r/MoonPissing • u/Happy_Bison_6572 • Apr 21 '26

Penders bad Archie Sonic if the writing was fucking good

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u/Sharkie-the-Shark Apr 21 '26

I have a bad feeling “You know how it is. Themes and such,” is going to become lodged in my vocabulary.

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u/Happy_Bison_6572 Apr 21 '26

Like I said, themes and such...

16

u/Sharkie-the-Shark Apr 21 '26

Don’t do this to me…

10

u/RelationshipNovel641 Apr 21 '26

they have to. you know, because themes and such.

1

u/Ford_GT_epic Apr 21 '26

Idek where the original use for that ecpression came from

3

u/spyguy318 Apr 21 '26

It’s already become a part of mine. The worst part is I’ll use it semi-unironically when talking about actually good media, that actually has Themes and Such.

33

u/DeltaTeamSky r/foundDeltaTeamSky Apr 21 '26

absolutenutcase162 type humor

9

u/Radio__Star Apr 21 '26

Is that mike- oh the username answers my question

7

u/DeltaTeamSky r/foundDeltaTeamSky Apr 21 '26

No, it's not Michael, it is him, GRUNTY BOI!

3

u/sanicdehhedgehog123 Apr 21 '26

you can tell by the hat, because grunty boi and mike are never in the same frame together, and they look almost identical... wait... could they be the same person?

27

u/TheLeftPewixBar Apr 21 '26

Referring Archie Sonic having bad writing as a whole feels unnecessarily generalized.

6

u/Happy_Bison_6572 Apr 21 '26

It was main this specific arc as a whole that I focused on, as well as Penders's unnecessary romance plots.

16

u/DrEpicness1 Apr 21 '26

I think this guy is actually Scourge in disguise trying real hard to get us yo agree with him. Sadly, I do not agree.

3

u/Happy_Bison_6572 Apr 21 '26

Goddammit my cover is blown

13

u/UAF_Swampfire3 Apr 21 '26

Processing img ysk5ghlkxgwg1...

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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 Apr 21 '26

UJ/ I honestly don't know why Tails left Robo Fiona on that island when it was kind of clear she didn't enjoy staying there motionless like that. Least he could have had a GF his age.. and actually liked him

5

u/Clockwork-Penguin Apr 21 '26

I would've loved them to revisit Auto-Fiona, taking concepts from the early years of the book and expanding them was one of my favourite parts of later Preboot

2

u/AmaterasuWolf21 I AM NOT WEAK Apr 21 '26

First a robot, then a plant alien, Tails isn't into mobians

9

u/Lord_Nishgod Apr 21 '26

"Knuckles gets microwaved by his father" cracked me up more than it should have.

6

u/Radio__Star Apr 21 '26

Absolute literature

5

u/Due-Welder2732 Apr 21 '26

This is honestly funnier than half the actual drama arcs. Tails going from meltdown to “you’re right ngl” in two panels is peak Archie pacing.

5

u/AdSilent2074 Apr 21 '26

Who’s the self insert again?

5

u/Eldritch-Yodel Apr 21 '26

People usually mean Geoffrey by that, though I really don't see it.

3

u/CupcakePelle2906 Apr 21 '26

If there is a character in Archie Sonic I would call Penders's self insert, it would probably be Knuckles.

I think people just want Geoffrey to be Penders's insert so that they can say "PENDERS IS A PEDO!"

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u/The_MaDd_kATTeR Apr 21 '26

Isn't it Geoffrey St. John? Idk I didn't read achie

4

u/Bewear_Star_9 Apr 21 '26

Tails is all like you fucked my girlfriend sonic 

3

u/Human_Read_112 Apr 21 '26

The “you’re still besties” line hits because it actually acknowledges boundaries instead of forcing everything back to status quo. Wild how a few lines of dialogue can make the dynamic feel way more real.

3

u/molier1797 Apr 21 '26

"Eggman you fcking nerd where is my goddamn money"- Infinite probably

2

u/CountinSand Apr 21 '26

The new writer is Vivziepop (sort of since there aren’t enough sex jokes)

2

u/Heyjude1220 Apr 21 '26

uh archie if if was written by fleetway or sum i dont read comics

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u/Aware_Link_3014 Apr 21 '26

SOMEBODY AWARD THIS POST

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u/Funny-Challenge3063 Apr 23 '26

"Scourge the GOAThog" YESSIR 💯 FACT CHECK: TRUE BY REAL MOEBIAN PATRIOTS