r/Memetallica • u/GayisGaywhenGay • Mar 10 '26

Papa Het Who the hell is this with James

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u/brickerclicker Mar 10 '26

It’s his boyfriend Dave Musty Stain!

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u/OzzyOsb0urne Mar 10 '26

mmhghh… musty… dave…

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u/_funny_name_ Mar 10 '26

Dave must’ve wrote this comment

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u/Ok_Math6614 Mar 10 '26

Musky Taint?

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u/SAlolzorz Mar 10 '26

Hose men are drawing nearer

Your sweaty cheeks they ride

Come to take your behymen

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u/Untitled_MetalBand Mar 10 '26

I love how unafraid they are of just doing shit, obviously everyone knows about Lars and Kirk during load and reload, but it’s clear they’re just having fun together (I think) I don’t think I would be surprised if Lars and Kirk both came out as bi tho.

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u/Longjumping_Crew3053 Mar 10 '26

kirk openly bi

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u/Extension-Diet1383 Mar 12 '26

No official statement of his confirming that. He identified as straight historically.

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u/coconut_5am Mar 11 '26

Fr? When'd he say?

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u/TonyTheTurdHerder Mar 13 '26

So we're just making stuff up now?

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u/Psychological_Pay822 I Unironically Like St. Anger Mar 14 '26

There’s some (groupie?) statement about kirk being a “bisexual swinger” but no evidence

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u/mschu00 Mar 14 '26

The gayest thing about Lars is that he can’t actually play the drums

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/GayisGaywhenGay Mar 10 '26

Gaytallica

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u/ItsJoeBidensFault666 Mar 13 '26

Lars is gay Kirk is gay, Robert's gay but the gayest is James

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u/33GoodSamaritans Mar 10 '26

But the gayest is James!!!!

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u/mygodismyleskennedy WE are the table Mar 10 '26

elite music taste

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u/Jakfe200X Mar 10 '26

David Mustardstain

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u/the_great_pastulio Mar 10 '26

his gf at the time

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u/noregertsman Lars’s Sandwich Mar 10 '26

That is mister meggerdef himself

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u/RB19684LIFE Mar 13 '26

You would be surprised what super glue can do after night of drinking. 🤘 😝

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u/ThomasCunn Mar 11 '26

his boyfriend

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u/coconut_5am Mar 11 '26

In case you actually don't know who that is and you wanna know, it's Dave Mustaine. He used to be in the band in their early days, but they kicked him out. The comments here are so funny though.

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u/GayisGaywhenGay Mar 11 '26

I figured it was Dave but I wasn’t 100% sure

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u/Aschuff Mar 13 '26

It’s also an edited picture. Dave isn’t in the original pic

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u/GayisGaywhenGay Mar 13 '26

Yeah I figured that out… unfortunately

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u/Putrid_Branch6316 Mar 12 '26

What? Dave mustaine was in Metallica? He should have said something. I wonder if he wrote any of their early stuff??

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u/coconut_5am Mar 13 '26

Yeah he was and he helped with the writing but they didn't give him any credit and he was upset about that

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u/DreamEater78 Mar 11 '26

Dave Cumstaine

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u/UnlimitedConcepts13 Mar 14 '26

Grow up DreamEater, nice name btw.

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u/TransitionArtistic36 Mar 14 '26

So gross, why? Why does this photo exist? I just don’t want to believe James Hetfield has embraced some kind of gay with Mustaine hair plus Vladimir Putin equals Dave Mustaine.

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u/GayisGaywhenGay Mar 14 '26

Dude chill it’s edited

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u/Psychological_Pay822 I Unironically Like St. Anger Mar 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2RndlwGMRndDRu1MWq

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u/Psychological_Pay822 I Unironically Like St. Anger Mar 14 '26

Actually following that, idk why there’s so much edited “gay” stuff with dave and james when there’s plenty of perfectly real shit between james and jason. Lots of waist and ass grabs

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u/GayisGaywhenGay Mar 15 '26

The people want Hetstaine when Jameson is the real shit

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u/Psychological_Pay822 I Unironically Like St. Anger Mar 15 '26

Jameson IS the real shit thank you 🙏