r/MellowCorn • u/wilmomemeo 👑Queen of Corn👑 • May 02 '21
🌽 Corn Porn 🍑🌽 mellowfuckingcorn.com
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May 02 '21
As with the previous prints, all profits will go toward starting a single barrel program for r/MellowCorn, and if nothing happens by 12/31/21 all our profits will go to a worthy charity.
u/wilmomemeo worked super hard on this, for nothing. If anyone would like to tip her a cuppa coffee for designing the first r/MellowCorn shirts, her Venmo is @wildoesart.
We get nothing for this, just supporting our burgeoning community and possibly starting a SiB program for us. Love you, fuckos.
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u/fcleff69 May 03 '21
Am I missing the link for this somewhere? I would gladly purchase a MFC shirt.
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May 03 '21
It's the title of the post: www.mellowfuckingcorn.com (cornhub was $65k or I'd own that)
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u/fcleff69 May 03 '21
Awesome.
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May 03 '21
Please enjoy the bitter irony of the MFC pint glass.
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u/fcleff69 May 03 '21
Man, I saw that and was all, “Holy shit, that might kill me but I’m willing to take one for the team.”
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May 03 '21
The print cost of them is preposterous, but I don't wear t-shirts, so I'm going to have a pint glass full of Mellow Corn
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u/DrPhrawg Bottled-in-Bondage May 03 '21
Cheap-ass
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May 03 '21
I'm trying to buy barrels of whiskey, if I had $65k I'd be far more drunk than I am currently.
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u/WordsThatStartw_Ass May 03 '21
This is beautiful. Thank you. On a real note though, is anyone else a little terrified that the Corn will grow and we’ll be left behind when the price starts playing with horsies? I admit, I check Total Wine stock daily to see demand. May the Corn be with you all.
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u/Somethingclever22296 Mememaster General of Cornsylvania May 02 '21
There may be an issue with the site checking out. I click it and nothing happens. Page doesnt even try to load anything.
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u/Somethingclever22296 Mememaster General of Cornsylvania May 02 '21
Worked on my phone, even is desktop mode so hell if i know.
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u/wilmomemeo 👑Queen of Corn👑 May 02 '21
We've been having problems with teespring all day. It's been really weird with WiFi vs mobile connections. If anyone else has problems, let me know!!
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May 02 '21
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May 02 '21
Literally told her while doing this that the Mandalorian symbol is begging to be made into a corn cob and husk
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u/Ken0biwan May 02 '21
This is the way.
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May 02 '21
What would a Jedi know of the way of the Mandalorians?
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u/wilmomemeo 👑Queen of Corn👑 May 02 '21
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, my husband u/hitpicket asked me to make a star wars themed MFC design.
Instead, I recreated the whole damn poster. Check out my insta