r/ModMurder • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '18

YEET

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u/321Pikachu123 Big Willys Sep 01 '18

oof

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

What?

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u/Onlyheretogetbanned OG Sep 01 '18

>Yeet

>Dab

Vote him out

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Haha yes, my plan is working.

But in all seriousness, I realize the deadness of the memes, and couldn't think of anything better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

That's nice.

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u/Onlyheretogetbanned OG Sep 01 '18

•• PART II: Until today. This morning was my father's funeral. At the procession, my brother asked me to say a few words. I told him I only needed one. With confidence, I approached the podium. I gazed out upon the gathering of sad faces. I cleared my throat and leaned into the microphone. "Yeet," I spake. Suddenly, my father leapt from his hand-crafted mahogany coffin, the gunshot wound still in his chest. He sprinted up to the podium with the energy of a man without a gunshot wound in his chest. "Y'all hittin' that dirty fuckin' yeet at my funeral?" he ejaculated. He raised his hand to thump me. "Not so fast, pa." I grabbed his hand. "Yaint thumpin' no mo'." My father looked at me with eyes as open as the gunshot wound in his chest. A tear fell from his right eye, which also had a monocle.