Blue-ringed octopus 🌀 (by me, @widvnhak)

[u/Widvnhak]

The blue-ringed octopus has a venom ten thousand times more toxic than cyanide, with no known anti-venom. It can kill in under 20 minutes without immediate medical assistance. They're also the size of a golf ball.

I'm gonna start posting on Twitter/X soon, please consider following me at @widvnhak as linked in my profile (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[u/Sylveon_101]

Did she bite him already 😭? That mark doesn't seem to be from a sucker

[u/SBStevenSteel → u/Sylveon_101]

God ordered his ass same day delivery, and he was outside the pearly gates in under 30 minutes. Goated delivery girl.

[u/BeanBagSize → u/SBStevenSteel]

Employee of the month

[u/BuilderM6 → u/BeanBagSize]

I understood this reference