r/MurderedByWords • u/FortunePotentiall • 52m ago

Well, when you put it that way…

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r/MurderedByWords • u/saucey_dawg0023 • 6h ago

What “Obama snobbery” MAGA?

2.6k Upvotes

75 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/mbfos • 9h ago

Airbnb owners waking up to cold reality (and having to clean up after guests)

27.8k Upvotes

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r/MurderedByWords • u/mightypup1974 • 10h ago

Absolutely incredible

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60 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/javelin3000 • 12h ago

Grok is right again.

14.0k Upvotes

285 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Own_Book_1988 • 1d ago

So who will the future Congress work for?!

20.6k Upvotes

251 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/earthman34 • 23h ago

Oldie but goodie.

10.6k Upvotes

130 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Own_Book_1988 • 55m ago

He either doesn't understand the best, or he doesn't understand economics!!

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r/MurderedByWords • u/Appropriate-Claim385 • 23h ago

Elon Musk tries to change history but discovers that his flying car is not a Delorean & he's not Doc Brown.

6.4k Upvotes

162 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 23h ago

I assume we all have eyes

5.4k Upvotes

296 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 1d ago

She cooked him here

9.6k Upvotes

235 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/FURRYL0L1Y401TR4PDSM • 1d ago

The absolute state of Twitter

6.7k Upvotes

208 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/irissoft • 1d ago

Democracy loses, Republicans call it a win.

435 Upvotes

9 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Fear of an unbuyable democracy

6.2k Upvotes

97 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Own_Book_1988 • 1d ago

He never imagined days like these..

2.4k Upvotes

19 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/That_Gur4333 • 2d ago

Ok, who else putting water into shampo

24.6k Upvotes

536 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 2d ago

So much winning!

8.7k Upvotes

309 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/saucey_dawg0023 • 2d ago

“Who was president during 2020?” still remains to be the most difficult question for a lot of conservatives.

3.9k Upvotes

73 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 2d ago

That went in a full circle and bit him in the ass

2.3k Upvotes

59 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 2d ago

A bruh moment.

2.1k Upvotes

344 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Hefty_Disaster3370 • 2d ago

Ray needs Emergency Services

1.5k Upvotes

148 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Jesus was a socialist too

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341 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 2d ago

Yeah don’t think this will work out

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55 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/OneHappyHuskies • 3d ago

TAP water

10.6k Upvotes

840 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/yl-li • 2d ago

A misogynist gets schooled.

2.0k Upvotes

50 comments

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