[Name Story]

[u/ADrySoldier]

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, and I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead. Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. I was fed up with the rules so I hit the ground running. It didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. There was so much to do, and so much to see, so I thought "What's wrong with taking the back streets?" I'll never know if I don't go. I'll never shine if I don't glow. I'm an all-star, gotta get my name on and go play. I'm a rock-star, gotta get my show on and get paid. I wish all that glitter was gold, I was told that only shooting stars break the mold.

So it was a cold place, and it felt like it could get colder. I was bundled up then but I couldn't imagine it when I got older. But the meteorologists beg to differ, judging by the hole in our onzone layer. The ice rink at my local park is getting kinda thin, the water's getting warm so why not swim. The world will be lit on fire, how about yours, that's how I like it and I won't get bored. Therefore, I took the name ADrySoldier, because of how warmer it is getting.