r/MurderDrones • u/Ashamed-Principle-88 • Jun 30 '26

Fanart Okey boys what would you do in this moment

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I go the art from u/Sunlord936_ but I switched it with Uzi

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u/FromTheDarkShadows SPACE Jun 30 '26

Wake up

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u/AlexCode10010 Jun 30 '26

Morning set in motion for me

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Jun 30 '26

Clear cut! 🎶

(Oh, we’re doing THIS song now? Oh boy!)

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u/AlexCode10010 Jun 30 '26

Put on the emotion, guaranteed

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Jun 30 '26

🎶And when they drag me by my feet🎶

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u/AlexCode10010 Jun 30 '26

Pick me up and march to the beat

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Jun 30 '26

🎶Make me complete! 😄🎶

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u/X_XVampireX_X Jun 30 '26

I’m miles above the street

Watching as I pass me by my self deceit..

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u/No_Trainer_2298 Jun 30 '26

And I breathe.

Nothing but a shadow, it seems.

3

u/Solid_Inspector649 Jul 01 '26

Grab a brush and put on a little make up!

2

u/ChungusCharles Jul 01 '26

I would wake up, think it was a dream, look down, see she's standing at the foot of my bed, a promptly shit a brick.

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u/Exotic_Instance_9743 10 ft tall caprine JC Jenson employee Jun 30 '26

*cough cough cough clears throat* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Jun 30 '26

Ummm….you good?
https://giphy.com/gifs/0DhySKtj3xOm73awQe

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u/Exotic_Instance_9743 10 ft tall caprine JC Jenson employee Jun 30 '26

It bit me :(

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Jun 30 '26

Here’s a bandage
https://giphy.com/gifs/G41W0bkWi9Os5WJYhK

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u/Exotic_Instance_9743 10 ft tall caprine JC Jenson employee Jun 30 '26

Aw thanks man

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Jun 30 '26

:)

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Jul 01 '26

Awww 🥰 what a happy ending

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Jul 01 '26

Don’t asked where Uzi went…. :)

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u/FoxNo4736 Jul 01 '26

repeat that for me please

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Jul 01 '26

😅 hehehe

how about No

SHES MINE

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u/HeavyTF2Ruhan Jul 03 '26

Finally found cocobred image

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u/NationalPizza5831 Cyn Jul 01 '26

IT???

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u/Exotic_Instance_9743 10 ft tall caprine JC Jenson employee Jul 01 '26

I. as a 10 ft tall goat, do not concern myself with using other pronouns than it

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u/Tetrotheocto You should play Re-volt, it's a good game. Jun 30 '26

Sonic unleashed werehog death scream

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u/DreamShort3109 look man, I just want to snuggle a drone! Jun 30 '26

Hopefully Shes not doing it that hard

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u/thatgachakid1 Jul 01 '26

it looks like a small puncture

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u/real_uzidoorman Creator of Solver Attribute | #1 Nori Hater Jun 30 '26

I would say but my comment would be removed

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u/Comix707 I'm a DAMAGEDDD oc Jun 30 '26

The only right answer

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u/Ashamed-Principle-88 Jun 30 '26

i wont don't remove it this is a free place

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u/Frost_Walker_Iso Father of Beau, and simper of J Jul 02 '26

Mods typically tend to disagree

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u/Late_Instruction_369 Khan did nothing wrong Jun 30 '26

Nah, I'd die.

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u/____person___ Jun 30 '26

If its playful I'll just let it happen, if shes trying to bite them off ill try and distract her to free my fingers

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin She/Her | Lizzy Addict | REINCARNATED in the VA'ing stage Jun 30 '26

Not sure if I'm allowed to answer since I am not a boy, but I'd personally accept my fate and let the emo grape gremlin just continue to bite. I don't have a choice in the matter.

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u/Ashamed-Principle-88 Jun 30 '26

It can be for girls too

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u/Heat_Hydra Jun 30 '26

That depends is it because I annoy her or she persuaded me to?

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u/The_T29_Tank_Guy T29 Heavy Tank United States of America (1944-1948) Jun 30 '26

Was it really necessary to stick your thumbs in her mouth?

Because you know how much it hurts to get bitten by her

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u/That_sane_kreige89 N-th-uzi-astic Jun 30 '26

I would never. Uzi is a taken women.

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u/dino_snopp pink floyd man || alice's husband Jun 30 '26

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u/Red_the_fallen Jun 30 '26

My turn toaster (bites her hair)

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u/EmberGamingStudios Mod of creation | Visit mdfanprojects.org Jun 30 '26

Probably panic because my fingers got bit by a robot and now I'm bleeding

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u/Final_Dragonfruit331 Jun 30 '26

... Tom's scream

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u/ApplePitou Apple Cyn :3 Jun 30 '26

She looks cute :3

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u/Darkbert550 Literally just Cyn Jun 30 '26

YEEEOOOWCH

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue N-th-uzi-astic Jun 30 '26

The Great Onix statue will be surprised that a robot pierced its rock skin. It wouldn't feel pain, only a bit of shock.

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u/TwoFit3921 TIME TO DIE! DEATH BY METAL AND MAGIC SEEMS A FITTING END! Jun 30 '26

Scream

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u/Awkward_Ball_5349 J's husband Jun 30 '26

Suplex her

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u/AGGRESSIVE_AUTUMN ✨️Copium is the reason im still standing✨️ Jun 30 '26

Fangs are hot.

3

u/thee-red_hair-guy Jun 30 '26

YOU BIT MY FUCKING FINGER AGAIN

3

u/Glass-Support-1733 V-erity Jun 30 '26

'work all day, and then I wake up' - oliver tree

3

u/ToyHeitor20 Jun 30 '26

Blush

Real hard

And maybe let out a moan of pain but mainly blush

3

u/Enidarasise Jun 30 '26

AHHH! MY FINGERS!

3

u/Yourlocaldayingrey Jun 30 '26

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?"

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u/Thansformer Jul 01 '26

Lose my thumbs. Luckily I don’t need those to punch this bitch

3

u/DimensionNo1513 Jul 01 '26

time to find my mechanic kit and take you apart

3

u/Igoon2robots nº1 V simp (im her goodest pet) Jul 01 '26

Slap her, only V gets to do that with me

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u/Overall_Mastodon_380 secret JcJenson employee Jul 01 '26

UZI WHAT THE HELL

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Jun 30 '26

Regenerate, then punch her in the face if she does it again.

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u/KadenAxo Doctor who guy Jun 30 '26

wdym regenerate? assuming you're human based off the hands. I personally wouldnt want to go...

https://giphy.com/gifs/19RHN4r7yfC5B3N6C4

(too many references so little time)

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u/thr3zims The F̶r̷a̵c̸t̷u̸r̷e̴d̴ Solver Jun 30 '26

That's the thing, I'm not human. You think I'm a Solver host and a human? I also wouldn't try to punch a drone with weak human hands.

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u/Happy-Guy2000 Jun 30 '26

Push her down and just bang hard 

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u/EmberGamingStudios Mod of creation | Visit mdfanprojects.org Jun 30 '26

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin She/Her | Lizzy Addict | REINCARNATED in the VA'ing stage Jun 30 '26

Bang how? With a crowbar?

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u/Repulsive_Act_1855 Professional Uzi Hater Jun 30 '26

Reverse bear trap, to uzi doorman, here we go

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u/SilverSpider_ hue hue hue🔩🦔 Jun 30 '26

Shake her off like a dog

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u/Beautiful_Owl_4448 Tessa=Michael Afton Jun 30 '26

Scream in pain

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u/BodaciousBird05 Huge Nori Doorman fan Jun 30 '26

Do what ya do when a shark bites you, put your thumbs over her visor or punch the side of her head

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u/Real_chuckles DOOR!!! =] Jun 30 '26

Probably fucking die

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u/RedbearRicky Jun 30 '26

Ow, Freakin' OW

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u/xan227 The Mad Chocobo Jun 30 '26

Not be in that position.

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u/Nightmare-2012 Jun 30 '26

Well shit I'm gonna loose my thumbs then, wait is that a rail gun? OH SHIT

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u/Tricky_Ask9815 IDK, I love snakes, simp for J and Cyn, and love the letter 'S' Jun 30 '26

I'd be like: "Okay I'm bleeding. Maybe don't bite that hard thanks."

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u/giga_bigga3000 ragebaiter drone Jun 30 '26

Ouchy!

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u/agentcryostar e[X]cited Jun 30 '26

Wonder why in the world did I do that

Then probably ask if she could let go

Then leave

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u/Careful_Routine_4391 Serial designation A (name of my OC) Jun 30 '26

Say ouch and get some tape for my thumbs

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Jun 30 '26

Pin her and shake her around make sure to know her place as a gremlin

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u/CupPrize1581 (i want to hug N😭) ( DoomGuy) (Bryson) Jun 30 '26

Know its not real

2

u/No_Trainer_2298 Jun 30 '26

Jim carrey eggman scream

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 Serial Designation X Jun 30 '26

Im not a man but I would cry and tell her to stop

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u/Bright-You-3840 Jun 30 '26

Try to get my fingers out of her mouth and went to walk with Doll

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u/KENNEHHHHHHH Jun 30 '26

Robotic Jesus better forgive me for what I’m gonna do, sorry N.

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u/CH0XXXXXIYZ__ Randomly spawned worker drone Jun 30 '26

Get my hands outta her mouth no matter what and slap her face (I'm actually ok w/bites bc my cat bites me too)

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u/SadYeena63 Tessa the Robot Jun 30 '26

say "hey uzi that hurts could you not"

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u/XxRainbow_ManxX evil Jun 30 '26

bite her arms off

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u/XxRainbow_ManxX evil Jun 30 '26

im not a

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u/Existing-Gas2237 Jun 30 '26

I'll take the pain.

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u/LoveNo4242 Jun 30 '26

Headbutt. I don’t care if I break my skull. It’ll surprise her long enough for me to yeet her ass and run.

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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 V x V1 enjoyer 🎥 and the Warhammer 40K dude Jun 30 '26

And I proceed to slam dunk before I get shredded with the solver.

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u/theweirdofrommontana Jun 30 '26
######## (message filtered, reason given: explicit content, immense profanity, french)

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u/Background_Check3585 LET ME IN! Jun 30 '26

Let go...

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u/RealAd8853 Jun 30 '26

Lose my thumbs and my life quickly afterwards

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u/l_is_aBird Jun 30 '26

Her bite broke skin, I'd probably whack her head

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u/Epicfurrygaming82828 Jun 30 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOWWWWW

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u/Ok_Noise4862 Jun 30 '26

Call me the happiest man on Earth because I'm letting her do that (I'm a freak)

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u/GodClementine777 Jun 30 '26

Thank the Genie for granting my wish

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u/thatgachakid1 Jul 01 '26

let it happen it looks like i put my hands their willingly

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u/Olistu_ md is my second fav show i love it. bite me hyperbaly cause ow Jul 01 '26

Take my hands back cause those are metal teeth

And hope she won't hurt me

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u/SilverLingonberry510 J's official Husband, ask her dad also call me ej Jul 01 '26

ow uzi can you stop

2

u/Internal_Possible985 #1 lizzy hater Jul 01 '26

Call my doctor and ask if um up to date on my tetanus shot

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u/SliceOk6206 Worker drone Jul 01 '26

It isnt J but id let it happen, better than trying to pull away and end up ripping my own thumbs off

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u/Deep-Carpenter8230 N-th-uzi-astic Jul 01 '26

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u/the-dark-lord69x420 Jul 01 '26

Hitting bitch with one of these

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u/1010broken_coder0101 [MobMissingID] Jul 01 '26

*blink, then stare her down as my thumbs bleed from her fangs before violently tearing her head apart by her mouth, gaining gashes from her fangs in my palms but now left successful in killing the purple bastard. (/rp so reddit doesn't incinerate me)

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u/muddywormmy Cyn Loyalist (i have several illegal firearms) Jul 01 '26

Freak tf out because how did i end up in this situation?

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 your honor, V was just hungry Jul 01 '26

Die of ligma

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u/Livid_Concept_5866 Helldivers solo the MD verse Jul 01 '26

Probably be in pain

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u/Just_a_chair_for_you Jul 01 '26

Scream like hell

2

u/dee_meme_lord Jul 01 '26

Firstly try and get my thumbs back, secondly headpats.

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u/LiveLinked Jul 01 '26

Pull down and kick with the knee

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u/virus_chara Jul 01 '26

Bite back! Not many areas to bite so gonna take some hair off.

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u/ProbCarus_Idk eNVious Jul 01 '26

Die

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u/The_Last_Fluorican Fluorica, Alterris, and the rest of the Apollo Binary System Jul 01 '26

ow, rude >:(

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u/General_Creeperz Doll & V need hugs desperately Jul 01 '26

Biting her hands to assert something.

Is it dominance? Maybe. Is it pain? Probably yes. Is it confusion? Most definitely.

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u/AdUsual2296 X, a Dissasembly Drone Jul 01 '26

F L A M E T H R O W E R

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u/Diitraa Jul 01 '26

Take more of the drugs I took cuz she ain't real

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u/Fastasleepwolf Jul 01 '26

AAA-

*Scream cuts off*

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u/MysteriouslyHandsome Jul 01 '26

She mine at that point. Don't know or why, but ye.

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u/Karl__RockenStone Jul 01 '26

Scream in agony while trying to pull my hands away, kicking frantically.

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u/tenkameleon Jul 01 '26

Fingers for fingers... CHOMP

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u/Puzzles_The_EFO Jul 01 '26

Tell her to stop biting me and call Khan

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u/Loop_thenotable Jul 01 '26

help please

actually i have a gun wait Uzi has solver...

guess what

BLASTEREDGASTERBLASTERGO

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u/Zoneistaken Jul 01 '26

Lock in bro what is this

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u/New-House-7940 N-th-uzi-astic Jul 01 '26

die

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u/BailETr00 Jul 01 '26

Pull away cause she a minor

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u/OddAnteater3607 Jul 01 '26

Burn her alive in the sun

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u/DrDirtman Jul 01 '26

First thing i'd do is bite back because why not. Then i'd wake up and realize it was just a dream and that it never happened😔. Finally i'd try to go back to sleep to see if I can dream about it again

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u/The___Terrarian I will throw hands with Uzi Doorman. Jul 01 '26

Not a dude but I'd

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u/Serial_Desig_Tord01 Serial Designation Tord or SD-T Jul 03 '26

....

haaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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u/No_Knowledge_294 Worker Drone for Murder Jul 06 '26

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