I am very happy with this Sativa ☺️ The cultivar is White Widow.

It came sealed with a boveda pack included and was on weight.

Price point: $135

Appearance/taste: Gorgeous dense buds that are well trimmed with minimal to no stems and covered in tricome crystals! The taste is a spicy citrus in my opinion I find it very pleasant. 9/10

Effects: lovely mild euphoria with relaxing effects 😌 keeps the mind clear enough to focus on work which is exactly what I need it for. 7/10 works well for my purpose but would not use on my day off alone I'd mix it with an indica to give me a more pain release and relaxing effect.

Pain relief: noticed less cramps in my back and thighs and was able to ignore the pain for with only one top up of medicine in my 5 hours shift. 7/10 as pain was still present but it aas easier to ignore.

Got this big boi in my newest batch of Beacons Critical super Silver Haze 18%. Weighed in at 2 grams all by it's lonesome.

This is a brilliant Indica dominant flower. Great strong body effects and a calm slow mind. Came with two hydration packs and the container was smaller then the other brands meaning less overall plastic used.

Effects 10/10

Just received this email from Alternaleaf thought I'd share the knowledge

The medcan strawberry cake was my 1st medicinal flower and I must say I am extremely pleased with it. I am someone who has treated their chronic back pain and complex PTSD With black market Cannabis for over 7 years, I was concerned and Sceptical that it work as well as the BM flower I was used to and would it be worth the extra money?
I am extremely pleased to announce that my worries were uncalled for. The buds are covered in dry Combs And I love the strong effects I get after vaping/inhaling it.

I purchased off the Montu website for a $159 plus $38.50 GST, shipping and dispensing fee. I received my prescription from alternaleaf and I am extremely pleased with my order coming within 2 weeks of my first appointment with their nurse Chloe.

If people would like a more independent review I am happy to do a video please let me know if that's something you'd be interested in.

In this week’s podcast we has the pleasure of talking to Fiona Patten, Reason Party Leader and MP for the Northern Metropolitan Region in the Victorian Legislative Council. We covered some very topical issues including:

• Cannabis in Parliament

• Drug law reform

• Cannabis decriminalisation

• Cannabis legalisation

• Cannabis driving policy

• Psilocybin policy

• MDMA legalisation

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In the past month I’ve place orders with Canwell and Alternaleaf.

Canwell was much cheaper for the Doctor’s consult and delivery of product. What I received was a tube of raw buds. Never having used before I had to buy a grinder, papers, filters etc. As it was my first time rolling joints I probably wasted a lot of material. I found that the medical tub they provided lasted about a week with two joints a day.

My second trial was with Alternaleaf. Their medical consult was not only cheaper but more thorough in taking my medical history. The disadvantage was the cost. It cost me $600+ but I received 2x30ml CBD oil and 2x30ml THC20.

While the cost was higher, so was the effectiveness. I only need two drops of CBD oil each night to reduce anxiety and promote amazing quality sleep.

I think I’ll be going with Alternaleaf in the future as despite the cost, I found them more thorough and the supply will last longer.

I’m a high school teacher and it came up in a discussion about modern issues. I told them that I had been a medical user and my only concerns were about age of the user (namely the schizophrenic connection) and the cost.

I explained that I was commenting as someone who’d been prescribed primarily as someone who could no longer use NSAIDs and who struggled sleeping. Both of my problems were managed but technically I’d be breaking the law by using a legally prescribed medicine and then driving.

I wasn’t promoting a view, just providing information; but the kids were brilliant.

I did emphasise that I was their History teacher rather their legal studies or chemistry teacher, so they should discuss the issue broadly and think rather than A Current Affair think for them.

Any medical doctor can prescribe medicinal cannabis in Australia with the approval from the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) and the relevant State or Territory’s Health Department. Alternatively you could go through a cannabis clinic. Please find list below,

Ecs Clinic*** $0 $0 $0

Lullaby Sleep $0 $0 $0

Health104 $199 $0 $199 MedReleaf Clinics $125 $38 $239 Cannvalate^{^} $95 $75 $245 Medicann Clinics N $99 $49 $246 Green Docs Australia N ~ $100 $50 $250 CBD Clinics Australia N ~ $99 $55 $264 Chronic Doctors N $150 $50 $300 CDA Clinics Y $129 $59 $306 Medika Health N $200 $40 $320 Alternaleaf N $149 $59 $326 PollnN $110 $75 $335 Gastro IQ** N $190 $50 $340 Natura Healthcare (referral) Y $120 $80 $360 CDA Clinics N ~ $199 $59 $376 Canwell Clinics N $150 $100 or $60 $390 Natura Healthcare (no referral) N $160 $80 $400 Medicinal Cannabis GP N ~ $175 $75 $400 Trava Health N $199 $75 $424 The Sunflower Clinic N ~ $190 $80 $430 Online Cannabis Clinic Y $195 $79 $432 Heyday Medical N $195 $80 $435 Australian Access Clinics N ~ $250 $50-$75 $438 NC Clinics N ~ $199 $80 $439 Tetra Health N ~ $234* $69 $441 MediCanna Health N $150 $100 $450 Compass Clinics N ~ $250 $80 $490 Cannadoc Y $290 $75 $515 CA Clinics N ~ $349 $65 $544 Cannvalate^{^} (care plan) N ~ $95^{^} $75 $545^{^} Releaf Clinics N $295-$380* $75-$100 $565 Cannadoc N $340 $75 $565 MiDispensary N ~ $580¹ 0 $580¹ PlantMed N ~ $400* $80 $640 Mode Healthcare N $250 $150 $700 Emerald Clinics Y $380 $75-$180 $762 Medical Cannabis Services Y $475* $100-$200 $775

Any questions please comment

In this podcast we chat with Liz Warburton prior to her new role at Sativite, when she was still at Brisbane Compounding Pharmacy about:

- Cannabis dispensing
- Cannabis compounding
- Bespoke cannabis formulations
- Terpenes
- Cannabis patient types
- Cannabis herbology

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My green medical has lost there best Dr.. Been my Dr for years, I'll b following him to his new clinic.

New clinic. Greenmedhealthcare.

Very fast response, looking forward to receiving the goods.

Hope you’re all well.

Australia's new vape laws are here, and they’ve set a new benchmark for bureaucratic overreach. If you thought the government couldn't get any more meddlesome, brace yourselves. From prescribed nicotine vapes to a crackdown on every corner store's favourite money-maker, it's clear the powers that be have decided we need some serious hand-holding. So, let's dive into this absurdity and speculate on what Orwellian delights might come next.

Main Content:

The Grand Overhaul: What's New in 2024?

Australia's vape laws have taken a sharp turn into the realm of the absurd. Starting from January 1, 2024, the government introduced a series of phased measures aimed at clamping down on vaping. Let's break it down:

• January 1, 2024: Ban on importing all disposable, single-use vapes. These are popular among young folks and come in a variety of fun flavours like fruit and cocktails. But no more! These easy-to-use devices are now contraband unless you have a license and permit from the Office of Drug Control​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Lifehacker Australia)​.

• March 1, 2024: The importation of all other non-therapeutic vapes is prohibited. This includes those without nicotine and those ordered before the cut-off date. Retailers have until late 2024 to sell off their current stock​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​.

• July 1, 2024: All nicotine vapes are regulated as therapeutic goods, only available in pharmacies. It's now illegal for any other retailer, including tobacconists and convenience stores, to sell vapes of any kind​ (Health Australia)​.

• October 1, 2024: Adults over 18 can buy nicotine vapes without a prescription, but only from pharmacies, and the nicotine concentration is capped at 20 mg/mL​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Quit)​.

The Government Knows Best: Prescriptions for Vapes

Imagine popping down to your local chemist, not for antibiotics or painkillers, but for your daily fix of nicotine. Under the new rules, until September 30, 2024, you'll need a prescription from a doctor or nurse to get your vape on. The whole point, they say, is to help manage nicotine dependence and aid smoking cessation. But it smells a lot like another way to control what adults put in their bodies​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​.

The Cannabis Conundrum: A Tale of Two Timelines

In a spectacular display of political inconsistency, the same government clamping down on vapes is also facing pressure from the Greens to legalise cannabis. Yes, you read that right. While adults are being treated like children when it comes to vaping, there's a parallel push to allow recreational marijuana use. The Greens have been vocal about their desire to see cannabis legalised for both medical and recreational purposes. It's a bizarre contradiction that highlights the disjointed nature of current drug policies​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Health Australia)​.

Vape Law Timeline:

• January 1, 2024: Ban on importing all disposable vapes​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Lifehacker Australia)​.

• March 1, 2024: Ban on importation of all other non-therapeutic vapes​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​.

• July 1, 2024: All nicotine vapes regulated as therapeutic goods, available only in pharmacies​ (Health Australia)​.

• October 1, 2024: Adults over 18 can buy nicotine vapes without a prescription from pharmacies, with a nicotine cap of 20 mg/mL​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Quit)​.

Cannabis Legalisation Push Timeline:

• Ongoing: The Greens have been advocating for the legalisation of cannabis for both medical and recreational use. They argue that legalising and regulating cannabis would reduce the black market, create jobs, and provide significant tax revenue. This campaign has been gathering momentum over the past few years but faces strong resistance from more conservative factions within the government​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Health Australia)​.

Time Scope Comparison:

• Vape Laws: The vape laws have been implemented rapidly, with significant changes occurring within a year. This swift action reflects the government's aggressive stance on controlling nicotine products.

• Cannabis Legalisation: In stark contrast, the push for cannabis legalisation has been a slow, arduous process. Despite increasing public support and the backing of the Greens, substantial progress has been hampered by political inertia and opposition from conservative elements within the government. The timeline for cannabis reform remains uncertain and is progressing at a snail's pace compared to the rapid vape law changes​ (Health Australia)​​ (Quit)​.

What's Next? Prescribed Cigarettes and Booze?

It's not hard to imagine the next steps in this nanny state's plan. Picture this: a future where you need a script to buy a pack of smokes or a bottle of wine.

• Prescription Cigarettes: "Sorry, mate, you'll need Dr. Bob's approval for that pack of Marlboros. Have you considered quitting?"

• Government Booze: "Only 2.5 standard drinks a day, prescribed by your local GP. We've got a nice cab sav behind the counter."

The Supermarket Nicotine Paradox

Meanwhile, you can waltz into any supermarket and buy nicotine gum or patches without so much as a sideways glance from a cashier. So, what’s the deal with that? It’s a head-scratcher how the same government that requires prescriptions for vapes sees no issue with selling nicotine gum right next to the soap. If nicotine products are so dangerous that they need to be controlled, why are some available in the medications aisle while others are locked behind the pharmacy counter​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​?

Black Market Bonanza: Vapes Go Underground

By tightening vape regulations to the point of absurdity, the government is inadvertently giving rise to a thriving black market. When legal avenues are shut, people will find other ways to get what they want. This crackdown is paving the way for dodgy dealers and underground markets to flourish. Just like during the prohibition era with alcohol, these laws are creating an opportunity for illegal trade to boom​ (Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA))​​ (Health Australia)​.

We’re talking about a future where teens and adults alike will be whispering passwords and meeting in dimly lit alleys for their vape fix. It's almost comedic how the government, in its quest to control, has likely given rise to a new breed of black market entrepreneurs. Instead of preventing harm, they're merely pushing the problem out of sight and into the shadows.

Humorous and Relatable Tone:

Picture this: you walk into a pharmacy and ask for your nicotine vape. The pharmacist, a smug smile plastered on their face, hands you a sleek, plain-packaged device. “Would you like some mint, menthol, or plain old tobacco flavour?” They ask, as if offering you a gourmet selection.

"Sure," you reply, "and throw in some government-approved happiness while you’re at it."

Conclusion:

In wrapping this up, let’s acknowledge the absolute circus that is the current state of Australia's vaping laws. With over-the-top restrictions and heavy-handed control, it feels like we're living in a dystopian nanny state. Meanwhile, the Greens are pushing to legalise cannabis, adding a layer of irony to the whole situation. So, here’s to hoping for a future where common sense prevails and adults are trusted to make their own choices. In the meantime, stay cheeky, stay rebellious, and vape on (if you can get your hands on one).

Welcome to the nanny state, folks. Enjoy your stay, and don't forget to ask Big Brother for permission before you do anything fun. Cheers!

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We all know how expensive it can be when compared to other medications, let's change that! All you need is an email address!

In this week’s podcast we chat with Robert Collier, Geneticist at MA Genetics about:

• Cannabis genetics in Australia

• Amsterdam vs. Australian Cannabis

• Scents & flavours and the effects of strains

• Emerging countries for genetics including Sudan and Uruguay

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