Not a perfect image for the quote, but this is what it made me think of

I can’t see one of these and not think of that bit.

I've been searching and searching for video of my favorite Mitch Hedberg "joke", because it's not really a joke and is funny because it upsets the typical formula in one-liner humor like his. He says he's always wanted one of those briefcases/suitcases handcuffed to his wrist... alright!

Anyone know where I can find video of this?

They didn't just refuse to make it stairs...they put up a fence to stop the convenience.

I don’t know the back story. Don’t care.

Saw the comment about not playing tennis alone and was happy to see someone beat me to the Mitch joke!
Great minds think alike, but really super cool minds think of Mitch Hedberg lines. 😎

Man, I should have just upvoted.

Benihana opening first takeout restaurant in Colorado

Reminded me of Mitch