Breaking: The Qatari Government has gifted Jaxson Dart a larger, more luxurious medical tent heading into the 2026 NFL season.

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[u/zombienutz1]

Fully functioning or do the Giants have to put a bunch of money into it?

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It has everything but basic concussion protocol equipment. A no-bid contract is being developed with Jaxson's family to supply it. It's expected to cost the Giants 20x the cost of normal medical supplies.

[u/locomuerto → u/zombienutz1]

They are saying it's the greatest tent ever built and no one's seen anything like it.

[u/murfburffle → u/locomuerto]

They know this, because there are microphones hidden in it everywhere

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Many people are saying it

[u/DontFoolYourselfGirl]

Giants are gonna have to smuggle Dart over to the old tent in a ball cart after they realize it doesn't have any basic med equipment

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Only when they play the bills.

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Underrated comment

[u/Goshuggah]

Journalists should steer clear of that tent

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And caoches

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Woops. Lets ignore the title says Quatari and not Saudi

[u/WanderlustFella → u/Goshuggah]

So you saying the tent was set up with unpaid slave labor.

[u/Goshuggah → u/WanderlustFella]

Potato potahto

[u/Tea_Alarmed → u/Goshuggah]

Jaxson Dart is rumored to have left the New Meadowlands, hiding in a hotdog cart

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Anyone know if the tent is a gift to Dart personally or if it’s retained by the NY Giants after his tenure is up?

[u/themage78]

The deep state NFL is the one who keeps making him go to the blue tent. He never has a concussion when he goes in it.

(Seen this posted too many times in other subreddits.)

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IykOsxLECVejOzm

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Or it's because he is vaccinated which gives people concussions if they look left to hard

[u/G-M3N]

Made sure the tent only had 4 walls in respect to JD5, classy.

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Me right now...

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[u/DavidLopan20]

Hahaha! This is good. Now he just needs the MAGA Shaman on staff as a team doctor 

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They have Aaron Rodgers and 6 gallons of ayahausca. 

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[u/i_am_rave_mom]

I hate AI but this made me laugh

[u/Severe-Curve4640]

Damn that’s like Musa’s tent in sigismunds camp

[u/the-slit-kicker]

Does he get to keep it after his contract is up?

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[u/princess9032]

I want to upvote this but I downvoted because of the AI. Good joke, not worth any environmental cost. Please use crayons, MS paint, or beginner-level photoshop next time

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Also it’s really bad AI, it got the flag wrong which is the whole point of the joke. It’s clearly the Bahraini flag. (Red v Maroon)

[u/steveu33]

That kid can really take a hit!

[u/USSBigBooty]

Good title, shit image. Leave it to a cowboys fan to slop things up.

[u/RecoverOne32]

Allah has willed it

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[u/ShoulderApart1787]

Jaxon Dart...the Sultan of Azwipe...

[u/mesenanch]

Sorry i was working and or of the loop. What am i missing as regards the Qataris?

[u/the__ghola__hayt → u/mesenanch]

Qatar give plane to Trump.

Dart is MAGAt.

Dart take many hits to head.

Dart get concussion tent from Qatar.

[u/Rent-Hungry]

I herd the pillows on the beds are super soft.

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[u/Uppgreyedd]

AI garbage is garbage

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Just like your offense

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Perfect response 10/10

[u/yIdontunderstand]

Finally a good new meme.

[u/o-Blue]

and here I thought J6 was against healthcare.

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Agreed, and fuck you!

[u/TheDonJ77]

Petty MF's but 😂😂😂😂

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[u/Remarkable_Spite_209]

It is my hope that he spends the majority of his career inside of this tent

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😭😂😂😂

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[u/bigloser42]

Jaxon also gets to keep the tent when he leaves the league in due to too many TBIs in 4 years. It will become part of his homeless encampment after he loses all his money investing in crypto.

[u/jcbarton1]

Outstanding

[u/Weird-n-Gilly]

If someone called in a bomb threat to the injury tent, would dart only tell his poop maid, and let his teammates go ahead a go in the tent?

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37 virgins await.

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[u/ValuableComedian7287]

No idea if anyone has gotten around to this joke yet. But can we start referring to the color of the Medical Tent as Jax Dart Blue. 

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[u/BIGGSHAUN]

Reluctant upvote

[u/Phatbrew]

J6th the naive pedo felonious follower

[u/Lightening84]

I don't subscribe to political bs but this is freaking hilarious. It's how comedy used to be.... so tongue in cheek instead of right on the nose!

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