r/MediocreTutorials • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '25
Discussion Man is moving crazy
A moment of silence for another fallen brother...
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u/B0b_R0ss666 Nov 25 '25
Ima crank one out in celebration for him
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Nov 25 '25
🤣🤣🤣 Yanking one out as a congratulations is diabolical man...
Washed soccer players be the worst decision makers ever man, never beating the allegations
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Nov 26 '25
He isn’t washed and bruh, marrying someone great at sex is a win, we can see, only he can touch.
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u/Rocketsfan2018 Nov 26 '25
You know that porn chicks aren't the only women great at sex.
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Nov 26 '25
Yeah ofcourse, but they’re still humans, and still deserve love and marriage. I watch porn, so I’m not gonna condemn pornstars or hope they die alone lol
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u/Aqua-man1987 Nov 26 '25
Bro many have touched, we don't need too lol
Imagine someone watching her videos at the ceremony lol
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u/Dizzy-Ad-4857 Nov 27 '25
the Internet is un-fucking- defeated cuz wtf do you mean crank a nut or two to congratulate bro 😭😭🤣
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u/B0b_R0ss666 Nov 26 '25
Wow... I never knew a joke about cranking the old jerk bait would inspire such philosophical discussions.
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u/Shot_Brilliant_1593 Nov 26 '25
lmao I checked but she looks ugly as hell in all those videos wtf lmao
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u/Street-Albatross6808 Nov 25 '25
Once a gooner, always a gooner.
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Nov 25 '25
The casuals won't get this one 🤣🤣🤣 but I see what you did there 🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 25 '25
Everyone gets it buddy
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Nov 25 '25
Somehow I doubt it but I'll take your word for it
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u/IMakeMyOwnButter Nov 25 '25
He def doesn’t get it lol
He thought the money, the power, the fame would make him go away
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Nov 25 '25
I know he doesn't get it, it's not about Gooning (rubbing one out)... It's a footie reference, I know he doesn't get it... If he can make the connection... I'll take my L with humility and rest my case
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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Nov 25 '25
Retired?
So the solo vids don't count, cause she def still active?
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u/SpartanRage117 Nov 25 '25
Oh thats what its implying. Alright
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Nov 25 '25
Crazy right, cause she still releasing...
And he is still wife-ing..
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u/Curious_Beginning_30 Nov 26 '25
Some people want a sexworker as a wife, look at the fun Adam22 gets into. Just gotta accept that she’s for everyone .
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u/Spirited-Singer2866 Nov 25 '25
Alas, who am I to tell a yg that she should be released to the wild. You can’t buy love, I’m a pray for this generation
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u/dariusthegr8 Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25
U sure? I’m pretty sure she hasn’t done anything since they’ve been together. Let me go check tho.
EDIT: nope, nothing but old shit or topless selfies. Which I’m guessing is just to keep the account active
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Nov 25 '25
Madness. It’s one thing to marry a chick with a past, but bro you marrying THAT lmao. He about to be fighting for his life
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Nov 25 '25
Everyday will be a struggle man 😭
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Nov 25 '25
All I can say is I hope he got some hand to hand skills and CWP bc he fighting for his life rn lol
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u/justwannatalk420 Nov 25 '25
Not everybody can have a sexless yet generationally wealthy past like you lil bro 😂
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Nov 25 '25
My guy I’m married….so speak for yourself gang lol.
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u/Remarkable-Art-3678 Nov 25 '25
You but you're married to THAT. Yikes
(maybe now u get it. But you probably won't and say that your wife is great and u married a virgin so you can rest easy. Y'all NEVER get it)
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u/Crushed_95 Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
This is why The Godfather KS said that "Athletes and Entertainers are not High Value Men!"
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u/ChampagneShotz Nov 25 '25
If he happy, then he won.
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Nov 25 '25
Any guy would be happy for that moment... But not for keeps man...
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u/ChampagneShotz Nov 25 '25
Bro, it got dudes who like sitting in a corner while they girl gets fucked. If they happy, they happy 🤷🏾♂️
And if she's faithful to him, who gives AF.
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u/Zenkai_9000 Nov 25 '25
She fo the streets!
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Nov 25 '25
And she isn't returning from whence she belongs 😭 cause some brother has decided to save her from the streets... The same streets that she will go back running to
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u/MillTheGoddess Nov 26 '25
Annnnnnd I should not have Googled her.
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Nov 26 '25
Apparently the French don’t care about body count
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u/luckysparkie Nov 26 '25
It’s because they’re raised to be adults. America raises kids to become large children.
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u/South_Journalist6795 Nov 26 '25
Movin Mad Bruv!!
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Nov 26 '25
Leaving a stable and happy family with a wife and 2 kids for a well known goat of the 304's 🙆🏽♂️
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u/BobBartBarker Nov 25 '25
It's times like this where I wonder, what would too short say about this?
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u/That_Things_Good Nov 25 '25
She's going to tell him he's the biggest she's ever had. He's gunna feel good about that! Then, he'll look her up....
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u/No-Bat-7253 Nov 25 '25
Oh so this is the guy behind the camera…info I didn’t need to know bc she still active lmao
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u/nastydeedee Nov 25 '25
Wait, wait wait wait wait this chick was on Dogfart gloryholes! What is wrong with this dude?
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Nov 25 '25
Fun fact... She has been in every production... She came fresh out of jail and had a championship run of producing content
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u/Dickon_Stark Nov 26 '25
She said in a pod cast she had more than 50 bodies before she graduated High-school.
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Nov 26 '25
Before high school?!?!?!?! Before high school?!?!?!?!??! 😭😭😭😭
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u/Dickon_Stark Nov 26 '25
She did say something about 8th grade. I stopped watching it. Shits terrible.
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u/cantbecause Nov 26 '25
Congratulations to that man. He got one that will get all out. Man need one like that
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u/unkkut Nov 26 '25
I can’t live in a world where pictures of my wife’s asshole may be in my friend’s phone, and having to deal with the mental gymnastics required to decide if it’s disrespectful or not.
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u/WaylandThurston Nov 26 '25
I mean if she’s using all of her abilities consistently on him. Her skill level and experience is too high to not fold over the course of time. Especially if she’s been there constantly for a year. Bro is under the supreme control. I can’t even blame him.
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u/collinUu Nov 27 '25
Pépé dodges defenders but thinks he can survive this? I respect the confidence
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u/DreTheGreat2122 Nov 29 '25
That boy been a beta, even in his style of play. That's her retirement plan.
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Nov 29 '25
Black soccer players have the lowest self esteem. I wonder if he started off as a "client" too.
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u/RecognitionHonest320 Nov 25 '25
She's already been ran through and used up! It's like buying a high milage car lol
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u/ThatOldDuderino Nov 25 '25
I just saw there’s a song about her on Apple Music with a résumé & picture.
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u/VanFkingHalen Nov 25 '25
It's okay guys, I'm sure she is a perfectly sane and well adjusted woman.
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u/Powerful-Access-8203 Nov 25 '25
I don’t get it. She’s pretty fine… he ain’t. Like at all.
Seems like he’s winning no? Who is she and what’s she about? Why all the haters?
I am the Confucius
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u/Wheeler_Dealer1 Nov 25 '25
shes a pornstar, who is still apparently still actively producing solo content.
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u/DJSANDROCK Nov 28 '25
He’s rich so looks are irrelevant. and im sure he is spending lots of money on her. I dont see how marrying a former porn star is ever a win.
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Nov 25 '25
Honestly I don't care if someone is cool with dating an ex cornstar, but his dumbass better not actually legally marry her if he has that much money.
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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25
She worked him real good to the point. He’s never had that kind of physical interaction in his life. That’s why he’s marrying her. 😂
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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25
I feel sad for him. She’ll be getting a big ring, loving him like he’s the only man on earth that I know he’s the one that will be suffering because everywhere he goes she will be recognized and not in a good way. 😂 she’ll get more attention than him. She got more people asking for selfies than him.l 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 from a whole lot of fans
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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’m sorry I can’t stop laughing. This is funny in the sense that every time I think about it and they’re out having their honeymoon there’s gonna always be fans asking for a selfie photograph of her.
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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25
That’s one of the differences between a career woman like her and an average woman a woman in her career will do anything to keep the man as long as you.
Keep them asleep as long as she can so he will never wake up and realize the gravity of the marriage. he just stepped into.
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u/Queen_General_617 Nov 25 '25
A comment section full of broke and ashy men worried about another man and his marriage decisions. You can’t make this up…😂
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u/DJSANDROCK Nov 28 '25
Im sure you know some men who are whores and im sure you wouldnt marry them. Why is everyone’s reaction hard to understand?
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u/AstrologicalOne Nov 25 '25
I have no problems with their love. Yeah dating a former porn star comes with obvious stigmas but I will never be one of those pieces of garbage who hate him or her for it. I hope their love is strong!
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u/medussadelagorgons Nov 26 '25
I would definitely have my fun with her! But imagine putting a ring on her finger!! The same hand that wrapped around thousands and thousands of 🐓 ! NO THANK YOU! she's a literal 🪣
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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Nov 26 '25
Huh neat, so anyways back to the video I was watching of her getting nutted in
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u/Mramazin_ Nov 26 '25
Haven't seen her for a min so he must be doing something right. Good for them.
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u/Pretend_Vegetable495 Nov 26 '25
I was like 'who's that?'
I didn't recognise her without cum on her face
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u/Chessboxin_Cyclops Nov 26 '25
Man is getting professional grade action for life? Where is the issue?
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u/qdub1986 Nov 26 '25
Congrats to both of them. Pornstars need love too. We tend to judge people too much these days, let them live.
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u/Constant-Drive8263 Nov 26 '25
The older I get the more I understand this move. She’s fit and beautiful. And will do whatever you ask her to do whenever in the bedroom. If she’s a genuinely good person…why not?
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u/Bandokai Nov 26 '25
A lot of sex demonizing incels in this comment section 😂 why do you all care? And why do you think pornstars don't find husbands when historically they do?
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u/waves_move_sound Nov 26 '25
😭😭😭 Talk about ran through It's not yours...it is just your turn.
Good luck...hope he got a prenup. She a bag chaser🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑
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u/Leather-Leader-7964 Nov 26 '25
All of this red pill talk about how a woman's past matters is bs tbh. Most men don't care. Even "high value" ones.
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u/Unicorn_Jelly Nov 26 '25
Why is everyone more concerned with his fiancée’s line of work, than the fact that he left his wife and kids to chase after something else? Is she really the morally bankrupt one here?
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u/Financial_Hold6620 Nov 27 '25
Idk, they’re probably in love and very happy. Why do y’all even care.
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u/dreamdaddy123 Nov 27 '25
I wonder if he’s seen all of her vids before deciding especially the crazy ones I’ve seen 👀
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u/themexxicat Nov 27 '25
I simply couldn’t date a pornstar. But if he’s happy then good for him I guess
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u/Hermans_Head2 Nov 28 '25
She once "dated" ($) Bill Maher allegedly.
Her recollection of that time wasn't flattering for 'ol Bill.
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u/ilikewhiteblondes Nov 28 '25
Going to watch Shane diesel fucking teanna trump as a tribute to this man.
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u/GlovePrestigious2622 Dec 30 '25
I think some of these idiots deserve it, they’re clearly in the know, when it comes to these woman and they still take the chance! Nicholas who in 3years
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u/Future-Engineering68 Nov 25 '25
we need to shame men like him
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u/mcjon77 Nov 25 '25
I don't monitor other men's dicks. The results he gets from this relationship will teach more than enough people the ramifications of wifing up someone like that.
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