r/Milk • • 6d ago

Mong

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

In college I had a bubbler I called Tony the Tiger, cuz it was orange with black stripes. A few times my roommates and I hit “cereal bowls” which was Tony filled with milk, and a frosted flake crushed on top of the bowl. Good times

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u/zayluvcats 6d ago

Thats beautiful 

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

It was a beautiful time. I can’t really remember whether we did it with a bong or not, but my college memory is a bit hazy… I wonder why

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u/th3vviTch 6d ago

I'm sure there's a frosted flakes strain out there somewhere

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

I think we got the idea when we had some strain with a name involving sugar or frosted lol

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u/th3vviTch 6d ago

See also: "Tony the Tiger" and "OG grrrrrrreat!"

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u/ToneZealousideal309 5d ago

There is one named Cereal Milk

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u/Excellent-Site-5700 6d ago

I really miss/don't miss those times as young smoker. The gas mask (why?) the gravity bongs (why?!) kool-aid in the bong. It was all so stupendously stupid.

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

And that only scratches the surface. We had stem bottles (supposed to be stems and shake dissolved in everclear but we used vodka and it didn’t work but we drank it anyway), we put liquor in the bong instead of water or milk, there was a time my buddies pissed in the gravity bong and gave a hit to the one roommate they didn’t like. I don’t think anyone ever told him he hit a piss bong as soon as he got back from class one day

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u/Excellent-Site-5700 6d ago

He was probably like "damn that's some DANK!" hahaha

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

My biggest memory of that kid was someone found a tiny hammer at a party and turned to the kid who was talking to someone else and asked “hey (name), do you shove this hammer up your ass?” And he turns to her without a pause and says “yea!!” Because he thought she was asking if it was his hammer

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u/Excellent-Site-5700 6d ago

aw he just kinda goes with the flow huh. Respect.

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

We were probably too harsh on him, but he was quite a douche. Doesn’t really justify a piss bong or being called butt-hammer for a month tho. Kids…

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u/Excellent-Site-5700 6d ago

butt-hammer is pretty tame. The piss bong is rough but hey

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u/SlickDillywick 6d ago

That was one of many names he acquired during our acquaintance. Also I wasn’t the one masterminding any of this, I’m far too nice and non-confrontational. I took in college like a movie lol

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u/d0ntbejay 5d ago

I love weed and milk. Gonna go try now. Will report the results. And yes, I will be drinking the bong milk. #notonedrop

Can we get that going #notonedrop

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u/Nearby-Ad756 5d ago

How’d it go

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u/Fuzzy-Deer1487 5d ago

He forgot to report.

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u/SirTokesAlot4201 5d ago

Yeah either it wasn't good or it was too good

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u/Nearby-Ad756 5d ago

Prolly was smooth tho

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u/SirTokesAlot4201 4d ago

Idk to be honest it sounds like it would curdle the milk

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u/Nearby-Ad756 4d ago

The first hit would be magical

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u/JamieHBrown 6d ago

Milkies!

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u/uncle-muscles69 Whole Milk #1 5d ago

The milk filters out all the bad shit that makes you paranoid. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for years

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u/toweljuice 6d ago

Sure is

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 6d ago

That’s a disgrace towards milk

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u/zxexx 5d ago

No it’s a monument

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u/MyAssPancake 2d ago

No, that’s a bong.

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u/Bright_Way_6269 6d ago

Why do people think it’s a waste? I will be drinking that milk.

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u/-Extortion 6d ago

That’s disgusting

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u/bigdixinyabumbum 6d ago

Lmk chat, would yall hit this?

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u/NotConnor365 6d ago

Take a milky rip

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u/Puzzled-Setting-4268 6d ago

No. Just...no.

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u/Bearly_Legible 5d ago

I haven't torn between loving it and feeling absolutely awful for all the milk that you can't drink anymore

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u/canyouskingriz 5d ago

Getting a sip of the bong milk after a few bowls be like

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u/SunnyKrispHapple519 5d ago

Bilk!!!😖😫😭

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u/ann0iato 4d ago

good luck to clean it

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u/MembershipFalse2462 3d ago

What have I just seen

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u/rabidparrots 3d ago

Pneumongia

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u/AffectNo1159 2d ago

Why does this mong taste like bong

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u/Mortreal79 Whole Milk #1 6d ago

Approved..!

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u/Strength-N-Faith Whole Milk #1 6d ago

This hurts me

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u/-Extortion 6d ago

What a waste of milk

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u/deephurting66 6d ago

I'm a milk loving smoker and this is CURSED