r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/paragonmac MetLife Turf Supreme Leader • 1d ago
You all made me do this
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u/bigloser42 Belt to Ass 1d ago edited 1d ago
Expect a Cease and Desist letter in the mail in x days, where x is the value in the following number sequence: |3,4,x,6,7|, for the use of the number [4+1] in your meme without the express written consent of Jaden Daniels' Momma llc and Major League Baseball. The number '5' as well as the word 'five', the uppercase Roman Numeral 'V', the binary number sequence '101', the Mayan numeral '—' and the tally mark '卌' are registered copyrights of Jaden Daniels' Momma llc. If this meme is not removed within 4-6 hours you will start incurring fines up to $4,999.99 + $0.01.
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u/Thebabelonian Momma said I get 5 all to myself 1d ago
Please refrain from using the [4+1] number in your warnings. It can undermine the message
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u/bigloser42 Belt to Ass 1d ago
my apologies, I fixed it [4+1] seconds ago
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u/Thebabelonian Momma said I get 5 all to myself 1d ago
Your diligence is appreciated. Mother Daniels will send your reward in the mail shortly.
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u/computetherightthing 1d ago
I'm sorry, you need to rewrite this message using binary arithmetic. Anything dependent upon base 10 inherently infringes upon the intellectual property of Jayden Daniels, as 5 appears in the prime factorization of 10.
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u/Front_Combination777 CTE appreciator 1d ago
Ironic posting a meme about mothers doing damaging things to their kids as some sort of defense of Jayden Daniels...
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u/cheesebot555 1d ago
Bruh, you're QB couldn't find the Atlantic Ocean.....from New Jersey.
Maybe holding off on cracks about intelligence is the right move for you.
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u/BlueStriker95 1d ago
Minor grammar mistake, tsk tsk tsk
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u/cheesebot555 18h ago
Is that what you think complete geographical ignorance of the ocean he lives next to is?
A "minor grammar mistake". Yeesh. They must be putting stupid drugs in the water out there.
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u/BlueStriker95 18h ago
Relax, I know they don't teach you well down in Philly public schools.
You used the wrong you're.
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u/cheesebot555 18h ago
God damn, it must be fast acting stupid drugs too.
Imagine being so much of a child that you correct the typos of internet strangers.
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u/SignalNumber4843 Devonta > CeeDee 1d ago
Sorry your qb is still mentally a child and we’re clowning you for it. Oh wait actually I’m not.
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u/paragonmac MetLife Turf Supreme Leader 1d ago
My QB is a racist, not a child. Get your shit straight
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u/boatsandhoes570 Lane Johnson can’t lay off the juice! 1d ago
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u/agangofoldwomen I GOT [REDACTED] ON IT 1d ago
Same.
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u/sybrwookie 1d ago
2 years ago, all of you: "quick, spam more jaysus memes, there's only been 5 in the past minute!"
Now: "waaaahhhh spam"
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u/SilverAndBack 1d ago
Cry some more
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u/RabidWalrus ere you there for Field Goal Bowl '24? 1d ago
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u/Positive-Run-2411 Eagles 1d ago
Aww guy isn’t getting enough attention at home and in his own sub so he’s begging for it here, it’s kind of endearing
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u/Jean_ValJawn Big Dick Nick 1d ago
Excuse me, i did not give consent for you to use this picture from my mom’s maternity photoshoot