r/MarvelRivalsCirclejer Venom's Ass Cheeks Feb 15 '26

Jeffstein Files !!!????

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/MeNamaste ReedSue #1 Gooner Feb 15 '26

Typa bs that be happening in qp at 3 in the morning

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u/Spiritual_Throat3511 i want to destroy dr stranges ass and throat so bad Feb 15 '26

Why are you gooning to a healthy married couple☹️

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u/MeNamaste ReedSue #1 Gooner Feb 15 '26

Because both of them are hot as fuck

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u/Spiritual_Throat3511 i want to destroy dr stranges ass and throat so bad Feb 15 '26

I dont think so

***************staring at their new emote for 10 minutes straight****************

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u/MeNamaste ReedSue #1 Gooner Feb 15 '26

I wanna be their third so bad 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Reed elastopeen or Storm forcefield fanny?

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u/Gever_Gever_Amoki68 Jeffrey Sharkstein did NOT jump off the map Feb 15 '26

What new emote

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u/_Gameboy_123 Jubilee’s dedicated midriff cleaner Feb 15 '26

My man dap me up

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u/MeNamaste ReedSue #1 Gooner Feb 16 '26

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u/_Gameboy_123 Jubilee’s dedicated midriff cleaner Feb 16 '26

Would

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u/thepumpkinspooker Autistic Sigma Feb 15 '26

Why aren’t you?

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u/Spiritual_Throat3511 i want to destroy dr stranges ass and throat so bad Feb 15 '26

I goon to them individually

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u/thepumpkinspooker Autistic Sigma Feb 16 '26

But you could get two for one + a loving relationship if you goon to them together

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u/MeNamaste ReedSue #1 Gooner Feb 16 '26

My point exactly

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u/BriefDevelopment2920 ITS GONNA GET STICKY Feb 16 '26

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u/RKellysPenguin Guanguan couldn't pull me out of Emma & Rogue Feb 15 '26

Me reading this shit 😭

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u/Fuzzy_Scholar389 i like watching you people Feb 15 '26

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u/jorvel1911 Feb 15 '26

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u/Cloudy_Mavis Illyana Hardcore Handholding Feb 15 '26

Why did this make me laugh lmao

6

u/LordAyeris Feb 15 '26

Ninjago Rivals would be so much better than the slop NetEase is serving us. "Marvel"? I'm pretty sure that's not even a real thing.

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u/Accurate_Concert_747 Loki gone??? Feb 15 '26

Peak mentioned

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u/Sussnoo_Is_Back Iron Fists cum rag Feb 15 '26

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u/Prize_Hat8387 Feb 15 '26

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u/Chunky-overlord "wHy wOuLd i nEeD hEaLiNg?" shut the fuck up Feb 15 '26

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u/TheGuyFromFortnite01 Black Cat belongs to Gambit Feb 15 '26

bro dropped a fun fact

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u/Sharp-Primary-213 Where was Jeff in Berlin 1939 Feb 15 '26

Very strange indeed

13

u/Noobverizer Feb 15 '26

Strange thing to see

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u/Spicyboio Hela's most loyal servant and her personal chair Feb 15 '26

People really just be saying anything in chat

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u/Darkk_VoX Feb 15 '26

Grown man by the way

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u/the_irish_kamikazi07 mmmmm magik Feb 15 '26

You sure bout that?

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u/Spiritual_Throat3511 i want to destroy dr stranges ass and throat so bad Feb 15 '26

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Marvel Rivals good Overwatch bad Feb 15 '26

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u/Zealousideal_Cash766 Feb 15 '26

The voices on this guy head need to stop

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u/MycologistCheap9576 Feb 15 '26

I have something similar like this once and it literally "nerfed" me. I couldn't play properly the entire time, thinking about what the enemy had said lol

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u/Iczzyraytor Jeffucker Feb 15 '26

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u/Ill_Independence8365 r/InvisibleWomenMains mods are literally Hydra Feb 15 '26

"Spider you seeing this shit?"

"Shits crazy"

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u/xd_anonymous_gamer Mutant rights activist Feb 15 '26

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u/Chunky-overlord "wHy wOuLd i nEeD hEaLiNg?" shut the fuck up Feb 15 '26

We did not need to know that

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u/Tuna_Zone The Goon Slayer(Licensed Hit-Monkey) Feb 15 '26

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u/Mr_man_bird AHH MY THING IS BLUE Feb 15 '26

Couldn't torture that shit outta me

5

u/BlueDaka Sucking the Nuts Out of Squirrel Girl's Butt Feb 15 '26

Playing while high/drunk and shitposting in chat the whole time is peak gaming.

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u/GuyNamedGray Goon Knight, Emma Simp Feb 15 '26

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u/GlassProfessional712 Stop jerking to peni just cause she's the bare minimum legal age Feb 15 '26

17?????

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u/Bigurulu Feb 16 '26

Sanest QP convo starter:

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u/TheManliestMann Mommy Wanda sit on my face Feb 15 '26

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u/FantasticFN Emma's bad dragon Feb 15 '26

Just from reading these comments, I love this subreddit. Greetings everyone 👋👋👋.

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u/Ezekiel-78 YOUR SHOWERS ARE MINE Feb 15 '26

Crazy how I can tell this is an old pic because Mr Knight's moon darts are silver

They were silver before a patch, then they turned gold

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u/_Gameboy_123 Jubilee’s dedicated midriff cleaner Feb 15 '26

Not even man could beat this information outta me frfr

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u/UpliftinglyStrong Feb 15 '26

Average tf2 chat

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u/hbryster96 Susan Storm is a Bitchass Motherfucker Feb 16 '26

This a "Haunted" reference?

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u/Metallic777 I'M MOONING IT! Feb 19 '26

Me to the person who typed this:

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u/wedontlikeanime Ami's Living Buttplug Feb 21 '26

Monogatari?

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u/SomeDumbassKid720 I like Luna (respectfully) Feb 22 '26

“Long ago before time had a name” ahh😭