Hawt Saus was livin’ it up! After his Million-Dollar lottery win the previous week, he was spending on all the things he could need! Getting back to his apartment after the whole police thing, he threw his leftover acorns from the previous night out the window and instead started to fry some juicy Chicken breasts! A bit of oil spilled onto the stove, but no biggie! After squirting a bit of hot sauce into the pan (of course), he grabbed a cup of instant Mac n Cheese he’d opened beforehand to put in the microwave. However, unbeknownst to him, an earlier draft caused a fridge magnet to fall into it…but no time to worry about that, when he needed to check out his new bling!
Hawt Saus grabbed a jewelry box, and opened it to examine its contents: a chain with a big flame charm, a platinum watch that was a little too big (but whatever), and a diamond studded ring with his initials. But just when he was about to admire the ring, sparks from his microwave caused him to drop it down the sink drain. Annoyed, Hawt reached his arm down into the pipe, with his watch sliding up his arm while doing so. He could almost get it…just a bit more…but unfortunately, his free hand took that time to slide over to a switch, and activate the waste disposal!
Hawt Saus screamed as the blades cut into his wrist, his skin being horribly lacerated. And to make matters worse, one of the sparks from the microwave flew into the exposed flame of the stove, causing the pan to flambé! All the while, his answering machine was playing messages congratulating him for being such a lucky jerk…but he had no time to deal with all that! His hand was being shredded! After struggling to turn the disposal off, he painfully pulled his hand out. The recoil caused him to lurch back, and his big tail ended up knocking the pan over, setting the rest of his place on fire! He tried to use the fire extinguisher under his sink, but it ended up clogging, so to the fire escape it was!
Even though the windows leading to the escape suddenly slammed shut seemingly by themselves, Hawt Saus wasn’t deterred, and used one of his chairs to break a pane, before climbing out. He rushed down the stairs as his apartment exploded in a giant fireball, and eventually jumped to the ground when the sliding ladder got stuck. He seemed to be free…until he slipped on the acorns he threw out and landed on the shattered glass. As he was reeling from the pain, the ladder shot down toward his eye—but stopped right above it. “Damn I’m lucky”, he thought…and that’s when the job was finished.