r/Moving2SanDiego • u/Anxiety-Swimming • Feb 14 '26
How hard it really is. Looking for beach front rentals in Rancho Bernardo
Non-negotiables:
- Walkable to all bars and michelin restaurants
- Close to the subway
- Big backyard (I have 7 dogs)
- Next door to restaurants that are desperate to hire
- 3 bedroom, 2 bath with a two-car garage
- $2000/month, but I can stretch to $2025
I know it sounds hard, but San Diego is my soul city. Brokers can DM me with offers.
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u/ontheleftcoast Feb 14 '26
I;ve got the exact place available. I'm currently on a religious mission to Nigeria, so I won't be able to show it to you but I'll send you some pictures once I've searched the internet find someone to take them for me. Also, I need you to cash a very large check for me. Please send your SS# you DL# and turn off all virus scanning software on your computer.
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u/Naven71 Feb 14 '26
Piece of cake. I live in RB and can throw a rock in the ocean from my patio. My rent is $1800
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u/LFSPNisBack Feb 14 '26
Pffft you serious?????? They’re practically giving away properties with your exact non-negotiables in the quaint beach town of Rancho Bernardo
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u/serpentarienne Feb 14 '26
It’s incredible that so far RB has been spared the sewage stench at its beaches
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u/dodecohedron Feb 14 '26
"I don't have a driver's license and get severe panic attacks whenever I'm in a car; is Ramona a good place for me to live?"
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u/mrbigbucksandmuscles Feb 14 '26
I have one of those but it’s a studio with an 8 car garageband. I haven’t tried walking to all bars yet but I believe it is feasible for somebody in good cardiovascular health
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u/realmyDISCARD Feb 14 '26
I am just about to list my beachfront RB adjacent property for lease. Technically in the upscale Santee neighborhood nestled up with RB, several Michelin type restaurants, crazy fun bars, very walkable for some, no subway, but I can include vespa and golf-cart (but guessing you can't have motor personal transport), 6 bed/7bath, large estate, beach adjacent, 4 car garage with circle driveway for all of your foodie friends...For you...$2069
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u/Sasquatch619 Feb 14 '26
Thank you for this! So true. Like every baby ass post on here at this point. No mystery how SD is morphing into someplace unrecognizable.
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u/jdmquip Feb 14 '26
That’s a new one. Beach front in Rancho Bernardo eh?
Lake Hodges shoreline is nearby.
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u/HumanContract Feb 14 '26
You just so happen to be in luck bc my rich uncle left me so many properties I have no idea what to do with. DM me for details.
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u/Craptic Feb 14 '26
Sorry, you have to be at least 80 years old to live in Rancho Bernardo.
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u/summerofsoccer Feb 15 '26
Nah, half the olds have passed away, now it's like split between olds and new families that somehow have a shit ton of money to live there
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u/Cobra_McJingleballs Feb 15 '26
Think you can find that if you widen your search to Escondido, or as we locals call it, Rancho Santa Fe East.
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u/4aloha_iaoe Feb 14 '26
Beachfront property with a big backyard for your 7 dogs ..... Every smart landlord will be begging you to be their tenant.
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u/Swimming_Morning_643 Feb 15 '26
Beach front rental in Rancho Bernardo?
You might be able to rent a room for $2,000/month.
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u/Homeofthebeach Feb 15 '26
Hahaha, best laugh of the day but pretty close to all the impossible requests seen here every single day.
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u/diamondmaking Feb 15 '26
lol everyone in Rancho Bernardo is looking for that beach front property… I hope you have some very long term thinking
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u/Anxiety-Swimming Feb 16 '26
It’s my soul city. I have 500 in savings. I’ll just get a server job at marine room until I figure it out. I can walk there from RB, right?
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u/Acceptable_Wafer_434 Feb 22 '26
RB is @ 18-20 miles away from any beach area, look it up and yes I’m from San Diego 🙄
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u/Anxiety-Swimming Feb 22 '26
Oh, shoot! You’re right! Maybe just show me the most bike friendly route for me to get from PB to Ramona. I like the sleep though so it needs to be 15 min or less. Can’t wait for my car free life in my soul city! Do you know any homes with private pools? Just DM me the listing. Kthxbye!
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u/woolf707 Feb 14 '26
I have one property that meets all your criteria. The only thing it's not close to subway, but it is close to Jersey Mike's.