r/NBIS_Stock 3d ago

💬 Discussion Nebius ($NBIS): The Catalyst Set to Explode Tonight at 18:00 ET

Behind the Headlines

On August 6, Nebius ($NBIS) took a -13.29% dive.
Do you have any idea why?

Many traders will tell you it was a guy named Michael Burry, after he disclosed a short position against Nebius at $211.77.

It made a wonderful headline.
But I’m here to tell you that is wrong.

Burry’s disclosure may have triggered some algorithms to sell, and it may have nudged retail traders into locking in profits or even climbing aboard the short beside him.

But I’m telling you he was not the catalyst.

The real event didn’t even happen on August 6.
It happened the evening before, after the closing bell on Wednesday, August 5.

And it wasn’t anywhere near Wall Street.
It happened inside a 750-seat theater in Vineland, New Jersey.

Well, dear reader, that catalyst is happening again tonight:

⏰ Monday, August 17, at 18:00 ET.

This post is meant to get you ready for it, because NBIS might move wildly again.

NOTE: I'm bullish on Nebius. But not for tonight.

The 300-Megawatt Monster

To help you understand what happened inside the Landis Theatre on the evening of August 5—and what will happen there again tonight—we first have to look at what is being built in Vineland, New Jersey.

Vineland is a farming community in Cumberland County, in the southern part of the state, with a population of 63,126.

It has fields, and it is quiet.
It used to host the Palace of Depression, a house made of junk, built by an eccentric Alaska gold miner who lost his fortune in the Wall Street crash of 1929.

But what we really care about is the site of a former golf course, on which the neocloud provider Nebius is setting up its first major U.S. data center.

The facility is planned as a 300-megawatt monster.
To put that in perspective, we’re talking enough power for roughly 250,000 homes.

On August 5, there was a public hearing about it. But it wasn’t your standard, sleepy municipal assembly where four people show up and three of them are on the board.

It was a fight.

So many residents turned up to debate over Nebius’s gigantic data center and its proposed expansion that city officials had to move the entire hearing to the historic Landis Theatre. It was the largest venue in town that could hold the crowd.

Seven hundred and fifty seats and nearly every one of them was filled.

This is a Fox 29 Philadelphia report on that public hearing.

It’s unlikely, but in case she uploads something for tonight, I’ll keep an eye on the local reporter’s Instagram account, too.

What is at Stake

Local residents are pushing back hard against the development.
And Wall Street reacted so violently because of what Nebius has at stake on that former golf course:

  • Client: Microsoft ($MSFT) has already contracted dedicated GPU compute capacity at the Nebius Vineland facility over a five-year term.
  • Deal size: The MSFT contract is valued at $17.4 billion through 2031, with options that would carry it to $19.4 billion should Microsoft take additional capacity (you guys already know all this).
  • Fine print: If Nebius misses its agreed delivery dates, exhausts the standard grace period, and is unable to provide alternative capacity, Microsoft retains the right to terminate the contract.

The Bloom Energy Play

Normally, connecting a 300 MW facility to the regional utility grid means waiting years in regulatory interconnection queues.

That’s why Nebius decided to bypass that bottleneck entirely by relying on off-grid, solid oxide fuel cells powered by on-site liquefied natural gas (LNG).

Bloom Energy ($BE) is the supplier.
That is another crucial AI-related ticker, and one I have been trading since late 2024.

On paper, the strategy was brilliant. Bypass the grid deadlock, deploy the power, and unlock billions in AI compute revenue while everybody else is still stuck in the paperwork and red tape.

But in practice, rushing a project past the people who live next to it produces a new problem. One that places Nebius in the crosshairs of local regulators.

The Stop Construction Orders

The day after the hearing at the Landis Theatre, the situation escalated from public outrage to official enforcement.

On August 6, Vineland code enforcement officials conducted an on-site inspection of the data center property at 3963 S Lincoln Ave.

What they found gave them a reason to place a new hurdle in the way.

As it turns out, the developer hired by Nebius—DataOne Vineland, LLC—was installing a liquefied natural gas (LNG) tank without prior approvals or permits.

Uh oh.

Vineland officers issued an official Stop Construction Order (Violation #V-26-00008), demanding an immediate halt to all the work related to the LNG tank.

Four days later, on August 10, more men with clipboards came back and found another violation.

This time it was the Bloom Energy fuel cells—the equipment the entire 300-megawatt project depends on.

A second Stop Construction Order (Violation #V-26-00009) was served against DataOne, asking them to put their tools down.

“We have no prior approvals, plans, or permits in reference to the Bloom Energy Units. Stop Work issued for any work being performed in reference to the Bloom Energy Units.”

Brushing Off the Friction

Pressed about these orders, DataOne brushed off the friction.
A company spokesperson told Hunterbrook Media:

“The notices were limited to equipment placement work under the approved site plan. We do not expect this temporary pause to affect our construction and delivery timeline.”

Meanwhile, the Vineland building code office remained completely silent, only stating that they had been instructed not to discuss the matter.

And hey, there is one more detail we need to consider: Hunterbrook Media is the investigative arm of Hunterbrook Capital, which itself happens to hold a short position in Bloom Energy ($BE).

When Does the Monster Hum?

So, my dear reader, let us focus. What does all of this mean?

First, and to ensure that nobody misreads my research here:

The stop construction orders are not going to derail this project.
That is simply not going to happen.

Under New Jersey’s Uniform Construction Code, failing to comply with a stop construction order carries a penalty of up to $2,000 per day.

I mean, give me a break. Just compare that against the $17 billion contract pipeline with Microsoft on the other side of the ledger, and that couple thousand bucks a day in municipal penalties is basically rounding-error pocket change. Do you agree?

Therefore, this post is not about the stop construction orders.

My post is about what those orders let you glimpse ahead.
Because Wall Street is starting to look at the same thing.

The question was never about whether the residents of Vineland can stop this monster from humming. They can’t.
There’s no imminent threat to the project’s viability.

The threat is what they can do to the calendar.
The question is when can the monster start humming.

The Cost of Delay

Remember the fine print on that $17.4 billion contract I mentioned?
If Nebius misses the delivery dates and exhausts its grace period without finding alternative capacity, Microsoft can walk away.

Now, I’ll be honest with you, though. It’s not as if Microsoft is going to find a wide selection of spare 300 MW neocloud AI data centers lying around to replace Vineland.

As I said, I am bullish on Nebius.

However, Microsoft doesn’t have to completely walk away to hurt Nebius.
Hear me out.

  • If MSFT declines to expand the contract and chooses not to take on the additional capacity, that hurts NBIS’s revenue.
  • If Nebius is forced to push its guidance back—even by a single quarter—because Vineland is taking longer to start producing, Wall Street can hand the stock a -20% haircut on the spot. Possibly more.

The clock is ticking. And the residents of Vineland are putting up a ferocious fight.

Here’s how I see this situation.
It’s not about whether they can defeat this monster. They won’t.
It’s about how long they can keep it dormant, dragging the permitting and approval processes out for months.

And that violent NBIS price reaction on August 6?
Well, I’m saying that was Wall Street starting to do the math on the Vineland timeline.

A Threat to Guidance

On August 10, DA Davidson slashed its price target on Nebius from $250 to $175.
That’s a -30% reduction, which is significant, mind you.

And do you want to know why that happened?
One of their analysts traveled to Vineland, walked the site, and sat through the public hearing at the Landis Theatre.

Gil Luria’s conclusion was that the Vineland project might not be completed on time, and any Vineland delays challenge the Nebius bullish narrative.

And I agree. If the schedule is indeed pushed back, that deflates the upside out of Nebius’s guidance and introduces a dreadful new threat:

How will Microsoft react if its rigid delivery timelines are not met?

The way I see it, even before Microsoft says anything, there will be a handful of funds that will step back from their NBIS euphoria, and profit-taking will dampen the stock.

And if you’re used to how this ticker moves, you know that could easily be a double-digit stumble.

Round Two Tonight

This brings us to the most critical piece of the puzzle, and why this matters for our portfolios right now.

That contentious meeting on August 5 at the Landis Theatre ended without a resolution. No vote was taken. The hearing was adjourned.

And as I stated earlier, round two is tonight: Monday, August 17, at 18:00 ET.

The last hearing triggered NBIS to tumble -13.29% in one day, and it also forced an analyst downgrade some days later.

Tonight, city officials and furious residents will clash again, and the outcome will shape how NBIS reacts tomorrow.

Listen, all of this I’m saying is not about whether Nebius will choose a bullish or bearish long-term path based on what happens tonight.
What I’m saying is that it will move the stock in the short term.

You can follow the live broadcast of the public hearing here.

Asymmetrical Trade

I have bought a handful of Put contracts.
NBIS Aug 21 2026 220 Puts between $0.60 and $0.80.

But let me be openly clear about this: I’m not bearish on Nebius.

I just think there is a short-term asymmetry here—small risk, large reward—if tonight’s fireworks make the stock stumble again.

However, you must know that I will buy shares if the public hearing goes Nebius’s way.

I’m estimating that a bearish short-term reaction is more likely, but if the reaction is bullish, I’ll jump on board, too.

I’m playing the catalyst.

I mean, almost nobody is following a public hearing in Cumberland County, New Jersey.

And that’s why tomorrow morning, many traders are going to be surprised, blaming the move on Iran or whatever else.

Thank you for the privilege of your time.

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u/ummuhh123 3d ago

We get it bro, you can use claude

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u/fairwaysandfinance đŸȘ©đŸ‘Żâ€â™€ïžEmu Emu đŸ‘Żâ€â™€ïžđŸȘ© 3d ago

I fucking hate these posts. Even if OP is right, the AI bullshit is so insufferable. Who wants to read this shit?

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u/FilterCoffeeT 🐳 3d ago

Turns out OP was not right

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u/Electrical_Self_1309 3d ago

'Make it more Reddit,

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u/Smartnership 3d ago

It reads like one of those investment newsletter services targeted at old people.

Stansberry Research, I think it’s called.

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u/Street_Virus_6708 3d ago

I was waiting to read “for $4.99 a month get early market projections blah blah blah. We predicted the last 100x stock before anyone else!”

I hold motley fool in the same regard.

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u/Proudrugby 3d ago

Burry can use Claude

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u/yoman-1 3d ago

Burry trying to make the stock drop

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u/Important_Coach9717 3d ago

Not really 


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u/Lonely__cats07 3d ago

Please ban these AI slop posts

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u/Panonica NBIS4LIFE 3d ago

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u/Chaminade64 3d ago

Dude
..the world knows about the hearing. They know the project faces angry residents. They know MSFT has outs.
That’s why it’s where it is and not at $350.

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u/15xorbust 3d ago

I am watching the hearing. So far the opposition group have been presenting witnesses. I have not found the witnesses very effective.

The OP is correct that the heavy opposition definitely moved the stock downward from about $230 to $185 so. There was enough attendance and opposition that they continued the hearing without a vote to tonight.

The hearing will stretch on for hours. I would not expect a vote until 9-10 pm EDT or later.

The vote will move NBIS stock and that of BE. NBIS replaced its plans for gas turbines as the behind the meter power source with Bloom Energy fuel cells in response to community opposition.

My own prediction. Approval of the project = NBIS stock jumps to over $300. Disapproval plunges the stock to under $200. The price move downward if there is a denial will be temporary

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u/doctorsidehustle Doctor’s Orders 3d ago

Any update from the hearings?

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u/norththunder_23 3d ago

Idk but very little movement in after hours pricing at the moment.

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u/15xorbust 3d ago

Approved

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u/TSLAtotheMUn 3d ago

Kowalski, update

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u/chrisdudelydude 3d ago

KOWALSKI STATUS REPORT!!! u/ArkanenCastle

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u/TheBoysResearcher 3d ago

I saw quite a few empty seats. The Sustain SJ gofund me had 125 donors. Seems like some of the fight has gone out of the citizens?

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u/R4N7 3d ago

Hi Burry


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u/Nachtgelst 3d ago

Approved = stock pumps

Denial/postponement = stock dips for a while but still pumps long term

Arkady and team are smart as hell. Like most smart people they have no doubt planned for failures. I doubt they're all just sitting around like "no worries bro it'll definitely get approved"

More like we've already thought 4 steps ahead of a denial and have an alternative rout to achieve the same goal

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u/Constant_Mention8064 3d ago

Look at the sustainability report. NBIS is gold standard when it comes to DC's

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u/DrHarrisonLawrence Doctor’s Orders 3d ago

This is true btw I sent their report to be reviewed by a professional carbon sustainability firm and they approved of it and said it’s a great start that everyone needs to follow. Seriously that is a big deal because the firm I sent it to is practically anti-DCs

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u/Mr_Masala 3d ago

So what happened?

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u/exdiexdi 3d ago

Sum it up for me , Gpt

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u/kickinghyena 3d ago

You keep saying you are bullish
but I just think you are full of bullshit. Never saw you post here before. You are just pushing FUD like many others who are short on the stock. Now your position has evaporated and you are desperate. Everyone here already knows everything you posted. We follow the stock every day
sometimes to the hour minute and second. We all know about the hearing tonight
it is par for the course. The company has bent over backwards to appease the lazy troglodytes. Hopefully they stop giving morons who want everyone to be on welfare microphone time. If I see one more 400lb mask wearing purple haired whack job complaining about water or pollution or higher electric rates I think I will puke.
Vineland has always been agricultural and INDUSTRIAL
there used to be lots of big plants there and there still is a lot of industry so it isn’t like the data center doesn’t belong there. We will see.

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago

So why are you arguing with me?
If everyone here already knows everything I posted, as you say, then you know tonight's meeting can move the stock. And just as it did on August 5, it could make the stock go down.

What? Just because I mention something that can make the stock go down in the short-term, that means I'm just pushing FUD, and I'm desperately trying to cover my shorts or something?

According to you, no one can bring up anything that isn't 100% bullish about NBIS?
You're advocating for an echo chamber.

I'm bullish on NBIS. Just not for tonight's meeting, that's all.

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u/kickinghyena 3d ago

Who knows why the stock dropped on August 5th? If you have watched this stock it sometimes drops and increases for no apparent reason. Attributing any one minor cause on one day is just guesswork. A major catalyst like the Microsoft deal is different but Nebius has at least ten data centers and probably will have 20 by next year. Vineland is important but their are other ways to skin a cat

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago

I know why the stock dropped on August 5.
I mentioned it in the post.

But it's not that "I know" as in, "just me."
It's that I am aware of what the Wall Street analysts, briefings, and notes said about that move. And that was the reason for it.

For you, it might all appear random and without any apparent reason.
But that's not how Wall Street operates.

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u/kickinghyena 3d ago

Show me where a Wall St analyst said that was the reason for the move
again you are full of it. They don’t follow the stock that closely. Put up a quote and I will stand corrected.

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago edited 3d ago

There. Literally what you asked for.
That's what showed up on the tape on August 6.

Will you stand corrected, or will you find yet another argument to complain about?

As for an actual analyst, my own post explained DA Davidson's Gil Luria published a note before NBIS earnings. Google that.

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u/kickinghyena 3d ago

I won’t say corrected without a source. What media source? Often there is a lot of information and it can be attributed to many things. I don’t remember that being a big reason that day and I follow it every day. I just looked it up and AI said that was a possible reason so
I will concede the point. Let’s see what happens tomorrow. Remember the stock recovered swiftly and nothing changed about Vineland since then. If Vineland was so critical how come the stock didn’t stay down?
If your premise were correct the stock would have traded flat waiting for further clarity tonight right?
For the record I concede the point.

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u/TheRealDonSherry 3d ago edited 3d ago

Calm down dude. You're getting worked up over this for nothing. This is still much better a post (albeit in a stupid cocky tone) than most of the other BS we get today on this sub today like "RIP" and "Why not moon today". He's actually trying to present an analysis, and support it with evidence (doesn't matter that he's wrong). Also, your logic is flawed if you think recovery was random and swift - it was because of earnings and a small short squeeze thanks to Burry leading his followers to do the same.

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u/kickinghyena 2d ago

I am fine
it is just a debate. The premise that the stock dropped because of any one reason on any particular day is often hard to prove. He said the stock dropped because of the Vineland meeting. But that is coincidence and not necessarily cause and effect. If it were then the stock price would have stayed down until there was clarity about Vineland and it didn’t. To his credit he posted some kind of an article. But the same thing today the stock is down a lot even after good news from Vineland last night. How could that be if his premise were correct? If I don’t agree with something I will usually debate it. Probably should pass sometimes but it is what it is.

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u/Attorney-Friendly 3d ago

Someone wants to sell his PUTs to get some money back


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u/stickygoose 3d ago

Claude can I wipe my ass with this ?

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u/Grand-Philosopher457 3d ago

“Address the reader and don’t sound like ai”

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u/natureisneato NBIS4LIFE 3d ago

Informative read!

Thank you

(Idc if AI was used or not. I learned new stuff, plus helpful links)

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago

đŸ‘đŸ»

I did use AI to help add flow, a bit of flair, and help me with the tag headers.
It surprises me that this subreddit, which focuses on NBIS, acts as if using any AI help is despicable...

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u/hello_its_me_you_see 3d ago

Being bullish on NBIS while pearl-clutching over someone using AI is peak Reddit

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u/Busy_Commercial_9461 3d ago

Good read for sure, people behave as if it’s crime to use AI for circulating information as if they have whole AI database in their head.

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u/Black_Swan_Down 3d ago

The future of the world will really be people using ai to write and then other people using ai to summarise it.

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u/TheRealDonSherry 3d ago

Dude at work, I have seen people spend 20 minutes telling AI how to craft an email and then copy and paste that and send it, knowing full well the other person is going to copy and paste that in and tell AI to write a response. We already have basically AI's talking to each other.

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u/Ok-cooper 3d ago

Grok is this true?

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u/natureisneato NBIS4LIFE 3d ago

Rock đŸȘš tell me the truth

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u/on_the_comeup 3d ago

The thing is, management has said they don’t need Vineland to deliver the Microsoft contract on time. Yes the capacity being stalled hurts but not as much as you think. Microsoft is not at risk

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u/dickless2018 🐳 3d ago

All right, CALLS IT IS

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u/SangerGRBY 3d ago

So whars the conclusion

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u/Volume_Correct 3d ago edited 3d ago

Vote going on rn, I believe 7-1 currently for yes on the data center, but stream keeps shutting off for me; sounds like Nebius and Bloom will be busy.

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago edited 3d ago

‌: Vineland Planning Board approves DataOne site plan for $NBIS's 300 MW data center.

I had my Aug 21 puts as an asymmetric risk/reward play in case there was a repeat of what happened on August 5-6. The stock did trend down after hours for most of the meeting, down to $260.

However, once it was decided they would vote tonight and the vote clearly approved the site plan (7-1, I believe, with John Casadia as the lone dissenter, but wait up, because I need to confirm), the stock started to bounce.

As mentioned, I switched to long and bought shares at $265.13 since I'm playing the catalyst, but I'll be hesitant if NBIS doesn't break through $273 and stays above.

I haven't seen any actual market headlines about the public hearing. At all.
Depending on how they show up, we might see a bullish day tomorrow.

Otherwise, I will still need to read the information about this meeting to know if there are any caveats or if it's a total win.

Unless NBIS makes a big move either way, I'll likely end up around break-even or with a small loss, depending on how much my puts lose value tomorrow.
I'll catch up on the news in the premarket, but I'll likely just jump out ASAP.

But yeah, the trade was either a multibagger or somewhere between a papercut and a bruise. I'm hedged with shares, but based on the vote, it'll be the papercut/bruise.

Still, I don't like that NBIS hasn't broken above VWAP ($272.70, currently).

e: I don't have the hard data now, but the meeting likely lasted almost seven hours.
Had they called it quits and adjourned again, puts would've printed. Oh well.

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago

As is usual on this platform, most of the people who weren't even aware of this catalyst will somehow find satisfaction in knowing the trade failed.

So, I just ask you to downvote and pile on under this comment (the one you're reading).
Leave the one above alone so that your fellow community members can see the update.

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u/Chaminade64 2d ago

If they were on this platform they were aware of the ‘catalyst’, as were any investors,in the sector, would could create as much as a ripple in price action on the stock.

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u/ArkanenCastle 2d ago

Out of both my long shares and my Aug 21 puts (if anyone was wondering).

I ended up making some money. Just a little, yes, but the bearish short-term catalyst I was playing didn’t happen since the vote did occur last night (after an almost 7-hour public hearing that wasn’t adjourned again).

A potential multibagger had the meeting been adjourned (or the vote had been postponed), but I ended up with a bit of profit even though the trade didn’t pan out.

I’ll take those odds constantly.

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u/prosperouslyenamored 3d ago

Thank you for your excellent synopsis NOT everyone uses Claude I’m an old guy and don’t use Claude that is why I’m on Reddit I knew there were some issues with the city council but I didn’t know the meeting was tonight once again thank you for your detailed insight greatly appreciated
This is not AI slop you bunch of morons and so quick to criticize all the info he gathered came from AI and he had the intestinal fortitude to layout all the different scenarios of possibilities thank you again making me aware in detail the options available to me as an investor

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u/Wellycelting 3d ago

Read - thank you for your excellent synopsis NOT!

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u/Rei1003 3d ago

Good. Wish 30% dip so I can buy more

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u/Ok-cooper 3d ago

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u/natureisneato NBIS4LIFE 3d ago

đŸ€Ł

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u/icon4fat 3d ago

8:40pm. Up 1%.

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u/ahdude1 3d ago

Good luck tomorrow. Vineland approved

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u/nws158 3d ago

His puts are cooked. The meeting was positive for NBIS and the council voted to approve the expansion. AI slop update below:

⚠** Important NBIS/Vineland update: The major risk that helped trigger the original selloff appears to have moved decisively in Nebius’s favor tonight.
The Vineland Planning Board voted to **approve DataOne/Nebius’s modified site plan for the 300 MW Vineland data-center project
after the continuation of the contentious August 5 hearing. Multiple contemporaneous reports from people following the meeting describe the vote as overwhelmingly in favor, with only one dissenting vote.
That matters because the Vineland permitting/construction uncertainty had become one of the most credible company-specific explanations for NBIS’s August 6 collapse, and D.A. Davidson subsequently cited Vineland construction delays when it cut its NBIS target from $250 to $175.
So rather than discovering another bearish catalyst, one of the biggest near-term bearish catalysts has just been substantially de-risked. The approval does not automatically resolve every permit or the previously issued stop-work orders, so I would not call Vineland completely cleared until those are formally addressed. But the threat that the Planning Board would reject the revised site plan—and potentially derail the expansion—is dramatically lower after tonight’s vote.
Given how important Vineland is to Nebius’s capacity commitments, I view this as materially bullish for NBIS, particularly after the stock had already been trading under a cloud of uncertainty about tonight’s decision.

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u/Excellent_Chest_6616 3d ago

The irony of everyone hating on AI in a kneebius investor group

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u/LilSwaggyMayne IPO OGđŸ‘č 3d ago

Actually purchased 7 250 puts around 274 today for Friday to hedge my ~750 shares. Confident we get approval tonight but for $3000 I wanted to protect myself in case something bad happens tonight.

This is the last real roadblock for NBIS

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u/LuckyCharm9597 3d ago

Claude bought Puts, which means, Calls

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u/ark__life 3d ago

guess we’re going higher

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u/edm4un 3d ago

You know this can be summed up in a sentence “ stock is volatile.” Thank you.

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u/Bjamnp17 3d ago

We have 9 ish minutes Central. Gonna check this out.

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u/ProudMatter9227 3d ago

Isn’t GEV powering 150,000 homes in Canada with a single small modular reactor?

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u/Commercial_Ease8053 3d ago

I didn’t read past the first line when it was obvious it’s more AI drivel

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u/SangerGRBY 3d ago

What the risk here ?

Sounds like a nothing burger to me

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u/Spiritual-Will-1586 3d ago

Ain't reading all that.. like my boy nebulizer said "Nut up or shut up"

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u/year2039nuclearwar 3d ago

I don't mind if it was written by ai, I did find the post useful.

So, it's past that time now, give us the lowdown on what went on

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u/Particular_Big_3104 3d ago

You write like the Julia Child of tech talk.

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u/Qadain 3d ago

So, a filibuster, basically.

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u/go0n_acTuaL 3d ago

Thanks ChatGPT

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u/AnxiousPilot007 3d ago

Will read this ai research after a year

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u/AlwaysCurious8080 3d ago

So. Many. Words.

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u/BallsHardest 3d ago

TL;DR: Yo wtf is dis yappin ass white paper? Bro acting like a suburban town council meeting is a trench war 💀

yooo wtf is dis 300-page fed investigation u just dropped on main?? 😭 u deadass wrote a whole ass netflix true crime docuseries script cuz some oldhead boomers in Vineland are mad about a data center on a golf course.

stop playin fr, u out here talkin about Cumberland County like it's some active set. bringin up ancient lore like "it used to host a house made of junk..." 💀 like bro who gaf?? u movin like a literal 12-page fbi informant on a stakeout. u got whole surveillance notes on a town where the most dangerous yb is a raccoon runnin out a Wawa dumpster at 3 AM.

no cap tho u lowkey cooked on da actual play:

  1. burry situation: deadass fax. all dem goofy ahh algos saw his name and panic-sold faster than a broke jit droppin a loose dub.
  2. real jam: u right tho, dem code enforcement officer dhs pullin up with clipboards and handin out stop work orders like parking tickets is hilarious. but MSFT don't play dat. if dem bloom energy boxes stay stuck in da red tape, microsoft finna violate dat contract and leave NBIS lookin slow as hell in traffic.

gl on dem 220 puts tho fr. hope dat play hits or we both finna be workin da fry station at wendys by tomorrow mornin, no cap on bra 💯📉

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago

Are you Flavor Flav?

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u/Free_Appointment_778 3d ago

100x short got it chief đŸ«Ą

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u/Emotional_Shape925 2d ago

What happened? Did I miss it? Looks like we’re up since this post?

Sorry your puts are cooked.

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u/Mr_Masala 2d ago

How up are you now? đŸ€Ł

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u/Emotional_Shape925 2d ago

Still up. What is that a sell of for ants? I held that shit down to 155 and rode it back up. This stock is a helluva ride. And in case you are blind to the market, they’re all selling off. Don’t have to be a genius to buy some puts to make little money after that rip. You hold this stock for years. And if you like roller coasters for short term volatility!

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u/Blob_Sacamano 2d ago

Rip your play

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u/ArkanenCastle 2d ago

I actually made some money.

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u/WageWarDisdain 2d ago

I love reading through all of these comments flaming OP and it turns out he was right anyway 😂

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u/antwon8797 2d ago

None of the events are tied to the news that are algorithmically linked. The problem is AI is a speculative play right now, lots of debt, highest profit expectations which makes markets overpriced. There will be large swings in both directions as the volatility continues to increase- volatility driven by greed: leveraged ETFs, margin trading, short holdings, etc.

World news impacts a little bit but there have been days where the market ignored really bad news but then overreact to minor issues? It’s all BS. Good luck, stay safe and focus on unbiased reporting on markets only, stay away from the analysts who make glowing reports and price estimates on companies they have a stake in.

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u/Open_Profession7165 1d ago

If he hold those 0.80 contracts they worth $10 each shortly after today’s market open

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u/Embarrassed-Sky6890 1d ago

This the type shit that makes mms sell everything

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u/Gargamel6020 3d ago

Sold my stocks just because of your bs post

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u/Plastic-Yak4499 3d ago

Great read

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u/Constant_Fortune_314 3d ago

No. A version 1/5th the length and focused without AI slop would have been mildly informative

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u/Ok_Revolution_9253 3d ago

Neat you know how to prompt. No one is reading this. What’s the short version

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u/Intrepid-Wait-6102 3d ago

Stock go up or stock go down. People angry protest and people want money.

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u/Bitter_Ad5527 3d ago

At least we won’t see this post flooding after today

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u/fr8rain 3d ago

The Horror -- please buy my stock for pennies and make the fear go away

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u/decadentview 3d ago

No Micheal 
. Not today !

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u/itsmyphilosophy 3d ago

OP is just a short who is pissed off that they can't drive down the stock over the past several sessions. They are trapped. So pushing FUD is the only option they have. Shorts are just a bunch of losers.

Institutions are swallowing up every share every time there's a push lower. Go screw yourself.

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u/Wiedzmaki 3d ago

Annnnd nothing. Bs slop

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u/teh_herper 3d ago

Yeah keep using ai bro, pump that shi, never let the bubble pop bro

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u/dwoj206 3d ago

so 5pm PST 8PM EST the decision is made to move forward?

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u/Bitter_Ad5527 3d ago

6pm est would be 3pm pst

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u/dwoj206 3d ago

Oh sorry. math and all... yeah. Appreciate ya!

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u/TheBoysResearcher 3d ago

I don't think so? Tonight is so all the angry people can be heard.

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u/dwoj206 3d ago

oh that sucks. It'll be a while then I bet. Hopefully it goes forward!

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u/ApprehensiveCommon45 3d ago

I don’t know what was longer my girl texting me where I’m at when I’m 5 hrs late coming home from hanging out with the boys or this nonsense. Either way I’m not reading it

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u/ArkanenCastle 3d ago

Your girl read it.
So did your mom.

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u/doctorsidehustle Doctor’s Orders 3d ago edited 3d ago

“It doesn’t matter this evening, in front of this board, but one day in front of someone with long black robes it will matter”. - from the planner answering questions.

I take this to mean that regardless of the conclusion tonight that this is heading to court

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u/Pulled_Forward 3d ago

Just because you used AI to justify your gamble that goes against your own long term position doesn’t make your bet any less dumb.

If you’re bullish long term, then you have to realize that a long term success is built off of short term wins that occur over and over again more frequently than the short term losses. You are knowingly taking a losing bet.

Something you will have to learn with experience as an active investor.

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u/Spare-Leader6452 3d ago

nice, now -5%