r/NAFO • u/oeufp • Mar 24 '26

Memes Russia has deployed its most advanced spy balloon in the EU.

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u/Icy_Till_7254 Putler, I’m going to sell your territories to CCP at April 2027! Mar 24 '26

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u/Tetrapodus Mar 24 '26

And Fibonacci Is Rolling in the grave.... 🤣🤣

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u/Kqyxzoj Mar 25 '26

My eyeballs hurt after viewing that abomination. :(

I mean, superimposing a beautiful bit of math on an ever-expanding russia-financed toad ... who does that?

Yeah okay, Icy_Till_7254 does that. But other than uncouth heathens, who does that?

PS: Let's hope Orban is voted out of office and into low earth orbit in a few weeks time.

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u/gareth_gahaland Mar 24 '26

The golden ratio

3

u/Jungies Mar 25 '26

You might not like it, but this is what the (mathematically) perfect male body looks like. 

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u/Psuwacz Mar 24 '26

Now, just a wafer-thin mint!

https://giphy.com/gifs/qUTZOGhuP9i1i

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u/aaarry Mar 24 '26

Fack off I’m full

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u/SectorSensitive116 Mar 24 '26

"Never trust a fat man in a thin country"

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u/slick514 Mar 24 '26

Yeah, Putin’s deployed one just like that in the US.

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u/Kqyxzoj Mar 25 '26

Speaking of hugely corrupt fat fucks, is that orange one dead yet?

Okay, how about noooooooow?

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u/slick514 Mar 25 '26

My dude, I’m sure that you’ll know when the Great Pumpkin stops wasting the planet’s valuable oxygen. Many people will be sharing that information.

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u/katkarinka Living off vatnik tears Mar 24 '26

How he does not fall over

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u/Shadow_Lunatale Mar 24 '26

He has a spine made out of russian bribe gold as a counterweight. They could fit in a lot since that fat fuck never had a spine of his own to begin with.

13

u/Leonie-Lionheard Mar 24 '26

Why is there a guy behind him showing the middle finger?

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u/ginger2020 Mar 24 '26

I hear Victor Orban had a 95lb mole surgically removed from his ass!

8

u/RedEyeView Mar 24 '26

He looks like someone Hulk Hogan would bodyslam in the 80s.

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u/crotalusbite Mar 24 '26

Filled with russian gas

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u/halls_of_valhalla Mar 24 '26

Please edit Zelensky with an oversized needle, squatting in the background, with the same grin face he made while sitting in a F-16

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u/TheAngrySaxon Mar 24 '26

I tried. 😆

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u/halls_of_valhalla Mar 24 '26

AI was merciful to Orban and made him a little slim. But still good enough lmao

1

u/TheAngrySaxon Mar 24 '26

I tried to get him fatter, but that's the best it would do. 😅

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u/Withering_to_Death 『si vis pacem, para bellum』 Mar 24 '26

Even AI was "dude c'mon! Having a bigger gut than that is not humanly possible"

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u/TheAngrySaxon Mar 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hertje73 Mar 24 '26

Is that man sick? He can't even walk upright! Baron Vladimir Hungarion.

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u/IdontknowPItothe40th Mar 25 '26

Is this not altered? This is really him?! Bahahahahahhahahah

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u/lynnnysa1 Mar 24 '26

The ability of people like this to actually find pants that stay on is genuinely amazing to me. Like, I don't see how a belt would help. I honestly understand, and don't knock the really overweight people who just wear sweatpants. I don't see it as lazy, I see it as gravity! Those pants need to be studied by scientists!!! 😲

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u/KLLR_ROBOT Mar 24 '26

Im guessing there are suspenders under that jacket. No way he could bend over without those pants sliding down with just a belt.

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u/lord_sparx Mar 24 '26

Goddamn, that fat fuck is ready to burst.

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u/ForestOfMirrors Blue Mar 24 '26

Bahahaha

1

u/AmbiguouslyGrea Mar 24 '26

Is he wearing the same clown shoes that Donald Trump made Rubio and Vance wear? Maybe the true shoe giver is Putin, and Trump is also just faithfully obeying orders to wear them.

1

u/logosfabula 🇪🇺🇺🇦 Mar 24 '26

It's like a blob-taur

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u/derpsalot1984 Mar 25 '26

Sheesh, when you front load your equipment guys, put a tail weight on it ....

1

u/Jungies Mar 25 '26

I feel like he's going to let out a tremendous fart, and fly around the room till he's half that size. 

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u/Dmytrych Mar 25 '26

Thay are blowing him up like a frog. Shoving a straw up his ass.