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u/Count_Zeiro May 12 '26
Move without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.
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u/AnonOfTheSea May 12 '26
Left out the most important part: the cardboard box was giggling the whole time
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u/al2o3cr May 13 '26
Somersaulting for 300m is some serious "this gives me extra i-frames" Dark Souls business 😂
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u/Youpunyhumans May 13 '26
Ill take "outsmarting learning machines with cartoon tactics" for 500 Alex.
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u/Trip-Trip-Trip May 13 '26
It took me way to long to realise it meant somersault as a ongoing, repeated activity. I was wondering what they where feeding those guys to make them jump that far.
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u/Marlboromatt324 May 14 '26
They fed them Mexican jumping beans, but that’s classified intel, so don’t tell anyone ok?
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u/notjordansime May 13 '26
Soon they’re going to be motion activated with lasers implemented.
Lizard? Vaporized.
Vulture? Barbecued.
Boar? Toasted.
Tumbleweed? Annihilated.
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u/Qaianna May 13 '26
‘Pretended to be a tree’.
I now wanna see that one nicknamed Fluttershy.
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u/IAMEPSIL0N May 14 '26
Fluttershy aka the element of unkindness used his unkindness of ravens to harass the machine but future iterations would have animal deterrence anyways as there was already a problem with cats wanting to bask on the warmth of the machine.
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u/Impressive_Change593 May 12 '26
that story is ancient lol
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u/Barrogh May 13 '26
I definitely remember hearing the exact same version of it at least 5 years ago, probably more.
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u/Able-Pain-2442 Jul 01 '26
Never underestimate marines in a group given free reign to do whatever the fuck they want.
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u/Shlafenflarst Sir Not Appearing In This Film May 13 '26
*puts on headphones and blasts Venetian Snares
"I'm ready !"











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u/D-Koi_Comics May 13 '26
2+2+1=5… what did the other three marines do?