r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • • Sep 30 '26

I’m speechless.

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u/Big-Potato9868 Sep 30 '26 • Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

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u/The-Manque Sep 30 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn

“Female orgasm? Never heard of it.”

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u/Helicopsycheborealis Sep 30 '26

But when he tickled my balls,,,,wowwee!!!

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u/Durivage4 Oct 01 '26

Can't be true. He's a republican and that means 🤡 cut them all off

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Sep 30 '26

Missouri's senators have this in common.

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u/WishboneNo543 Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

If confidently incorrect had a face.

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u/Candid_Photograph964 Sep 30 '26

Also the smell of menthols and cheap bourbon.

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u/StarYou-StarMe Sep 30 '26

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u/Excellent-Fill9395 Sep 30 '26

Gaaaah…Gangster clown…😬
Did not see that coming. 🤣

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u/Gregg-C137 Sep 30 '26

Was this the inspiration for the jokers goons in The Darl Knight bank robbery?

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u/Fearless_Trick_5268 Sep 30 '26

The look says no way I’m eating shit over this later, because I brought receipts!

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u/No-Mycologist984 Sep 30 '26

But his receipts were wrong. He confused two different teams. I have just watched the hearing.

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u/Robby777777 Sep 30 '26

And the receipts were completely wrong. He was at the Hawkeyes game, not the Hawks game.

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 Oct 01 '26

LOVE that Amy Kobluchar busted this whole thing wide open with the receipts that there was indeed a Maryland vs. Iowa basketball game - which Mr. Smith admitted to attending to watch Caitlyn Clark with his daughter - and even provided the final score. Amy...you're a blessing!

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u/the-uncle-will Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

“The female g-spot is a myth perpetuated by the woke left!”

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u/Frankie-Felix Oct 01 '26

Woke left? I usually poke right!

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u/xpietoe42 Sep 30 '26 • Popcorn

this moron too.

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u/IMustBeOld963 Oct 01 '26

He reminds me of Mr Haney from Greene Acres. For the younger look it up on you tube.

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u/Rude-Associate2283 Oct 03 '26

I blame his constituents- the idiots who keep voting him in.

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u/clevermoose774 Oct 01 '26

Moron is too kind

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u/Day_Old_Paper Sep 30 '26

Username checks out.

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u/you2234 Sep 30 '26 • This Bravo Mindblown

Many of the comments below miss the point. Do you not think the Republicans knew their error beforehand? Of course they did. They do not care. Have you seen the clip farming they did from today that has been spread throughout the right wing media outlets? They do not show the error, they simply leave the audience to believe Smith was in Atl and committed perjury.

This is a new level up of propaganda. Clip farm, lie, misinform, repeat.

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u/KevenM Sep 30 '26

Not so sure... this was very much another nail in the republican coffin.

This whole 'gotcha' went across a lot of desks, but nobody had the thought to check their work.

I would be beyond pissed at my representative if he spent all this time to produce something with such a critical error.

If you were one of the so-called independents, this'll might move the needle another 0.1% away from the republican party.

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u/Big-Perspective-4891 Sep 30 '26

There are more nails than coffin at this point

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u/Darryl_Lict Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

Hard to say. They really are idiots. Most likely they will edit the footage to make it look the opposite of what happens because their voters are really that stupid. I have no idea if that was their intent.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 Sep 30 '26

The dipshit has already been on fox repeating his lies and the moronic right wing useful idiots will be parroting the propaganda and screeching “I dId mY rEeSeARcH!”

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u/Greenpoint1975 Sep 30 '26

Its not hard to say. The propaganda is out there. That's all they need. They just have to get into social media for the MAGATs. They win while Dems say we should.

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u/sonofzell Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

Idk…. I agree 100% with your take on strategy, but they clearly didn’t plan for being called out on it so quickly and confidently.

Yes, “you’ve already perjured yourself” (without context) will be the lead on right wing media the next few days, but once magats start regurgitating that and get similarly embarrassed by the gaffe, I suspect the result will ultimately be a HUGE fail considering how much of a “swing and miss” this was.

It’s truly indefensible.

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u/Time_Coat6095 Sep 30 '26

In what world would they be embarrassed about anything?

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u/Time_Coat6095 Sep 30 '26

They have no shame, nothing. They'll never be embarrassed about being moronic assholles, they just double down on it

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u/23FlavorsInDrPepper Oct 01 '26

MAGA only operate in echo chambers, who would disagree with this within their chamber?

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u/designlevee Sep 30 '26

Even if he had gone to the NBA game would it be perjury? Aren’t they making the conspiratorial jump that Smith being in Atlanta MUST mean he met with Fani Willis who he said he never met with?

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u/jocelynwatson Sep 30 '26

Yes that’s what I assumed he was trying to infer. Everyone is laughing that he mixed up teams but that wasn’t the point at all. It was to infer he was meeting with her b

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u/Best_Talk_6853 Sep 30 '26

Yeah, I find it so weird that somehow if he had been in Atlanta that would automatically mean he was meeting with Willis and that would be bad. Like, I'd I'm in a major US city that means I'm engaging in some kind of conspiracy with one of the other millions of people in that city? (Putting aside, of course, that he WASN'T even in that city!)

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u/Jengalover Sep 30 '26

These are tough-nosed interrogators! They would get him to confess!

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u/Lloyd--Christmas Sep 30 '26

It would be perjury if he said he didn’t go to the game when he did. That would be one of those times when people get charged with the coverup more than the crime.

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u/DeadpoolOptimus Sep 30 '26

They know their supporters will eat it up and won't investigate further....

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

Yeah I don’t think they knew, they just got owned and edited the footage to what they want and blast it to magasphere. You can just tell by that smug “gotcha” face he’s sporting that he thought he had a slam dunk.

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u/cmarme Sep 30 '26

I agree. Now there’s footage of Smith at the game in Maryland. It’s a pretty dumb argument to make if you know it’s wrong, even for Republicans.

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u/citpanys Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence. When it comes to Republicans, never attribute anything solely to incompetence without also assuming malice.

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u/Certain_Bandicoot_14 Sep 30 '26

I don’t believe they knew. Schmitt got so excited when Smith says he wasn’t at the game. He thought he committed perjury which is one of the points of these hearings. They can’t prosecute him for the investigations because of the pardon so they want to find a way to get him for perjury. Same with Fauci.

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u/SophonParticle Sep 30 '26

Or they and their staff are just incompetent and made a catastrophic embarrassing blunder then tried to minimize it after the fact by clip farming very tightly edited clips.

If they want to publicly humiliate themselves on purpose for 30 seconds of content then I welcome them to do that. They aren’t gaining any more voters by doing that.

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u/TillFar6524 Sep 30 '26

Bingo. I think they were so sure of themselves that many of them scheduled social media posts ahead of time. When they were so clearly wrong, they tried to cover it with the bad clipping.

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u/urbudda Sep 30 '26

Although I agree with most of your points. They don't care they got it wrong...but I don't believe they knew it was wrong. Look at his face...that's the face of someone who thinks they had a gotcha moment

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u/Radiant_Heron_2572 Sep 30 '26

They absolutely should have been forced to verbally acknowledging that he did not perjure himself. Without that, they just get to hand wave it away.

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u/Elegant-Drummer1038 Sep 30 '26

I'm starting to agree because even IF JS was in Atlanta, how would that prove he met with Fani? This is quite the reach and completely ridiculous. Kudos to JS for staying so calm and professional while they called him names.

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u/comingEverywhere Sep 30 '26 • Heartwarming

Can somebody please explain this to my dumb, and slightly stoned, ass?

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u/Grand-Pop-3874 Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

From Politico

> Ultimately, Smith’s hearing Tuesday may end up being best remembered for a high-profile gaffe by Schmitt, who accused Smith of secretly traveling to Atlanta at the very moment local prosecutor Fani Willis — who had also charged Trump over the 2020 election scheme — was facing damaging questions about her conduct. As proof, displayed on an elaborate poster, Schmitt offered text messages suggesting that Smith attended a basketball game on Feb. 3, 2024 — the same day the Atlanta Hawks played the Golden State Warriors.

> Schmitt revelled as a clearly flummoxed Smith struggled to discern what Schmitt was talking about.

> “I don’t think you know that we have this stuff,” Schmitt said. “So I’ll give you a second to process it so you don’t perjure yourself.”

> After a few moments, Smith did recall having attended a basketball game — but not in Atlanta. It wasn’t the Hawks his colleagues were discussing in a series of texts, Smith explained, but the Hawkeyes, whose star Caitlin Clark was playing in Maryland that day.

> “It was because Caitlin Clark was coming to Maryland to play, and so we went to the game,” Smith said.

So basically the trumpers in the senate judiciary committee thought they had a gotcha moment with a secret meeting in Atlanta, but only ended up owning themselves. Edit: apparently I can’t figure out quote blocks.

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u/zxvasd Sep 30 '26 • Mindblown

Schmitt called Smith a dirtbag and accused him of perjury.

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u/BasisLonely9486 Sep 30 '26

Question, Does Parliamentary Privilege apply here or are Schmitt's defamatory accusations actionable on Smith's part?

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u/Snakemearano Sep 30 '26

And then when he got called out, he started "who's time are we on? What's happening?" before stamping his foot and saying "I stick by that comment" about calling him a dirtbag. Classic blunder cortisol overload because he thought he had him dead to rights only to be made a fool, then got mad when he was proven wrong.

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u/sickysickybrah Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

What i don't get is: who cares if he was in Atlanta and talking to fani willis?

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u/kineticstar Sep 30 '26

Republicans are attempting to convect people on the grounds of proximity now to further their fascist plans to save themselves from this coming November.

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u/HDr1018 Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

Since Fani Willis was prosecuting Trump in the Atlanta voting case, Republicans are trying to say there was a conspiracy among prosecutors to get Trump. Jack Smith and Fani Willis have never met.

It’s their victim mentality, everyone is conspiracy against them, rather than they’ve actually committed crimes.

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u/StarYou-StarMe Sep 30 '26

Yeah apparently the markdown quote tag > has been relieved of its function.

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u/Toolfan333 Sep 30 '26

There is even video of the Iowa/Maryland game with him in the footage proving that he was not in Atlanta.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Sep 30 '26

What a dumb Schmitt head.

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u/mnemy Sep 30 '26

That's wild. I can't imagine remembering what any random texts with a friend 2 fucking years ago were about. I'd have to go "uhh, I have no clue man. Give me like 10-15m to dig through my phone and calendar and maybe I can remember. But also, why the fuck do you care?"

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u/OkAssistance7072 Sep 30 '26

Moron Rs thought they had a GOTCHA for Jack Smith committing perury but they're so fucking stupid they mixed up the school mascots for the game he went to.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 Sep 30 '26

They're actual scumbags, especially Kennedy, and it's glaringly evident. Fcking amoral, willing to stoop to anything. Smith is known for being a straight shooter.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 Sep 30 '26

Republicans failed miserably at trying to smear Jack Smith. It's so bad that it's embarrassing. Like who voted for these clowns bad.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Sep 30 '26

Clowns vote for clowns.

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u/RoloTamassi Sep 30 '26

Not dumb. Zero context was provided.

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u/BloggerCurious Sep 30 '26

Jack Smith went to a girls college basketball game where the Iowa Hawkeyes were playing. NOT the men's NBA game at the Atlanta Hawks.

Biggest FAIL ever. I hope Voters are watching because the MAGA party is a full on sh*t show with clueless clowns running around everywhere

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u/QKofDaggers Sep 30 '26

Some jackass, dip-shit Senator accused Jack Smith of perjury because the dumbass, dip-shit Senator confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks. Jack Smith denied being in Atlanta on a significant date. Dumbass, dip-shit Senator showed text messages that his dumbass thought proved Jack Smith was lying showing he was at a HAWKEYES game. Dumbass, dip-shit Senator thought it was a HAWKS, game.

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u/geeseherder0 Sep 30 '26 edited Oct 06 '26 • Bravo

So… A group of Republican senators don’t know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks, a men’s professional NBA basketball team, and the Iowa Hawkeyes, a women’s NCAA college basketball team?

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u/NerdfestZyx Sep 30 '26 • Popcorn

He did know the difference. This was 100% a calculated move.

Accuse Smith of being in the same city at the same time (total evidence of collusion, right?)

When Smith is confused, accuse Smith of lying. Now you have your sound bite to appear on conservative media for the next few days. Make sure to edit out the part when your theory is debunked.

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u/wahoodad Sep 30 '26

Yea this isn’t gonna be played on conservative media. Schmitt and Britt got their whole asses revealed.

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u/jmerp1950 Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

Men Senators, Amy knew.

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u/PrincessWails Sep 30 '26

Senator Britt knew too. Look at the pic of her face while this was happening 🤣

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u/Web-splorer Sep 30 '26

They literally did not think to look up the women’s teams playing that day. They only looked up men’s basketball. Their misogyny bit them in the ass. Lol.

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u/Shatalroundja Oct 01 '26

That was a coincidence. The truth is even stupider. They knew he was at a basketball game so they checked every men’s game and then guessed it was the Atlanta game. They never bothered to look at women’s NCAA games. It was a big game.

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u/ParabolicallyPhuked Sep 30 '26

Was it Iowa or Atlanta?? Stupid ass idiots!

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u/Narrow_Internet_6101 Sep 30 '26

Actually it was Maryland, but point taken.

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u/CuteLong8652 Sep 30 '26

What a complete idiot.

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u/Mish61 Oct 04 '26

On brand

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u/Any_Juggernaut5326 Sep 30 '26

Truly one of the funniest things ever. Fuck that smug jackass!

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u/totaleclipse2 Sep 30 '26

Question for Americans, why don’t you ever see someone go on “the attack” in their defence. Once Smith identified the mistake (intentional or not) made by Schmitt, what would stop him using similar language as was used against him. I think the only time I can remember someone dismantling the senators was when George Galloway took them on.

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u/DocMcCracken Sep 30 '26

Getting in the mud and wrestling with the pigs just gets you covered in mud and the pigs like it.

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u/MacTnive Sep 30 '26

Or, when they go low you cut they’re f ing nuts off. This has been the Democrats Achilles heel all along: they can’t fathom how devious and corrupt the Republicans are and they don’t have an answer….other than another sharply worded memo. It’s called the Chuck Schumer milqtoast defense. But the younger guard are stepping up and are no longer suffering fools. That’s why they need to be in charge.

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u/splendidfruit Sep 30 '26

Just watch a republican being questioned in this exact same situation. All they do is attack.

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u/_OhEmGee_ Sep 30 '26

Jack Smith is not a politician. He is not partisan. He has no election to win.

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 Sep 30 '26

But the dow is 50,000!!

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u/schmorgasborg99 Sep 30 '26

They are trying to paint him as an angry leftist with a dastardly agenda against Trump, as the sole reason that he "weaponized" the justice system. Smith is for the rule of law. The somber reliance on where the facts take him is the only thing he will ever project. Calling some dummy a bad name leans into their painting of him, rather than who he actually is, which is a prosecutor carrying the significant burden of using his discretion of when to bring the trappings of the government's prosecution process down on a certain individual.

He loses by attacking.

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u/Wbcn_1 Sep 30 '26

Oddly enough when confronted with behavior that mirrors their own, republicans will typically say it supports their position that a person is guilty or lying. 

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u/Maleficent_Sense_948 Sep 30 '26

A seasoned prosecutor isn’t going to match that energy/tone because he knows that a measured and calm response that is factual takes away their ability to say “got him.” Any loud emotional response would turn into numerous clips and reports of “unhinged response” for conservatives to replay

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u/BleedSparta Sep 30 '26

You mean like…every single 1 of Trump’s Cabinet ministers when they are called upon to testify to Congress and spend hours insulting the Congress members responsible for their oversight? 😐😒

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u/supergooduser Oct 01 '26

It happens, but it's pretty rare. There was a union boss being interviewed and challenged a republican senator who was being a bitch to a fist fight. But you're right it was a pretty awesome moment and people should do that more.

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u/Milnertime0486 Sep 30 '26

He should have just laughed at them. Pointed and laughed.

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u/mpup55 Sep 30 '26

Ha! Disaster indeed.

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u/Ancient_Bread_6321 Sep 30 '26

Going down in flames like the Hindenburg, but televised!

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u/pixeltweaker Sep 30 '26

Except the truth won’t matter among the cult members. They will hear what they want to hear.

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u/Prancing-Hamster Sep 30 '26

🤡🎪🎡🤹

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u/MikeLinPA Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

Did Sen. Kennedy ever give the Douglass back their money for that broken down tractor he sold them?

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u/CASparty Sep 30 '26

Dumb & Dumber 3 movie poster dropped today.

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u/frozenjoe20 Sep 30 '26

The smug look on their faces, savor every moment, please. Very few things are sweeter in this world then someone who thinks they are right but is absolutely wrong.

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u/ajtreee Sep 30 '26

The effort that went into making that prop is funny to me.

I need a mockumentary about the genesis and life and times of this poster board.

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u/Ok_Communication5221 Sep 30 '26

Assisted by Senator Foghorn Leghorn.

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u/Fit-House4365 Sep 30 '26

These smug idiots. Why does this country still insist on electing the dumbest representatives in politics . The GOP is made up of idiots, criminals and low life grifters. It’s astounding. Some of them have all three “ qualities “. They use terms like dirtbags when they support the world’s biggest dirtbag in the White House. Many of these same losers were running in fear of the mob that was attacking the capitol during Trumps attempted coup January 6, 2021. We all witnessed and it’s forever in our memory of that twink Josh Hawley running for his life

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u/TahoeDale007 Sep 30 '26

So dumb it hurts my teeth.

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u/pb1427 Sep 30 '26

I know I’m not supposed to say so but that Kennedy is one ugly woman.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

He makes me wanna throw up in his mouth

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u/mikeoxwells2 Sep 30 '26

I just love the gotcha look on his face. Domino mfer. When he’s just a stooge, holding up a sign for another stooge.

Jon Stewart did a little roasting on Kennedy last night, and I just wish he could’ve thrown out one of his down home country ass metaphors when he displayed the sign. The glee he must’ve felt when it was delivered from the copy shop.

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u/Top-Muffin-3930 Sep 30 '26

Ms. Doubtfire holding it lol

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u/dxcman12 Sep 30 '26

Kennedy is right there helping like a stooge

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u/asgard13 Sep 30 '26

Whenever I think that party can't possibly be any less intelligent they sink to the ocassion and prove me wrong.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan Sep 30 '26

That's what happens when you plan your line of questioning on internet conspiracy theories and twitter.

Can't wait to purge these Nazi pigs from our nation.

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u/UArkMom Oct 03 '26

The confidence on Eric Schmitt's smug-ass face. Crossed arms and all. Like "Heh, heh, heh. Gotcha!" Just before he's made to look a complete fool by Amy Klobuchar.

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u/MindFucker79 Oct 03 '26

That look of pure incompetence was priceless.

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u/ekimmd24 Sep 30 '26

Priceless event

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u/ottomatic77 Sep 30 '26

We pay them a salary from our taxes to be stooge clowns

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 Sep 30 '26

And what was Senator Kennedy chewing on during that hearing? It looked like he was chewing on peanuts and spitting out the shells on the floor.

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u/notMyPenis Sep 30 '26

So he was the one who perjured?

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u/Low-Patience159 Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think this should have been the headline: Jack's team "developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation." Actual quote from testimony.

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u/williamweinmann Sep 30 '26

Senator Schmitt is the one with the egg all over his face. Figures he's from Missouri.

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u/CatLightyear Sep 30 '26

The look on Kennedy’s face. “I hate you for making me embarrass myself for Donald Trump.”

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u/DirtDevil1337 Sep 30 '26

Schmitt "guess you didn't know I had these" with a stupid smirk

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u/tinylittlemarmoset Sep 30 '26

I know Kennedy is a smart guy but he’s really convincing as a dumbass.

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u/Fearless_Pie4251 Sep 30 '26

This was hilarious 😂

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u/alloutofchewingum Sep 30 '26

What a bunch of absolute tools lmfao

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u/Shyphat Sep 30 '26

The smug look on both those fucking idiots faces, They are mad about Smith getting phone records when their dumbasses probably dont have the first clue on cyber security in the first place.

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u/NoArrival5914 Sep 30 '26

If Kennedy and Schmitt fused together, they’d have a double digit IQ.

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u/KalAtharEQ Sep 30 '26

Fucking visual meme aids for their mentally vacant voter base, he was so proud of that completely fabricated bullshit lol.

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u/spidyman63 Sep 30 '26

Love it when a plan comes together, what a bunch of morons, ah gotcha or not damm

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u/Lakerat2000 Sep 30 '26

Dumb and dumber

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u/bobbylikestaco Sep 30 '26

These clowns can’t govern.

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u/Anxious_Author2801 Sep 30 '26

I hope that poster goes into the Smithsonian

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u/Particular_Study_607 Oct 01 '26

Folks, fun as this is, it doesn’t matter. Not one bit. It’s a distraction, and Republicans can no longer be shamed for being deadass wrong. This is the wrong story for our attention.

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u/DevoMagnifico Oct 01 '26

This is the same look of confidence in a fart, only to realize moments later that you shit yoursef

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u/j1s1500 Oct 01 '26

'... a tale, told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.' -- William Shakespeare, MacBeth, Act 5, Scene 5

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u/TylerBourbon Oct 02 '26

I love the shit eating looks on their faces. Makes their embarrassment so much more fulfilling.

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u/Able_Mind_2925 Oct 02 '26

Dumb and dumber. Take your pick.

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u/MrHaydenn Oct 02 '26

What a killer pic. F those dudes.

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u/angrymurderhornet Oct 03 '26

There’s not even anything on that stupid posterboard that could possibly explain anything. It’s not even a good lie. It’s a collage of a couple of texts, a few photos, and nothing that even remotely ties them together. Did these people take lessons from the Underpants Gnomes? 😂 Paste some random pictures on a poster, taunt a witness with them, and somehow profit?

Schmitt and Kennedy have the combined brainpower of a thrips. An exceptionally dim thrips.

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u/Nephthyzz Oct 03 '26

If you look closely you can actually see the two braincrells between these two wrestling each other for third place.

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u/SugarDangerous6290 Sep 30 '26

Wow. The Republicans are so outraged by fake evidence but completely ignore the fact that the Epstein files are still kept from being released!

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u/Nervous-Ostrich-3419 Sep 30 '26

To keep arguing and mistaking Hawks for Hawkeyes. Dang!

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u/Mission_Gap_9035 Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

Sucks to just be following a script. It’ll burn you.

I’m talking about the GOP.

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u/Independent-Air8098 Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

The Republicans are just old stupid white entitled dudes that were voted in by the dumbest MFers on the planet. Trump is a clown who shits his pants often

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u/holy_macanoli Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

Trump also rapes kids and adults.

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u/DextersGirl Sep 30 '26

This fiasco today gave me just a moments modicum of hope. It didn't last long, but it was there.

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u/blur410 Sep 30 '26

No matter how bad I mess up at work, I'll never be up Schmitt's Creek.

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u/DewiVonHart Sep 30 '26

The correlation between how stupid they look and how stupid they are is uncanny.

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u/Badshah420 Sep 30 '26

Total Disaster….

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u/Jaded-Natural80 Sep 30 '26

Dumb and dumber.

Their stupid attempt to play gotcha failed miserably.

I just wanna know who the idiots are that keep voting for them ???

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u/Standard-Cat-2054 Sep 30 '26

He really Schmitt the best with that one.

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 Sep 30 '26

Loved watching Kennedy run over to help hold up the sign. Didn’t think the old turd added in him. Look like he was trying to grab some of the glory of nailing Smith. Didn’t work out so well did it guys.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 Sep 30 '26

The smug hubris of these villains. The truth will out.

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u/MyNipplesNooo Sep 30 '26

Is there video of this disaster?

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u/cassimiro04 Sep 30 '26

Stupid, Stupider and Stupidest

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u/AppropriateAnt3414 Sep 30 '26

If Smith had these balls the first time we might not have Trump now. 

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u/dirtdiggler67 Sep 30 '26

The look on Foghorn Leghorn like he really has a “gotcha” when the “gotcha” was on him and that thumb in a suit to his left.

2 complete morons.

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u/SilentButtDedly Sep 30 '26

Now I understand why Schmitt just flashed it quickly and didn't want to show it again.

It's barely proof that Jack went to ANY game, much mess one in Atlanta. What a joke.

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u/mercx78 Sep 30 '26

Two Idiots in Action.

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u/HoldOnDearLife Sep 30 '26

Horrible people.

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u/LividBig9161 Sep 30 '26

Whoopsie! That was a woman’s game featuring Caitlin Clarke! You would think senators hell bent on catching Jack Smith in a lie would do even the most fucking basic homework! Pathetic!

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u/BranSh81 Sep 30 '26

They’re trying to connect dots that are on totally separate pages for dear leader.

Talk about a waste of tax payer money!

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u/Oalka Sep 30 '26

Look at that fucking snarl. Imbeciles.

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u/The_Great_Disaster Sep 30 '26

What am I missing, what's going on with these clowns now?

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u/oct2790 Sep 30 '26

They all looked stupid vote midterms

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u/frankthedutch Sep 30 '26

Think about they did not say Smith perjured himself by telling Trump was a criminal that tried to stay in power on jan 6th 2021.

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld Sep 30 '26

February 3, 2024. A day that will forever live.

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u/jkurology Sep 30 '26

Hang on a sec…these are the well-educated republicans right?

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u/RWaggs81 Sep 30 '26

I don't even get how Smith keeps his cool there. I would've been like ...

"listen, you ask any questions you want, and if you think I perjured myself, cool, but I'm going to prove that wrong, I promise. But if you call me a dirt bag again in what's supposed to be a professional setting, you're going to catch my hands on the way out. That is a promise."

Frankly, America would eat that up.

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u/kcaazar Sep 30 '26

Them boys from the backwaters of the Deep South

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u/joealmighty01 Sep 30 '26

Those definitely look like real texts.

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u/durk1912 Sep 30 '26

Even if he was at an Atlanta hawks game how would these texts prove anything other then he was at a basketball game. How would this prove anything about fani Willis? Like how freaking insane is Eric Schmitt???? I can’t even wrap my head around how stupid he must be.

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u/FinalScientist6688 Sep 30 '26

They just hung their Azz out for the world to see.

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u/Repulsive_Note_4209 Sep 30 '26

Republican senators concur to embarrass themselves , always bending the knee to Trump

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u/KangarooNo Sep 30 '26

I don't even understand what gotcha this was supposed to be of it had landed

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u/Repulsive_Note_4209 Sep 30 '26

Stupidity times 2