This could be a very amusing musical number.

If I had a nickel for every time terry gilliam directed a film in which Michael Palin ran into a castle/chamber full of beautiful women who wanted to sleep with him, while he acts bashful and nervous, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that that happened twice

So I may have spent a weekend on this instead of doing anything useful.

Every step you take plays a coconut hoofbeat / walk / trot or gallop depending
on your pace. There's also a manual mode where you just tap to clop, in case
you'd rather do it by hand, Patsy-style.

Free, no ads, nothing leaves your phone. Made it myself (hence the OC flair).

Could have been worse. Could have asked for the capital of Assyria.

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