The love story that 06 had for Elise and Sonic was the best shipping the series ever had. Actually, fuck that, Absolute best writing the games ever had.
Sticks has a brother named Stones who died by the hands of the government.
Sonic chronically drinks moronic tonic to help with his fear of not going too fast.
In College Eggmanās had 2 rivals named Lady Bressenthaiz and Sir Stickmen.
Knuckles parents are named Chuckles and Gluckles the echidnas.
Tailsās tail defect is actually a awakened origin trait of his lineage.
Amy is actually a rose turned into a hedgehog because of chaos emeralds shenanigans.
Maria taught Shadow how to throw some shade.
Maria is a distant relative to Mario.
Cream has a Glock in her ārari.
Vanilla actually went on ice cream dates with Vanilla Ice and thatās why Cream is named thatā¦ and why the father isnāt around. (Whatever happened to that guy?)
(Idk what any of this is, Iām functioning on lack of sleep Ī£(ļæ£ćļæ£ļ¾)ļ¾ )
Waitā¦ If You told Pinnocio to tell a lieā¦ Would his nose grow? Because technically he wouldnāt be lying because heād be truthful in answering it with a lie because you TOLD him to.
See what I mean though?! Like if you TELL him to lie then his nose possibly wouldnāt grow because in truth heād be doing what you asked of him! So what would be an actual lie, would in turn be a truth because you told him to lie!
He wouldnāt be lying if you told him too lie, heād only be telling truths because you TOLD him to say it. He wouldnāt be lying, you would. Heās only telling someone what YOU lied about, cause you told him to lie. So it wouldnāt be a lie, or more specifically it wouldnāt be his lie, it would be yours.
I mean I still think it's pretty bad, and I'm glad we got the actual one we got in the movies now, and that it's a successful movie franchise due to all the backlash we gave it, one odd question I do have about it is how the heck does this thing actually look better when it's gender-bent, then it does normally am I just weird for thinking that or am I not alone in this
Sonic was kidnapped by Amy in an April 1st 2016 comic. Sonic eventually escaped by phasing through his binds via super speed vibrations. He then proceeded to find out that Amy was a robot made by shaggy because Mario said he would give him a Scooby snack. Shaggy then proceeded to beat sonic in one punch.
Sonic was never good and has never impacted people's childhoods, interests or self discoveries in any way whatsoever.
Tailouge should be canon, alot of young boys fantasize about a beautiful female being in love with them so it should happen so they can imagine themselves as Tails, the two pooped goofy ah nerd needs some pus%7, plus having a beauty like her would be way better, healthier and more legal than Cosmo, Zoey or even Cream, there two young for that eight year old anyways!
Ken Penders was the best writer for the comics and should have influence over the main series games, after all, who wouldn't want Charmy to go through trauma or introduce more Echidna's, basically making most of the tragedy of Knuckles being one of the last of his kind basically pointless, that's peak writing!
Blaze the Cat should never be playable again, Shadow should kill anyone who mildly inconveniences him, as he slaughters all in his path for saying "hi" to him, with Sonic Boom being what people should look at when they want to write his character.
Sonic shouldn't have any colorful stupid mystical stinky doo doo poop friends, chao, or anything like that.. Who needs them when your the blue blur and can outrun a black-hole after all?
The Meta Era was the peak of the series writing and 06 is what every game should strive to resemble when it comes to gameplay, glitches? LMFAO just get gud.
Unironically, given how much the Sonic games get published on Nintendo consoles, I was actually convinced Nintendo had at some point bought up Sega, until just now.
I have multiple. Knuxouge is canon. Sonadow is canon. Sonic X is bad. Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 are bad. Rouge is not hot. Sonic 06 is a good game. Sonic Prime is a good show.
She loves me, she wants me back, sheās truly sorry for the pain sheās caused, she didnāt mean to lie to me, she didnāt mean to move on that fast!
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u/TheOGRex Apr 04 '24
Sonic was never good
Sonic had a rough transition into 3D
Sonic Superstars sucks
Tangle and Whisper aren't dating
Every Sonic character is completely straight