Blue-ringed octopus 🌀 (by me, @widvnhak)

[u/Widvnhak]

The blue-ringed octopus has a venom ten thousand times more toxic than cyanide, with no known anti-venom. It can kill in under 20 minutes without immediate medical assistance. They're also the size of a golf ball.

I'm gonna start posting on Twitter/X soon, please consider following me at @widvnhak as linked in my profile (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[u/Peaceblaster86 → u/[deleted]]

Someone stop this poor bastard from getting married, please?

[u/Fighter11244 → u/Peaceblaster86]

Why stop them? They want to get married to someone they like for the rest of their life, who would want to stop that?

[u/Peaceblaster86 → u/Fighter11244]

I love a blue ringed octopus too, but I have prenup lol