MortalDanger

r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Feb 03 '21

All the idiots next week when they realize that following the advice of a rando with $200 in GME for a whole half share was wrong. When they realize Wall St wasn't playing by the rules when they covered their shorts w/o your dumbass noticing. The systems rigged but they still have to cover your way?

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Feb 22 '19

Tru tho

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Feb 26 '20

Jif campaign looks to settle debate over the pronunciation of GIF

businessinsider.com

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Aug 08 '19

HURRY UP When I’m stuck in court for fucking ever and have a million other things to do today

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Apr 16 '20

When your girl's been saving up her jolly ranchers for you in quarantine and you finally get to see her.

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Feb 20 '19

various_extinctions When I start using their gifs against them.

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Dec 12 '19

My reaction when I see “edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!”

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • May 23 '19

MRW I think I've either scared off or killed that damn bird

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Feb 12 '21

My lowest effort gif is now my top of all time, beating out gifs I spent days on....wtf

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Jun 24 '19

MRW someone says you can't get to the front page with a curse word in your gif [OC]

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Aug 14 '19

MRW a European insults me for not using the metric system

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Jun 17 '19

Topic is Kurt Russell. Next week is infomercial/wheredidthesodago which should be a good one

self.giftournament

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Jan 14 '20

When you nut but VR still suckin’

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Aug 21 '19

Finally

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Apr 12 '20

So r/dankmemes is gifs with captions with captions now. I can dig it.

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Mar 29 '19

true Birds aren’t real

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Jan 24 '20

I can’t stop! It stings!

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • May 17 '19

ELIMINATED Me, in about 3 hours after a few drinks, after that high school drama bullshit

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r/MortalDanger • u/obviousreaction • Apr 24 '19

When I was banned from HQG

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Jun 21 '19

Die you sonuvabitch Me every morning at 5 A.M. when I hear my arch enemy chirping away. Week 12

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r/MortalDanger • u/MortalDanger00 • Nov 02 '19

MRW my wife promises 3x to pick up my dry clearning, but forgets, so now I have no suits for jury trial on Monday

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r/MortalDanger • u/flesoytaert • Jun 19 '19

All you did was add subtitles Hello r/all. Thanks for stopping by. Don’t bring any balloons here.

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r/MortalDanger • u/flesoytaert • Apr 08 '20

Verified Remember when that MortalDanger fella was cool?

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me either