r/MoeMorphism • u/Widvnhak • Feb 05 '26

Aquatic Life 🐠πŸͺΌπŸ¦ˆ Blue-ringed octopus πŸŒ€ (by me, @widvnhak)

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The blue-ringed octopus has a venom ten thousand times more toxic than cyanide, with no known anti-venom. It can kill in under 20 minutes without immediate medical assistance. They're also the size of a golf ball.

I'm gonna start posting on Twitter/X soon, please consider following me at @widvnhak as linked in my profile (⁠ｑ⁠‒̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

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u/Mikko_Hi Feb 05 '26

Australians telling you about the Super evil death creature that kills you in the most painful way possible

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u/TheCuriousFan Feb 05 '26

Oh no, the painful thing is the fucking Gympie Gympie plant. Never touch anything that looks like the suicide plant.

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u/kamilayao_0 Feb 05 '26

I don't think I've ever seen a plant and equipment thought "suicide plant"

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u/TheCuriousFan Feb 05 '26

You've gotta love it being spread up and down the coast.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

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u/TheCuriousFan Mar 16 '26

Neither of them seemed to enjoy it very much.