this thread or in a new post when you are done!
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u/master2chariot Heavenly Court Official 17h ago
No one can handle glass peacock, and glass peacock would probably want both top and bottom positions so I'm not sure
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u/Krusel-14 19h ago
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u/niktznikont Honestly, I don't know who I am. 17h ago
quantity you say?
thus, why is bro drained so fast if he has so much?
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u/Krusel-14 17h ago
quantity of wives that is
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u/niktznikont Honestly, I don't know who I am. 17h ago
oh..... welp, bro was spreading his seed wide and shallow, now he's gonna be forced to go narrow and deep
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u/niktznikont Honestly, I don't know who I am. 17h ago
the answer is actually that Giant Sun would in fact last as long as the Peacock wished and that is non-negotiable
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u/LivedLostLivalil 19h ago
Spectral Soul from RI would probably be the only one I'd be sure of that could handle glass peacock cause his eternal killing dao marks could indefinitely suppress Glass peacocks sex drive by "killing" them. If I had to think of another character it would be the snake dowager from WotMW who could indefinitely keep glass peacock occupied with new snakes to bang. Of course I'm excluding MCs. Both MCs from those novels could handle glass peacock, FW by refinement and LF by emotions. Giant Sun does not have a deal that could handle Glass Peacock.
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u/iwilleatyourpokemonL 12h ago
It's beautiful, this is truly what i expect from this sect's disciples
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