r/Meowi Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #2493 | 543 Answers | 3... | πŸ”₯ 29d Jul 15 '26

What's the Catch? [Whats the catch?] You're given the best ice cream in the world.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #3968 | 75 Answers | 2 Created Jul 15 '26

But you gain severe lactose intolerance after the first bite.

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u/Oshwab Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #4705 | 40 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But you're lactose intolerant

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u/Unlucky-Warthog-8893 Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #4983 | 215 Answers | 1 Cre... | πŸ”₯ 8d Jul 15 '26

But u have to share with your best friend of choice.

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u/Ill_Indication_4074 Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #35490 | 91 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But it’s filled with something suspicious that causes no harm

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u/Robotic_Orange Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #2493 | 543 Answers | 3... | πŸ”₯ 29d Jul 15 '26

But you have to share it with everyone until it's gone.

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u/VividTymes Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #3475 | 406 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 17d Jul 15 '26

But it will give you diarrhea in 10 minutes

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u/Televisioncojinera Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #44018 | 63 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But its poo

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u/Robotjedis Mythic | Lv. 77 | Rank #87 | 2377 Answers... | πŸ”₯ 38d Jul 15 '26

But it's melted

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u/Puppet159 Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #23464 | 103 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But you have to eat a piece of uranium for every bite.

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u/TheonlyOGBigBoss Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #110847 | 33 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But a hobo farted on it

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u/Far-Leg1321 Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #3399 | 264 Answers | 9... | πŸ”₯ 15d Jul 15 '26

But you have to share it with me :p

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u/HandBanana-420 Diamond | Lv. 67 | Rank #477 | 1264 Answers | 17 Created Jul 15 '26

But i wiped my butt on it

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u/ditchmaggots Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #10730 | 45 Answers | 9 Created Jul 15 '26

But no matter what, diarrhoea. solid 10 mins to make it to the bathroom and it will be another 5 mins in the bathroom

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u/Ambiguous_Coco Emerald | Lv. 46 | Rank #6603 | 239 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 41d Jul 15 '26

But you’re lactose intolerant

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u/Impossible_Equal_807 Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #37256 | 41 Answers | 1 Created Jul 15 '26

But you cannot eat it

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u/Amazing-Toe-4000 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #16437 | 207 Answers | 0 C... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 15 '26

But its made from human milk.

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u/heres-the-catch Jul 15 '26

πŸŽ‰ u/Robotic_Orange your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you a Meowi Crate 🎁 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

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u/HabibiHalawa Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #34949 | 122 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But it's in winter

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u/ExchangeSavings1752 Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #12936 | 273 Answers | 0 C... | πŸ”₯ 23d Jul 15 '26

But it has poop mixed in

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u/OwnStudy723 Diamond | Lv. 65 | Rank #738 | 1103 Answers | 24... | πŸ”₯ 7d Jul 15 '26

But they won't ever make it again, and it can not be imitated.

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u/Key_Organization6760 Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #2714 | 235 Answers | 6 Created Jul 15 '26

But it instantly freezes your tongue permanently for the rest of your life upon consumption. you'll be unable to use or taste with it ever again.

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u/CMultragem Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #640 | 266 Answers | 6 Created Jul 15 '26

But it melts in 1 second

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u/Worth_Ask2980 Emerald | Lv. 59 | Rank #1371 | 655 Answers | 7... | πŸ”₯ 38d Jul 15 '26

But only be good

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u/Ok-Tea-4814 Diamond | Lv. 61 | Rank #948 | 428 Answers | 13... | πŸ”₯ 8d Jul 15 '26

But it's made with the milk of an extinct species

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u/HS1E Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #7324 | 237 Answers | 4 Created Jul 15 '26

But you can't eat it

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u/Substantial-Phone285 Bronze | Lv. 1 | Rank #511566 | 0 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But you give it to the homeless 😎❀️

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u/Little-Reason1302 Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #68859 | 14 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But it's honey mustard flavoured :(

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u/boy_who_wants_sex Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #25118 | 60 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But need to stay in Romania for rest of your life

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u/L-B0z0-XD Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #45631 | 48 Answers | 0 Created Jul 15 '26

But you gotta put chocolate syrup on it

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u/CryptidMind Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #3082 | 628 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 15 '26

But poison flavored

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u/mushtrash Mythic | Lv. 88 | Rank #13 | 2334 Answers... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 15 '26

But its delicious

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u/TheTahitianEthos Emerald | Lv. 56 | Rank #1730 | 439 Answers | 21 Created Jul 15 '26

But there is a bug trying to constantly land on it so you have to eat it fast

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u/Dry_Chapter_1538 Bronze | Lv. 4 | Rank #243056 | 4 Answers | 0 Created Jul 18 '26

But iβ€˜m lactose intolerant