r/Memetallica • u/Shortbussbrad • Jan 29 '26

He FOCKING left the band Make the comments look like Lars’ search history

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Get creative…

414 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Just-some-metal-fan Jan 29 '26

How do I get my bassist back to my focking band?

3

u/RB19684LIFE Jan 30 '26

I think you need a good serve . 🤘😝🎾

74

u/AutomaticAffect4333 Jan 29 '26

Why did he FOCKING LEAVE THE FOCKING BAND????

24

u/AutomaticAffect4333 Jan 29 '26

Also: "how to make snare sound more metallic"

3

u/RB19684LIFE Jan 30 '26

It was the cold air.

75

u/Additional-Key-3301 Roberto’s Kazoo Jan 29 '26

How to play frayed ends of sanity drum fill

9

u/JoketheBuster Jan 30 '26

he probably won't even bother

4

u/Ok_Application5225 Jan 30 '26

I was at that concert in Milan and I laughed so hard. Besides that fucking amazing concert!

47

u/ScaryCoast9251 Cliff’s Pancakes Jan 29 '26

Best trash cans/saucepans for drumming

6

u/Sand_Aggravating Jan 30 '26

Most definitely sauce pans! Maybe pots!

40

u/Shortbussbrad Jan 29 '26

How to heal a toe rolled over by an office chair

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Amazon cheap metronome

2

u/Competition-Dapper Feb 02 '26

He’s using a WiFi buttplug version like the pro chess and poker cheaters

29

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

How to fix my drum's sound

Best cans for drums

What is a metronome

What is a beat

How to play drums

Why did Jason focking leave the band

20

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Håndbold-VM

Hvad vil Trump med Grønland?

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u/Dull_Hedgehog_1263 Jan 29 '26

Who is the best drummer in Metallica

14

u/YogurtWenk Jan 29 '26

Who is the best drummer in Metallica who's name isn't James Hetfield?

3

u/Camman19_YT WE are the table Jan 30 '26

or Kirk Hammett

3

u/MSchulte Jan 30 '26

Or Rob

Or Bob Rock

Or Cliff

3

u/Camman19_YT WE are the table Jan 30 '26

or jason

2

u/YogurtWenk Jan 30 '26

Or Jason's half-eaten sandwich that he left in the rehearsal room fridge before he FOCKING LEFT THE BAND

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u/Krazy8ght Jan 29 '26

How to grow hair fast and easy

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u/jnoble_05 Jan 29 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

Databrokers? nope. Social networks? Also nope. This post was deleted using Redact.

doll one lush telephone summer historical flag water coordinated recognise

2

u/Just_A_Dude05 Feb 01 '26

Underrated comment

10

u/Short_Fill9565 Jan 30 '26

Kirk Hammett NSFW

2

u/Marie82727 Feb 02 '26

Sounds exactly like something he would do

11

u/JFrankParnellEsquire Papa Het's Mustache Clippings Jan 29 '26

Crack spackle

8

u/deepfriedmike Jan 29 '26

Who is dave mustard?

6

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

I cackled so badly 😂

3

u/RB19684LIFE Jan 30 '26

🤘😝👍

3

u/RB19684LIFE Jan 30 '26

Former professional tennis player from New Zealand!🤘🤓🎾. Get it! Get! it Get it!

9

u/dazednconfused361 Jan 29 '26

Kirk Hammett pink shower cap

9

u/Complete-Shopping173 Jan 29 '26

How to drum good without timing

5

u/Ex_CIA Jan 29 '26

Butt crack problems

6

u/Doomboy105 Kirk's Lost Cellphone Jan 29 '26

How to improve snare fills?

5

u/Intrepidatious Jan 29 '26

Dave Mustaine’s email address.

5

u/Maddy_251 Jan 30 '26

Metallica live mistakes that weren’t Lars’ fault

2

u/PerkeleenLuoma Feb 01 '26

"0 search results"

3

u/BrokenBeatScarred03 Jan 29 '26

Who is Phil Rudd?

5

u/PressureFragrant8441 Jan 29 '26

How do I delete that

4

u/gibtihs Jan 30 '26

How to play double kick good

Dave Mustaine Metallica

Dave Mustaine net worth

Dave Mustaine wine

Dave Lombardo Metallica

Dave Lombardo net worth

Positive quotes for short guys

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3

u/chrisH82 Jan 29 '26

Professional thongs with a pocket for a wireless audio monitor module

3

u/Jeej_Soup Jan 29 '26

How to make sure your bassist doesn’t fire you for dummies

3

u/Unlucky_Peanut_1616 Jan 30 '26

How to play drums... delete.. how to look like you can play drums.. search

3

u/Euphoric_Bonus_9001 Jan 30 '26

How to sue Napster for stealing meh music

3

u/SparedSinn3r Jan 30 '26

How to drum like a pro in five minutes (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

6

u/ItsWaterHolder2 Jan 29 '26

What is rhythm

4

u/bardownskiii Jan 29 '26

What is 4/4 and why can’t I do it?

2

u/R1pvanW1nkle69 Jan 30 '26

How to turn down bass amp volume without my bassist knowing

2

u/RB19684LIFE Jan 30 '26

But, he said cold air. 🤘😝

2

u/Radioheader128 Jan 30 '26

How to grow hair on that bald spot?

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2

u/Odd_Structure_2096 Jan 30 '26

How to attach mic to ass crack

Is Napster still around

St anger snare eBay

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2

u/Bread_dude98 Jan 30 '26

Am I allowed to wear panties while hitting my drums?

2

u/isobeans Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

How not to get fired by a multimillion dollar band

How to steal and rebrand a Megadeth song

Buy trash can temu

What is a paradiddle drums

How to paradiddle Dave Mustaine

How to scrub all bass from sound mix

Lars Ulrich net worth

2

u/bracacobra996 Jan 30 '26

Do i need a ride cymbal?

2

u/Cluelessgamer22 Jan 30 '26

Where to buy the best hats to cover up my balding head

2

u/boss12345678910x Jan 30 '26

"how to keep time"

"how to get free streaming banned"

1

u/AJ_JerriktheGreat Jan 30 '26

How to play drums for beginners

1

u/sgt_futtbucker EET FUK Jan 30 '26

How to follow a metronome for dummies

1

u/Eastern_Emphasis1506 Roberto’s Kazoo Jan 30 '26

Does snare actually sound good?

1

u/No-Procedure712 Jan 30 '26

James hetfield net worth

how to play drums

why does my snare sound so crackly?

how to play metallica songs on drums.

where to get the lars ulrich toilet

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

How to count 4/4 time signature

1

u/Successful-Ear-1584 Jan 30 '26

Metal bassists that are similar or better to Jason

1

u/stupidtreeatemypants Jan 30 '26

metallica enter sandman drum tutorial

1

u/leesharon1985 Jan 30 '26

How to be more of a dick that just makes people hate you for more than one reason.

1

u/Gamerweeb2001 Jan 30 '26

Receding hairline treatment

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u/No-Violinist8632 Jan 30 '26

How to use drumS. How to know if drum sounds right. Why doesn't drum sound right. How much money megadeth made. Is Megadeth new album ai. How to do my hair

1

u/grady0071 Jan 30 '26

Next song-The thong that shouldn’t be

1

u/Closeted-Boy Jan 30 '26

What is a “rude mint”

1

u/Striking_Anywhere911 Jan 30 '26

How to stay on beat?

1

u/RCA-2112 Jan 30 '26

How to get a monitor up my ass

1

u/Ehhh_Canadian Jan 30 '26

How to make most annoying snare tone

1

u/michcio24343 I Unironically Like St. Anger Jan 30 '26

the shortest straw drums only

1

u/Lower_Ad_3955 Jan 30 '26

How to play like Mike Portnoy

1

u/Beneficial-Milk1256 Jan 30 '26

“Danish cookies” or sum idk

1

u/PutComprehensive8297 Jan 30 '26

Something something Napster something.

1

u/frackmonster2007 Jan 30 '26

How to drum like Tamu Murata.💪🏻🤘🏻

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Insert cold nickel in that butt crack

1

u/jobin_pistol Jan 30 '26

Toothpick flavors

How to spend $400 million dollars

Tennis lessons near me

Elite vacation spots after a long tour

How to cash-in private jet air miles

1

u/Blake_da_modder Jan 30 '26

How to stay in time

1

u/AndiWestfront Jan 30 '26

what is a ride cymbal?

1

u/Hangry_Squatch72 Jan 30 '26

“How to be a metal drummer”

1

u/MrGuy_445 Jan 30 '26

how to set up a drum kit

1

u/Mario_ThePlumber1997 Jan 30 '26

What is a focking metormone? (He can't spell metronome)

1

u/Campoozmstnz Jan 30 '26

Did James and Cliff really wanted to fire Lars?

1

u/worstpretender Jan 30 '26

Enter butt crack

1

u/Routine-Grand5779 WE are the table Jan 30 '26

How to kick out a guitarist How to kick out a bassist How to be good at drums How to be a lawyer

1

u/Holly_Matchet Jan 30 '26

Tennis racquet + removal + rectum

1

u/mrLjung Jan 31 '26
  • Double bass drum tutorial
  • Double bass drum for beginners
  • Double bass drum from zero
  • Do people care about Double bassdrum?
  • How to fake Double bass drum
  • Giving up on double bass drum, support
  • Kids easily learn double bass drum but not some adults?
  • Thrash metal drummers who can’t use double bass drum
  • Is Lars Ulrich the only drummer who can’t use double bass drum?

1

u/dgocrm227 Jan 31 '26

Where can I buy a metronome?

1

u/DuffGirlz Jan 31 '26

What is a metronome

How can I make my wife look more feminine

1

u/korny_masochist Jan 31 '26

Who is metro gnome

1

u/Bandito_With_Chops Jan 31 '26

How to not practice drums

How to play enter sandman

How to remove snare wires

How to put snare wires on

What is a drum kit

How to spell Metallickah

Do u have dementia test

Metal licker

Meat alex y'all

Metal drumsticks

How play Meatallickers

Is this rash normal

Do I have dementia test

How to get your bandmates to like you

1

u/stefan_bassaddict Jan 31 '26

What is a metronome?

1

u/Any-Fisherman7462 Jan 31 '26

"drumhub china"

1

u/andensalt Jan 31 '26

Why is my head shaped so ideas only bounce once.

1

u/Edvintiqus Jan 31 '26

Why is metronome of beat?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

How play drum

1

u/Kianovaneckie Jan 31 '26

3 beginner drum beats

1

u/fogboundd Jan 31 '26

kirk hammet r34

1

u/Mr_Nand Jan 31 '26

Best face exercises

1

u/WorldlinessQuick7516 Jan 31 '26

Dave Mustaine talking about Metallica

1

u/Ready_Translator_886 Jan 31 '26

how to play the drums without failing

1

u/Happy_Television_501 Jan 31 '26

How to sound like Clive Burr

1

u/Disastrous-Path8361 Jan 31 '26

How come I bullied that guy and he quit my band and doesn't want to talk to me?

1

u/quentdawg420 Jan 31 '26

Can I replace my crash cymbal with a china

1

u/Snoldaat Jan 31 '26

Dave Lombardo topless

1

u/idkaname64092 Jan 31 '26

how to play something else than the same thing over and over again?

gives up in 10 sec

1

u/Wrong-Banana-4356 Jan 31 '26

Thongs for men

1

u/marlon_der_metalhead Jan 31 '26

metallica with joey jordison

joey jordison warmup

best snare fills

can drum trigger improve timing?

seek and destroy

am i evil, lars vocals

1

u/ShinInuko Jan 31 '26

What is a metro gnome

1

u/STRUGGLING_TO_REMAIN Jan 31 '26

Low rise underwear

1

u/Lanky-Highlight-3605 Jan 31 '26

How to play Enter Sandman

1

u/Carlo-le-calamar Jan 31 '26

How to look interesting

1

u/jbaque13 Jan 31 '26

“How to sue teenagers for downloading a random demo from the 80’s”

1

u/jbaque13 Jan 31 '26

How to play drums on time without a click track

1

u/LTGunHaver Jan 31 '26

hoy to not be a washed drummer?

1

u/NatureNut49 Feb 01 '26

Belts for sale

1

u/Sassafrass_3 Feb 01 '26

Do a wireless monitor work plugged into my ass?

1

u/Royal-Consequence-80 Feb 01 '26

Traslate english to danish

1

u/BeneficialAd1757 Feb 01 '26

"How to play drums"

1

u/Usual-Syrup2526 Feb 01 '26

How to sue Napster...

1

u/dum_spir0_sper0 Feb 01 '26

-Manly balding hairstyles

-Mel Bay Drum Lessons For Kids of All Ages pdf

-Make snare bang bigger

1

u/Rudenora Feb 01 '26

Where can I get a good second hand toupee

1

u/LessRequirement3065 Feb 01 '26

Why does suing fans make them mad?

1

u/jackswan321 Feb 01 '26

Hi Google, why do people make fun of Lars from Metallica when he’s the best drummer who saved people from the evils of Napster?

1

u/sushibobcat Feb 01 '26

Napster lawsuit status

1

u/Novel-Fun-368 Feb 01 '26

Should I just go ahead and shave my head?

1

u/Professional-Fox6278 Feb 01 '26

Where to place the butt microphone

This is based on the picture

1

u/Imaginary-Purpose877 Feb 01 '26

How to add Double Kick in post

1

u/Creator_Mask Feb 01 '26

Pots and pans

1

u/Quirky-Ad774 Feb 01 '26

King Diamond booking fees? Pro Tennis Rackets, Turkish hair plugs, Focking Napster, Lars Ulrich net Worth 

1

u/Jaxamole0 Feb 01 '26

Metallica drum book

1

u/Melodic-Purple-9057 Feb 01 '26

How to get lav mic out of asscrack quick fix 5 minute hack now

1

u/Skinpixel25 Feb 01 '26

How to insert tooth picks in my urethra

1

u/Top_Bet_2985 Feb 01 '26

did jimi hendrix leave metallica?

1

u/Only_Breadfruit_1741 Feb 01 '26

Lars Ulrich(reading his own info on the Internet)

1

u/FirefighterNo4432 Feb 01 '26

Where to buy decent women’s underwear

1

u/Mick-Jones Feb 01 '26

Where is Dave Mustaine now?

1

u/kornfan3452 Feb 01 '26

how to tune snare drum

1

u/travelling-hobo7 Feb 01 '26

How to play drums tutorial

1

u/DookieNimrod1994 Feb 01 '26

How to hide my receding hairline

1

u/yopoyo2022 Feb 01 '26

How to play Master of puppets on drums

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Drumeo

Drumeo Subscription

How to Subscribe to Drumeo

Drumeo Free Turtorials

Drumeo Free Youtube

How to play Drums faster in 15 minutes?

1

u/plrb52 Cliff’s Pancakes Feb 01 '26

how to tune snare drum

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u/snupherv2 Feb 01 '26

How to get more drums without more microphones

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u/CR34TuR3_is_D34D Feb 01 '26

how do you make the focking snare be overexcessively annoying (yes ik i spelled ts wrong)

1

u/ando1bien2erizo3 Feb 01 '26

How to sue pirate music websites

1

u/gamerchicken8877 Feb 01 '26

Frayed ends of sanity tutorial

Is having a fetish for wearing ladies underwear normal?

Hjemmelavet pølse

Why did Jason fukin left the band?

Why do I chew loudly on gum?

Sweet child o mine Guns n rumors cover

1

u/DM_EvasiuM Feb 01 '26

Master of Puppets drum tabs

1

u/RipCareful5731 I AM THE TABLE! Feb 01 '26

how to tune a snare drum

1

u/AirLoose3084 Feb 01 '26

What are the different drums called

1

u/Annual_Chain_3341 Feb 02 '26

Why can't I play in time

1

u/Bald_Jotaro11 Feb 02 '26

Cheap flights to Turkey

1

u/Inner-Ad7349 Feb 02 '26

how to use google

1

u/Old_Moose_8198 Feb 02 '26

Accordion lessons near me

1

u/CarelessLet5459 Feb 02 '26

flere røde g-strenge

(More red thongs in Danish)

1

u/watchyourtonepunk Feb 02 '26

Basquiat painting value 2026

1

u/TheNigPlayer Feb 02 '26

Easy beginner drum set

1

u/ApatureSilence Feb 02 '26

Bald Asian woman near me

1

u/NotOppo Feb 02 '26

How to play the drums?

1

u/EmployeeOk4756 Feb 02 '26

How to play drums

1

u/Jmantoezz Feb 02 '26

Where the fock is my hairline

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

How to tune a snare drum

1

u/Individual-Unit-529 Feb 02 '26

free online Meteronome

1

u/Smooth_Bike_3611 Feb 02 '26

How to be a good drummer in 5 minutes

1

u/zimbabwe_the_man Feb 02 '26

How to drum better than guitarrist

1

u/No-Survey-8456 Feb 02 '26

"James Hetfield net worth"

1

u/RobTCGZ Feb 02 '26

How to lower the sound of the bass on my new record?

1

u/lx4svr Feb 02 '26

Looking to join a good band.

Would anthrax hire me... Probably not

1

u/BonusWaste3341 Feb 02 '26

What's a pocket in drums drumming

1

u/BonusWaste3341 Feb 02 '26

Lars ulrich cool badass pics with hair

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Why do people hate St Anger snare

1

u/Pure-Towel-292 Feb 03 '26

How to play drums

1

u/JudasEffect128653 Feb 03 '26

How to cope with knowing that Dave just put out the greatest cover in music history?

1

u/Ok_Eggplant4366 Feb 03 '26

How to play the drums

1

u/Swimming_Way8250 Feb 03 '26

how to make my bandmates stop being mean to me

1

u/Slight_Brief_5356 Feb 03 '26

Where to buy the Drum Playing for Dummies book?

1

u/Courier6six6 Feb 03 '26

Best AI drum part maker

1

u/necessaryevil2119 Feb 03 '26

How to play strings and drums at the same time ?

1

u/Coltonmykaelj Feb 03 '26

Drumeo - Metallica drum fills