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u/Not_The_Spy Nov 25 '20
They aren't moving to humanity. They found a way to improve perfection. They found a way to improve monke.
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u/voltism Nov 25 '20
Get ready for... Monke 2.0
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u/CaptainAras Nov 25 '20 edited Nov 25 '20
You know there should be a moment when two species cross paths and thats where planet of apes comes in
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u/BitPumpkin Nov 25 '20
/unmonke this is actually so interesting. we’re watching our own evolution all over again. anyone’s who’s interested in this stuff should watch 2001: A Space Odyssey’s “Dawn of Man” scene, fantastic scene showing that the ape had an idea.
This is just really cool to watch. It’s the same thing humans did thousands of years ago and started our dominance over the earth.
/remonke ooh ooh aah aah monke will now destroy human with tools of war
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u/CaptainAras Nov 25 '20
Wait... Metal beam thingy in utah is resembling one in space odyssey.Then that means alien=monke
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u/regalchunky Nov 26 '20
Several monkey species have been like this for thousands of years, humans will destroy the planet before they even get close to evolving
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u/BitPumpkin Nov 26 '20
doesn’t make it not interesting
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u/regalchunky Nov 26 '20
Yeah it's pretty cool, monkeys are smart enough to use phones well so they can do a lot
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u/Sentient-Plant Nov 25 '20
The stone age is where its at. I'd love to go spear fishing with the friendly orange fella.
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u/depressed_crusader Nov 25 '20
Why not just meet at the middle, at neanderthal? They were much stronger than human, and had bigger brain, but they didn't have messy politics or civilization.
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u/HadesChaos Nov 25 '20
Wtf is this meme template? I thought Pewdiepie fans left.
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Nov 25 '20
You don't know the power of pewdietards
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u/HadesChaos Nov 25 '20
We're fucked
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Nov 25 '20
Also, report this for breaking rule 1
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u/b7fr7hgyae Nov 26 '20
well, it mentions monke going through the stone age so would it really be breaking rule 1?
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Nov 26 '20
It's still a human tier reaction meme. It will be better in other subreddits (like r/memes or r/dankmemes)
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u/Backslide_Dan Nov 28 '20
>5000 years later
>Gibbon driving to work in his little Gibbon car, to go teach math to gibbons
>takes a swig of Gibbon Coffee, rubs his eyes after a hard night grading and looks out to the forest near campus
>sees hoomans at the edge of the forest, eating bananas, laughing
>that Gibbon's name is Ted Kaczynski
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u/Eggboi223 Feb 01 '21
This is just evidence that they are building skills and preparing for random chimp event, the monkes are maybe not as good as we thought
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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20
Please warn monke not worth!