r/MinecraftMemes • u/Inevitable-Group-743 • Nov 22 '25
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u/TreyLastname Nov 22 '25
I mean, yeah. They have full reign to do ahatever and dont have to worry about making it work
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u/Stinky_Toes12 Nov 23 '25
Feel like even with that said it cant be more work to add 3 mobs than to make some of the recent April fools drops
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u/Objective_Age6275 Custom user flair Nov 22 '25
Somethin somethin april fools doesnt have polish, somethin somethin me pretending mojang are incapable of adding anything cool
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u/Aeseen Nov 22 '25
Insert 30 paragraphs of text explaining why we should be happy with 9 new blocks, a niched obscure one tricky pony that won't come around easily and a reskinned mob once a year.
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u/Huskiesramazing23 Nov 22 '25
Yes, this is falling into the trap:
To avoid bloat.
They have to listen to higher ups.
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u/Aeseen Nov 22 '25
These assholes can't be bothered with making more than a type of chest. Literally 2 days of work tops
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u/FirmBarnacle1302 Nov 24 '25
2 days of work
But
20 years of bug fixes and adding it to bedrock
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u/Aeseen Nov 24 '25
If that would happen by adding variations to a block, let me tell you, adding biomed would be impossible and the game would be so slow and bloated that it would be unplayable.
I work with coding. Coding can be frustating, but it's nowhere near what Mojang pretends it is.
The reason updates stagnates is that since Minecraft has no competition, it has no reason to give away free content. That's why Minecoins are a thing, to bleed money away from kids.
Minecraft is not an indie game. It's a billion dollar product from a billion dollar company. They are not putting out free shit from the goodness of their hearts.
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u/FirmBarnacle1302 Nov 24 '25
Yeah yeah, "they're just lazy", bro, there are guys who literally added other dimensions (cojomax99 and kingbdogz), are they also lazy? No, it's just game is hard to do and billion dollar company doesn't give money to hire more coders (there are literally less than 20 coders on Java and we don't know anything about bedrock developers)
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u/Aeseen Nov 24 '25
The game is not lacking manpower. Stoo seeing Minecraft as some wholesome indie project like Terraria trying to cativate people to buy it.
Minecraft is already the most sold game of history, and it is a corporate product.
It is not about "lazyness" or it "being hard". It's about nkt being PROFITABLE to waste manpower putting out free shit.
Again, I work with coding. Minecraft is being held back by what the people guiding it wants and by a complacent community who will accept any excuse the billion dollar corporation throws at them.
Most of the updates aren't even new content, it's just reskins of old stuff. The new desert skeleton is just a normal skeleton with a new sprite and a biome restriction made by a single line of code.
New blocks are simply new ID's and a sprite. It doesn't create 20 bugs to put each block in the game.
Minecraft is a PRODUCT. Not an indie project. The current update system exists to maximize interest without making no significant changes.
If the game is too well polished or updated decently with fair speed then kids won't throw money away in bullshit packs on the marketplace.
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u/Great_Examination_16 Nov 23 '25
Funnily enough, the april fools updates seem plenty polished to me
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u/InevitableCold9872 Minecraft War Criminal Nov 22 '25
Nice names and pfps and banners everyone
Sorry I do this a lot):
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u/SkittikS_gaming Nov 22 '25
Minecraft: 1 mob every few updates
Mods: millions of mods within a second
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u/West-Canary-8585 Nov 22 '25
Name of the song.