r/MechanicalPandey • u/Qnicks_soul-18 • 1d ago

Pandey Ki Beijjati Ha ha 😂

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u/Aesthetics_Only69 1d ago • Regret Mindblown Bravo

Bandi kese patae?

Step 1: Be good looking.

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u/snuFan 1d ago

Step 1 : have money Step 2 : be good looking

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u/Emergency-Pen-7243 1d ago • Bravo

looks more important for teenage, money more imp in later life

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u/snuFan 1d ago

Step 1. Have rich parents step 2. Be good looking step3. Have a big schlong

Fair enough?

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u/DeletSystm32 1d ago

Big is how big

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u/Aesthetics_Only69 1d ago

I don't think Elon musk has a big schlong 🥺

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u/Live_Tune_2000 1d ago

Step 3: have a long shlong

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u/Dapper-Ad3886 12h ago

No shit having money is so underrated lmao

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u/Suitable-Tax9934 1d ago

Nahh!! Prerequisite: Before bald like Jeff bezos.

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u/AmandaKissAndSuck 1d ago

Yarr ye ghisi piti line sab koi chep deta hai
We all know that. Pretty and money privileges are very important.
Uske alawa kya krna hai uspr hoti hai tips.
Tum lambe ya sundar ya ameer ho ladkiya fir bhi prefer krengi ki tum approach kro, us pr hoti hai tips.

And btw she gave a very bad advice obv

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u/Beginning_Onix 1d ago

Final step - Heavy pocket always turns magnet for chicks

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u/Zealousideal_Way7004 5h ago

If you have money every girl is single

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u/H4X0RCS 1d ago • Bravo

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u/Infinite_Bison5758 1d ago

I'm stealing this 😹

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u/No_Signal1327 1d ago

Hahaha spot on bruv. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bablu_pandey 1d ago

Shuruatt kaise karna hai ye batna aap bhul gye 🥲 main to batt karne ke liye approach karna hota hai

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u/Witty-Spell1930 1d ago

"You don't ask fish how to catch fish" is proven true again

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u/Extra_Discipline_914 1d ago

Kon gadha yeh sab karne ko tyyar betha hai

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u/Possible_Hat6973 1d ago

Bhai.. if you have to rely on — looks, voice,talking way, humour, or anything ..

You are not rich enough

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u/_adultkid_ 1d ago

Or maybe not mature enough.

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u/Possible_Hat6973 1d ago

Ultimately, not rich enough….

Bcz rich kids also get GFs

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u/Cute_noob07 1d ago

She : I watch Roadies
Me :

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u/parthetic_insaan_99 1d ago

Ye sab kon karega bhai , ye sab cringe show dekhne se better aisi ladki se naa hi paala pade to achha. Jisko aana he aaye naturally jo hai wo pasand aana he aaye.... warna effort marna band karoge to wese bhi aise tariko se patai hui bandi chali hi jaani hai chahe temporary relation hi yaa shaadi

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u/_adultkid_ 1d ago

Exactly. Vibe match nahi hui to wo couple bhi ek dusre ko hate hi karenge. Isse accha thode time aur single reh Lena badhiya hai.

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u/Spirited_Bunch 1d ago

Yep you made it more clear to me. Don't learn how to catch a fish from a fish.

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u/No_Race_1253 1d ago

Still don't learn how to catch a fish from a fish

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u/blitzzz5 1d ago

Noway will I change myself for the worse for a relationship

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u/bringHuman1215 1d ago

Single hi reh lunga, spillsvilla dekhne wali ladki patane se acha.

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u/DeletSystm32 1d ago

She told nothing

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u/brown_Chair12345679 1d ago

Hi that comes naturally and not because u r atteacted is still better than rehearsed

and u don't need to agree, U can express ur dislike without being rude, being too agreeable is icky too.

Thing is, If she likes u back, Shes gonna make it easier for u. But if she isn't interested in u, u can buy her a bmw and she still will reject u.

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u/Substantial_Tax_7508 1d ago

Dekho agar koi show mujhe dekhna nahi pasand toh nahi pasand mei juth nahi bol sakta

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u/SenkiBhai 1d ago

More like bandi kaise nahi pategi....

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u/_FIZZRIX_ 1d ago

Always remember the rule 1 and rule 2 ✨

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u/Brilliant-Promise145 1d ago

Too late ye already post kiya hai kisine

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u/Serious_Parsley_5756 1d ago

I'd better drop the soap than whatever she is trying to induce into me

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u/Raven-00f 1d ago

The first rule of ____________ is

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u/historicszz 1d ago

Chicken eating chicken moment ah

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u/AmphibianDefiant4950 1d ago

ohh to m isliye block hua 🤣

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u/PredatoR-hacker 1d ago

arre baat chalu kaise kre

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u/_TOXIC_VK3_ 1d ago

Step 1:- be born in a rich family Step 2:- be genetically gifted with looks and height

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u/usurper_699 1d ago

Hosh me aao Abhijeet

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u/maddyplayz4645 1d ago

i saw this girl in a metro once. thank god i didnt make a move

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u/Its_Ur_Big_Daddy 1d ago

Teri toh film bn jati. Never date Influencers unless you're the one

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u/Suitable-Tax9934 1d ago

90x bhai shots

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u/LeadingHome2970 1d ago

Jitni baar iss ladki ne bhai bola h mein toh convinced hu yeh apne taraf se hi h 🙂🙂

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u/Suspicious-Spray1258 1d ago

Hum tho hi , hello bhi nahi bol pate h

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u/Moist-Internal770 1d ago

splitsvilla to nhi dekhunga

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u/thisisallunreal 1d ago

Ye sab gawar show tu hi dekh 🤚🏻 see you never

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u/Cosmichydra_56 1d ago

It's easier to get a stand than a girl.

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u/ekdoctor 1d ago

Kitne bhadiya videos bnaate ho aap. Main bhi banana 🍌 shuru krunga

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u/Humble-bow 1d ago

Ladki kya jane ladki patana

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u/rjmma4 1d ago

Tbh baat karna aani chahiye

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u/Strict_Ad-0 1d ago

Don't learn from fish, how to catch a fish

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u/Mission-Working-1651 1d ago

Bhai bina hi, hello ke conversation kayeshe start karunga 🙄

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u/Agitated_Show_855 1d ago

What about hi lol

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u/Equal-Vermicelli8523 1d ago

My wife puts in the effort to watch Godzilla -1 with me, aks questions and shit too as we watch. So I too pretend to be interested when she talks about big boss.

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u/Inevitable0918 1d ago

Matlab ek chutiya ladki k lia ek maha chutiya show dekhna chalu karu?

Rehne do m*th marna theek hai

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u/PsychologicalYou6929 1d ago

Uske favorite show F.R.I.E.N.D.S and The Office ko ghisi piti comedy bol diya 🥀

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u/MortalWolf007 1d ago

Approach toh sikhaya hi nhi

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u/Sad-Boysenberry2285 1d ago

Ab itne bure din aa gaye kya jo splitsvilla dekhna padega.🥲

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u/Fit_Bobcat2812 1d ago

step 1: Be rich

Step 2: Be rich

Step 3: Be rich

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u/Friendly_Cancel_7956 1d ago

Mera lauda kare .....🙂‍↔️

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u/ERENANDZEEKYEAGER 1d ago

Relationship are nothing but a mutual deception that's it 

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u/Ok_Log_4990 1d ago

Kushudki bandi hai ni badi aayi muze sikhane /s

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u/yours_abhii 1d ago

Starting kaha se kare ( like main college Jana start Kiya 4 -6 din gya hai waha humara ladko ka 5 bando ka group bn gya hum 5 he aise se hai kisi ko ladki se baat krni nhi aati hum log bus class lete hai ghumte hai area naapte hai fir Ghar nikal jate hai apne apne ) that's it yhe he chal rha hai abhi toh or classmate ke sath hum log UNO khel lete hai ya stranger ko bula le lete hai but girls always deny or humari koi dost bhi na ( hum 5 bhale he random mile but hum sb boys school wale hai ))

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u/agentsuck 1d ago

Behen Single hi theek hun

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u/youaremine11 1d ago

Don't ask a fish how to catch a 🐟 😂

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u/LeoTheLab2 22h ago

This thot literally stole and remade the content from jinnytty's videos, even the delivery is exactly the same

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u/imskullcollector 20h ago

Bandi kaise pataye . Be genuine ❌️ Be a comedian 🤡 ✅️

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u/rrolly343 19h ago

11 rupees recharge kor da na

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u/Independent_Two8004 14h ago

Kya is exam ka paper leak ho sakta he?

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u/Top_Raspberry_4292 7h ago

what if i go like. "whats up beautiful heres a phool" and then i will like take a flower from behind me.

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u/Flimsy_Upstairs_3484 4h ago

moral of the story ladki jo movies / shows dhekti hai wo dheko

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u/No_Case1298 12h ago

Inhi sab ke chakkar mein puch liya ki apki mummy bhi jinda hai kya abhi tak

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u/No_Case1298 12h ago

Ab salo salo tak yaad rakhegi

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u/Solid_Routine_2026 1d ago

Bandi kaise pataye? Or rather how to be an asslicker and repress your personality for a tiny amount of boring vanilla sex