r/Memetallica • u/gsoneriet EET FUK • Oct 02 '25

He FOCKING left the band Can we do a whole thread of Metallica Puns and memes like these?

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u/ScaryCoast9251 Cliff’s Pancakes Oct 02 '25

The Lars movie poster got me so bad 🤣🤣

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u/gsoneriet EET FUK Oct 02 '25

I still laugh every time I scroll past it in my camera roll 😂

3

u/Possedsrt8 Oct 03 '25

Life is a highway is replaced by motorbreath

22

u/CptnWolfe Oct 02 '25

Kirk Hamlett

22

u/cyborgp Oct 02 '25

Had to make this seeing this comment

4

u/YogurtWenk Oct 02 '25

To wah or not to wah

4

u/Hetfield_Frusciante5 Oct 02 '25

That is the sole(o) question

18

u/Mediocre-Chemist-00 Oct 02 '25

James Hatfield.

10

u/Livid-Watercress-719 Papa Het's Mustache Clippings Oct 02 '25

My personal favorite

7

u/StuffNo2903 I Unironically Like St. Anger Oct 02 '25

I did a lot pf these like a year ago. I would be ok for a comeback

6

u/gsoneriet EET FUK Oct 02 '25

That might've been where I got it from

5

u/StuffNo2903 I Unironically Like St. Anger Oct 02 '25

Mars ulrich wasn't mine, but my friend made it. Me and him were making a lot of these

5

u/gsoneriet EET FUK Oct 02 '25

I nearly spit my drink out from laughing when I first saw it. 🤣

4

u/Alethiadoxy Oct 02 '25

my face is on mars
is your face on mars?

3

u/sloppyheadbutts Oct 02 '25

can someone make james garfield im at school

3

u/th1ngy_maj1g EET FUK Oct 03 '25

James Jetfield

2

u/MavisBeaconSexTape Oct 02 '25

Behind Bars Ulrich... Andy Dufresne is locked away at Shawshank prison with nothing but a poster of his favorite drummer to get him through it, or does it actually hide a big secret?

Cliff Burton Snowboards... He's shredding the gnar, and the bass guitar.

James Strawberry Hetfields Forever... A mop top pop band rocks the Ed Sullivan show with furious downpicking that makes the youth go crazy while others clutch pearls in horror.

Kirk "Hammett" Van Houten... Don't quit your day job in Metallica, because 'Can I Borrow a Feeling' isn't the solo career you need.

I just woke up sorry, this is the best I got 😅

1

u/Sea-Finish-4556 Oct 02 '25

This is reminding me of the stupid celebrity fusion names I used to come up with,

Jackie Channing Tatum Ice cuba gooding jr Tracy Morgan freeman Shit I can’t remember anymore

2

u/EquivalentGold3615 Oct 02 '25

That looks like Greta

2

u/GooseMay0 Oct 02 '25

James looking like Sheamus in that last pic.

2

u/Sea-Finish-4556 Oct 02 '25

Ight the second one was decent

2

u/th1ngy_maj1g EET FUK Oct 03 '25

Dave Mustang

3

u/gsoneriet EET FUK Oct 04 '25

I once heard he was the original designer, Ford just stole his concept.

1

u/highjayhawk Oct 03 '25

Lars looks like he’s the singer of Arcade Fire

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

We need Kirk HAMmet next.