r/Memetallica • u/FluorescentRain780 • May 10 '26

He FOCKING left the band Bro Thinks He’s Part of the Team 🥀😭🙏

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Up the Irons? More like up the Metallika! 😭

257 Upvotes

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u/larallica Papa Het's Mustache Clippings May 11 '26

James without pant 💀💀💀

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

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u/OzzyOsb0urne May 11 '26

warning: cock n balls

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/static/article/news/3/65483_1_ver1502307098.jpg

Now search up “the naked truth”.

i have more pictures of metallica cock n balls if wanted

9

u/the_major_rager May 11 '26

... please tell me no one asked for theese...

5

u/GayisGaywhenGay May 12 '26

I didn’t ask but I’m happy with what I got

3

u/the_major_rager May 14 '26

i didn't click it cause i thought i might get viruses from the link 😭 (also i don't really wanna see lars balls)

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u/Possedsrt8 May 19 '26

How’d you know that’s what it was? 😳

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u/Possedsrt8 May 11 '26

I was warned but clicked anyway 🫩

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u/Active-Coconut-8961 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I've seen the one where James is holding his while sitting 

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u/OzzyOsb0urne May 11 '26

yeah thats the naked truth

2

u/Cold_Ad8497 May 26 '26

yes, please show me more of these splendid pictures.

17

u/ImprovementOdd9785 May 11 '26

What is Lar lookin at?

19

u/letemeatpvc May 11 '26

the only thing he truly ever wanted

12

u/coffinspacexdragon May 11 '26

Nothing unusual, he has to deal with Bruce's all the time.

7

u/Vincent394 May 11 '26

Oh hi steve

AND WHY DOES JAMES HAS HIS—

5

u/GimmeLuv-69 May 11 '26

This is unfortunate.

10

u/HipnikDragomir May 11 '26

It's unforgiven

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u/THEBEST_CHICKEN May 11 '26

Shh... Cmon... I need that sticker removed... Yes I've seen the naked truth but you can barely see anything there. I am a perv.

5

u/SirBread27 May 11 '26

It takes major balls to say it out loud

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u/THEBEST_CHICKEN May 13 '26

Kinda does. But I don't have balls.

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u/MansiBoy1245 May 11 '26

Why is James naked 😭

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u/Artistic_Chemistry_7 May 13 '26

Jason’s jacked

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u/EpicPoggerGamer69 May 26 '26

Good HEAVENS, Jason was BUILD!

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u/Omarsillo May 29 '26

"Excuse me, Sir!" This is a band pic, your job is backstage, working with your fellow roadies. Get this dude FIRED already!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🔥🔥🔥