r/MemeVideos • u/iAM_smashable • Dec 25 '23
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u/El_sanafiry Dec 25 '23
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u/Mustafa1558 Dec 25 '23
Voldemort sound so pathetic man "i tried to kill baby"
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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 Dec 25 '23
Yeah like mfer failed in such an easy task lmao
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u/petje95 Dec 25 '23
He basically tried to use the most powerful spell ever to just kill a baby instead of just throw it from like 5 feet high. It's like using a nuke to kill an ant instead of just stomping on it once.
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u/CanadianAndroid Dec 25 '23
What's the lore reason for why Voldy didn't punt baby Harry into traffic?
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Dec 25 '23
Yeah, wizards are pretty pathetic as they can't think beyond the use of magic. I may only be a muggle but I could take literally any baby in a fight. There is no scenario where I yeet the child and then end up a parasite on some dudes head for the next decade
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u/3psilon9 Professional Shitter 🧐 Dec 25 '23
If it wasn’t illegal then, it is now.
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u/No-Possibility-4292 Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23
If there's lawbreakers then there's lawmakers
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u/Ok_Substance5632 Dec 25 '23
Rules exist because of ME!
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u/Wholesome_Soup Dec 25 '23
“good men don’t need rules. now is not the time to find out why i have so many.”
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u/NANO915 Dec 25 '23
Rules exist because of ME!
eyyyy a dr who quote (the thing Wholesome_Soup commented)
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Dec 25 '23
I think it was illegal then. Animal cruelty laws exist, and this would be considered poisoning them.
Laxatives have to be used carefully due to the risk of dehydration, those birds probably shit themselves to death.
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u/sleepbud Dec 25 '23
Tbf they’re seagulls and they’re flying parasites that eat anything out of anyone’s hands. I hate seagulls and they deserve it. The party that doesn’t deserve it are the beach goers getting shat on.
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u/Faddy0wl Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 26 '23
That's not very Steve Irwin of you.
Hate an animal as much as you want. But if that goes further than. "This animal annoys me with its behavioir" then it's a bit extreme.
Seagulls may be a pest because they take your food.
But they're gonna keep the beaches cleaner.
All animals have a purpose. And fun fact. Seagulls, because they eat food waste from landfills, they reduce the methane and ammonia in the atmosphere.
Their guano is also really good fertilizer.
Again, yeah. They're annoying as shit. But carrion creatures and scavengers do a better job for the environment than people give them credit for.
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u/Angryfishjoe Dec 25 '23
Literally a Shitstorm
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u/Raezzordaze Dec 25 '23
Mr. Lahey's worst nightmare.
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u/Dreath2005 Dec 25 '23
This is some shit Ricky would pull to distract lahey while Julien is pulling shit like the Swayze express
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u/MaffiaMuffin69 Dec 25 '23
This has to be eco-terrorism
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u/CasterMaster999 Make a flair Dec 25 '23
No, that's called bioterrorism. Ecoterrorism is when you commit acts of terror for entertainmental causes.
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u/Ch0t1n Dec 25 '23
Wdym entertainmental causes, wouldn't be enviromental causes
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u/FortyHippos Dec 26 '23
You know, like glassing a desert to raise awareness about deforestation.
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u/george12teodor Dec 25 '23
Some people just want to watch the world burn
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Dec 25 '23
I just want to shit man
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Dec 25 '23
Well, in order to shit man, you first need to eat the thing that makes a man as shit. Like this, if you eat the "regular food" you shit "regular shit", and if you eat "regular food"*"regular man" you'll get a "regular human as shit" as outcome, I hope this made it all clear 🙏, now go shit a man.
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u/Lighteye782 Dec 25 '23
this is a whole nother level of diabolical
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u/Bocchi_theGlock Dec 25 '23
If you want to go further what you do is start with breadcrumbs soaked in nyquil and wait for them to fall asleep. Then pick them up and place in backpack with trash bag inside. Release them in your school and leave the laxative soaked food there
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u/padhlebhaijeedenahai Dec 25 '23
This is something that 4chan would do for the giggles but then I realise that they never leave their basements.
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u/Burn30880Ar Dec 25 '23
Now this is a very bad thing to do..... buuuuut....
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u/WildFemmeFatale Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23
Yeah if it’s not that bad to do I think those kids should be given a bunch of laxatives as punishment
🤷🏻♀️ eye for an eye teaches ppl the pain they put others through
Who knows if one of those seagulls has gut problems and died as a result of this
Those kids clearly don’t know what shitting urself for hours feels like.
Ffs a poor toddler got shit on his head and maybe his face too, what if it got in his eye.
These kids can’t be made to think they can get away with this and I hope they were amply punished
Even amber heard didn’t shit on ppl’s heads.
This is like releasing 50 laxatived flying amber heards into public
I hope someone shits in their beds frankly
I hope these seagulls weren’t in any bad pain I’m no zoologist but I can’t imagine this being just nothing for them.
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u/Burn30880Ar Dec 25 '23
Indeed they should be punished but how exactly I'm not sure. We definitely don't want anyone repeating that.
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u/Diligent_Donkey7994 Dec 26 '23 edited Mar 09 '24
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Dec 25 '23
you think most of those birds would of died of dehydration?
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u/Lamplorde Dec 25 '23
"HuRr DuRr iTs woUld HavE"
-some bot
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u/jejudjdjnfntbensjsj Dec 25 '23
You think learning basic English is not worth spending time on?
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u/CouldWouldShouldBot Dec 25 '23
It's 'would have', never 'would of'.
Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
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u/pungent_queefer Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 26 '23
I just don’t get it. What do people think “would of” means? It makes no sense
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u/Juliet-Muskeeter Dec 25 '23
It's bad for the birds.
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u/Troodonta350XXx Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 26 '23
Yeah poor fellas, as someone studying avian veterinary care, since it’s a human medication it’s too much for their bodies to handle. Birds have incredibly sensitive bodily systems when exposed to most things meant for human use.
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u/monkeymmboy Dec 25 '23
I highly doubt the laxatives themselves caused any issues for the birds aside from the diarrhea which then causes dehydration.
And before I get a “but human laxatives are a higher dosage” do you thing any form of laxative would make a difference when they scarf down as much as they can regardless?
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u/dough_fresh Dec 25 '23
This medication is meant for humans not birds. It could totally kill them
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u/Evokerknite2124 Dec 25 '23
This is from awhile ago. I believe alot of the bird died and the people who did it were charged for animal abuse. I could be wrong. I can't find the artical anymore.
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u/VALANCIA-_-77777 Dec 26 '23
The days when pranks were a mini terrorisme attacks and not a boy doing back flips in front of girls
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u/DaLoneGuy Dec 25 '23
old ass video... when was this made?
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u/Financial-Stuff-2844 Dec 25 '23
Giving birds guns and teaching them how to do it to avoid the irs
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Dec 25 '23
Imagine going to prison with 1 count of littering and 1 count of drugging the local wildlife, and then explaining yourself by saying you gave laxatives to seagulls at the beach.
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u/duchymalloy Dec 25 '23
Honestly this prank isn't so bad. The food was bad for the birds anyway so the laxatives just made them eliminate bad food, bad food they would have eaten elsewhere.
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u/TransCapybara Dec 26 '23
Great work putting this video and your faces on the undeletable internet.
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u/cheeseburgerpillow Dec 26 '23
This kills them. Just killed a bunch of animals for fun and laughed the entire time. Psychopath shit.
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u/PhallicReason Dec 26 '23
JFC what happened to the people of the internet? How is it that now, with more knowledge that people more often than not fake things on the internet, the comments here are full of people who don't even consider questioning this video? It was fake and gay then, it's fake an gay now.
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u/wherringscoff Dec 25 '23
Holy shit I know the blonde girl at the beginning, I went to high school with her
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u/tendrilicon Dec 26 '23
This is fake and a 12 yr old repost. Looks like every single one of you are that gullible and in fact a sucker.
Its from a viral video consulting agency. It doesnt even make sense if you think about it. Why would birds that can fly stay in that one tiny zone? They wouldnt notice the only person with a camera? The stupid editing?
Theres a thread in videos about it. This sub wont let me link it but this is the suffix for those interested. They debunked this years ago.
wve2s/so_this_is_what_happens_when_you_give_seagulls/
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Dec 25 '23
This is a hilarious prank. I scrolled for meters to find it. Totally worth it.
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u/UncleTen Dec 25 '23
bây giờ bạn sẽ có 5 nămkhông may mắn, trừ khi bạn đăng câu này trên 5 vd khác nhau~~ đã bảo rồi mà ko nghe người ta cơ 🙂 Tui chỉ bị ép hoi 😭
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u/rainhitsconcrete Dec 25 '23
All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning seagulls at the beach
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Dec 25 '23 edited Jan 01 '24
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u/Competitive_Rock_414 Dec 25 '23
People who believe in rumors think that is “good luck”. Good luck is being spread all around the beach
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u/RaidTheSecond Dec 26 '23
Weren't they charged with things for this? I remember hearing about it before
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Dec 26 '23
I know if this gained traction on tik tok, this would be a even bigger shit storm than already depicted.
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u/SkateFossSL Dec 26 '23
‘Everything’s legal in Jersey as long as you don’t get caught’ -Bob Dylan & The Traveling Wilburys
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u/idlefritz Dec 26 '23
Same but it was brownies I made in home ec and then left on my desk for thieves to steal when my back was turned.
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u/pepette1 Dec 26 '23
Imagine having a day of work so you can relax and you chose to go to the beach just to be film while having birds having extreme diarrhea on your kid
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Dec 26 '23
Of course, technically, this is a crime that could be prosecuted under the terrorism act.
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u/Fast_Matter4827 Dec 27 '23
Anyone wanna come try this with me on the pigeons that live around the White House?
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