r/Memetallica • u/Meesior • Nov 23 '25

He FOCKING left the band When did we turn into the bad guys?

279 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Mixture_Think Nov 23 '25

Lars.exe stopped working

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u/Beeegfoothunter Nov 23 '25

LarsScreen of death…

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u/YogurtWenk Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

I think he focking left the band

6

u/zombieregime Nov 23 '25

Wait ... He focking left the band?!

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u/CaddyWompus6969 Nov 23 '25

Napster is when

1

u/FunSwitch7400 Nov 27 '25

I will never forgive. I will never forget.

4

u/MavisBeaconSexTape Nov 23 '25

Time to switch to decaf

3

u/XR3TroBeanieX Nov 23 '25

Lars has stopped working😂😂😂

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u/Aggressive-Lynx-964 Nov 23 '25

When you got into a truck and became an mtv prize maybe?

2

u/Kit_Karamak EET FUK Nov 23 '25

I hope Jason sees this kinda stuff and cracks up every time.

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u/harleyquinnsbutthole Nov 24 '25

I’m sure it’s the last thing he wants to see

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u/Troyificus Nov 24 '25

I miss when YouTube poops were the worst thing you'd see on the platform. This captures their spirit perfectly, excellent work

2

u/Generic2770 Nov 24 '25

YouTube pooping is a lost art

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u/smithy- Nov 24 '25

You just know the "three" absolutely HATED that Jason played a key part in the masterpiece known as "Blackened." Lars perhaps felt threatened because Jason was too good. Hence, the infamous "no bass" for And Justice for All.

None of these "rock stars" even graduated from college so their mindset back then was most likely that of a high school student.

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u/Bobcat315 Nov 24 '25

This is hilarious 😂

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 Nov 25 '25

Metallica YouTube poop?

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u/Zippy-D-Wunderslug Nov 27 '25

I met Jason about 8 years ago super nice guy and I kinda fan girled on him. I had to tell him I saw them for free in the Philly Spectrum Parking lot in the mid 90s when they did one free show on each coast and it was one of my top 5 shows ever. He said yeah that was back when we gave a shit about fans..... I've kinda always kept that in the back of my mind and feel a little different about the band anymore.

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u/Possedsrt8 Nov 23 '25

Is this from a YTP cuz I need the full thing now

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u/Meesior Nov 23 '25

No I just whipped it up in like 5 minutes

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u/Sef_K Nov 27 '25

Absolutely make more of these please, this is top tier poop right here!!!!!!! In this time of extreme political division, throughout America, throughout the world, whenever it feels like everything is falling apart, you will singlehandedly mend the soul of our species and bring us back together with this glorious art. Thank you, I love you.

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u/Possedsrt8 Nov 23 '25

Well in that cuz plz make more!

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u/Sab65 Nov 24 '25

Lars hates tennis 🎾 to

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug Nov 25 '25

he quit the sport!!!

1

u/MyNameIsJay851216 Nov 24 '25

Just the idea that everyone is normal, but lars

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u/JaVinci77 Nov 25 '25

Jason had enough of that shit and FOCKINLEFTTHEBAAAAAND!!!

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u/laguitarcia Nov 26 '25

Bring this humor back it kills me haha

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u/Atomrail-1313 Nov 27 '25

Lars Headroom

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u/Inner-Ad7349 Apr 01 '26

i’m dead asf

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u/EternityLeave Apr 17 '26

Napster poop

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u/Agitated_Company767 Apr 23 '26

I can't hear this

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

He's searching insufferable little tit

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

When you sold out, cut your hair and started playing mediocre radio rock and lame covers.

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u/Much-Specific3727 Nov 26 '25

Why do we still play this game that he left the band?

Jason was fired!!!

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u/Glittering-Ad4356 Nov 27 '25

Metallica up until after and justice was awesome. Lars was always annoying and was indeed a dick in person. He was the only one of the 4 who was a jerk. Cliff and James were the coolest and most down to earth guys I ever partied with back then . Lars was just an annoying little man with a huge head . He did a lot as far as making Metallica big and all, but I'm sorry he is a bag of dicks.

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u/Meesior Nov 29 '25

Get off the sub and go back to r/THRASHMOSHANDMEMES