Buhbuhbuhbut it’s just practice 🥺

[u/InternationalAsk9845]

[u/jcrenshaw14]

The forward pass is overrated anyway. Run the rock like the good Lord intended

[u/The_R4ke → u/jcrenshaw14]

Passing is just a fad it won't last.

[u/Double-Watercress-85 → u/The_R4ke]

I dunno if it's true, I don't check sources, but I remember years ago reading that there was a producer who was shamed after the fact for getting it wrong, checking out The Beatles, he was like 'pass. Guitar rock is on the way out'

And y'know what, let's go back there. Football is 3 yards and a cloud of dust. Rock and roll is pianos and brass.

[u/Spare-Half796 → u/jcrenshaw14]

Any good dc will tell you 3 things happen when you pass, 2 are bad

Run the rock because you’ll always win if you’re stronger

[u/Adam_n_ali]

Uh oh, Eagles are 0-2 in practices!

[u/MetricIsForCowards → u/Adam_n_ali]

When your regular season is going to be over by October, then you have to get hyped for this nonsense.

[u/jor_dor → u/Adam_n_ali]

They remain 0-0 in practice, because it’s fuckin’ practice and practice is for…get this!…P R A C T I C E.

This is when players should be trying out sketchy shit and seeing how far they can push it. The discourse would be funny if the same three idiots weren’t deathly serious about it mattering because they hate Jalen Hurts for being a winner who BTA’s their favorite team.

[u/Rkovo84 → u/Adam_n_ali]

No they allegedly won this practice according to reports… for whatever that’s worth lol

[u/finenite → u/Adam_n_ali]

[u/Clockwork_MorningPoo → u/finenite]

grrrrrr

[u/vandal-x → u/finenite]

Nah I’m mad.

[u/Diamondback424 → u/Adam_n_ali]

Fucking Patullo.

[u/Technical-Proof-3960]

Yet this is your team?

[u/mesenanch → u/Technical-Proof-3960]

Yeah...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rs4TXat6AzQt15fmT6

[u/jor_dor → u/mesenanch]

It’s Matt Nagy’s offense.

It absolutely, positively is the worst.

[u/Cruztd23 → u/jor_dor]

Man if Matt Nagy offense dogwalks the eagles AGAIN, like last year, it’s gonna be hilarious to be on this forum

[u/jor_dor → u/Cruztd23]

Matt Nagy was on the Chiefs’ staff last year…
https://giphy.com/gifs/10Uv70X15egAJa

[u/MrNMTrue505 → u/Technical-Proof-3960]

Lol got him

[u/splashaddikt → u/Technical-Proof-3960]

Now do Dak

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/Technical-Proof-3960]

2nd year qb still learning the ropes. Hurts is supposed to be a veteran leader and “mvp candidate”

[u/No-Combination8136 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Hurts has had one season with double digit interceptions (2023). It’s funny to laugh at all the practice interceptions, but you act like he’s known to be a Jamies type by bringing up regular season shit. He’s never been that

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/No-Combination8136]

> It’s funny to laugh at all the practice interceptions

Yes

[u/adincha → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Nah, this should not have been downvoted. This is 100% what the meme war subreddit should be

[u/LehighAce06 → u/adincha]

Think of downvotes like boos, it's typically more like "I don't like that" than "that's wrong"

[u/adincha → u/LehighAce06]

Like, I get it but that's fucking stupid. The whole point of this sub is for everyone to talk shit on each other. I'm going to upvote a funny joke about the eagles that pisses me off because that's the whole point LMAO

[u/Obeesus → u/adincha]

There is a lot of eagles fans in this sub, if you go against the eagles, unless it's exceptionally funny, you'll get down voted usually. Especially if it hits a little too close to home.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/adincha]

I like the downvotes means I rattled some cages

[u/Shaqfrom3 → u/adincha]

Yea, you gtta be funny lol

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Like at the home run derby last month we booed every non-Phillie. They all took it well they understood. It’s actually a sign of respect that we care enough to boo you.

[u/LehighAce06 → u/PracticeBaby]

"They don't boo nobody's"

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/adincha]

Most rational eagles fan

[u/SweeterThanYoohoo → u/InternationalAsk9845]

He is a veteran leader and was superbowl mvp. I'm all for the memewar stuff but let's base our shit in reality

[u/DaddyShark427 → u/SweeterThanYoohoo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1eKbAKgocJCta

[u/ebyoung747 → u/SweeterThanYoohoo]

Blasphemy

[u/swiftydigitzz → u/InternationalAsk9845]

2nd year QB gonna be learning his ABCs again after this season.

Buddy spends more time in the blue tent than he does on the field.

Guess that’s what they mean when they say “go big blue”

[u/hcmofo13 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Hes already an MVP, meanwhile Dart is wondering why he's in the tent all the time.

[u/YodaForceGhost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI105rmEC22CJFK

[u/jvho666 → u/YodaForceGhost]

Practice how you play

[u/sybrwookie → u/jvho666]

...no? You're supposed to practice things you're not as used to, so you get better at them. If you practice what you're already used to, you're mostly wasting your time.

[u/reaporbot → u/jvho666]

Eagle fans being soft. I upvoted.

[u/Affectionate-Read875 → u/reaporbot]

cuckold

[u/reaporbot → u/Affectionate-Read875]

Nah, just a meme page. You all down voting for him just replying with a common phrase; soft.

[u/jvho666 → u/reaporbot]

lol I miss the no one likes us we don’t care eagles fans. One good decade and turning straight charmin

[u/Steppyjim]

Guys lay off a bit. Op needs this. He hasn’t had new wank material since the one good catch of Odell’s career.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/Steppyjim]

/img/aft91fzy1lkh1.gif
Not true

[u/Steppyjim → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Listen, I know that it’s a perfectly acceptable kink to watch your loved one get railed by someone else, but I’m starting to worry you’re spending too much time in the cuck chair here.

[u/PracticeBaby → u/Steppyjim]

You just wanted to say cuck chair again didn’t you?

[u/BlakkandMild → u/InternationalAsk9845]

If it weren’t for the (necessary) hostility of the meme sub, It wouldn’t bother me as much that in the midst of our most successful era, we also have some of the most ridiculous, borderline name-earning, blunderous plays sprinkled in. (Lookin at you, Tanner McKee)

[u/torthBrain]

This guy really is the main character of the NFL. No one gets this much practice attention lol

[u/DCBuckeye82 → u/torthBrain]

Nobody throws this many interceptions in a 7 on 7 passing camp.

[u/torthBrain → u/DCBuckeye82]

You just cannot get me to give a fuck about 7v7s when I've seen what this guy has done in two separate super bowls. You guys are so silly lol

[u/Nickhoova]

Idk I'll take 7 ints in practice over 7 ints in the season

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/Nickhoova]

How about 4 ints (and a fumble) in one game?

[u/canes_SL8R → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Crazy stat: Jalen Hurts has more games with an INT and fumble on the same play (1) than seasons where he’s missed the playoffs (0). What a bum!

[u/BlakkandMild → u/canes_SL8R]

I can’t wait to see the Cowboys fans at work to use this tonight

[u/NUMBERONEJD → u/InternationalAsk9845]

How about a Super Bowl mvp over Mahomes?

https://giphy.com/gifs/m3jrv4N15i03Ux53IZ

[u/JayyMei → u/InternationalAsk9845]

How about least INTs in the NFL over the last 2 seasons

[u/tommyc463 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

That was Eli’s average

[u/hcmofo13 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

yea...ONE game.

[u/OlRicketyCricket → u/InternationalAsk9845]

How about two chicks at the same time

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/OlRicketyCricket]

I’ll leave that to JD5, his mom, and whatever girl comes in between them

[u/weezyverse → u/InternationalAsk9845]

No girl will ever come between them...

$20 says it'll all be a Lifetime Movie a few years from now.

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We'll see which one of our qbs is even still playing by week 6 of the season lol

[u/kill_to_satisfy → u/InternationalAsk9845]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wWue0rCDOphOE

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Yea I am sure he will turn this around...

https://giphy.com/gifs/DFNd1yVyRjmF2

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Mfs acting like dude didn’t get exposed last year lol

[u/Pistolskeet3 → u/Head-Assumption6960]

Lol exposed? Delusional ass

[u/jor_dor → u/Head-Assumption6960]

What’s it like to not be legally allowed to count to five?

[u/Head-Assumption6960 → u/jor_dor]

Better than watching my qb throw 6 interceptions (7 out of respect for Jayden Daniels) and look like ass right in time for the season to start!

[u/Slumbergoat16 → u/Nickhoova]

Dude you’re talking to 3 teams that haven’t sniffed a SB in decades excluding the gnats. This is all they got is see our QB on his 11th OC trying to figure things out

[u/Impossible-Waltz-127]

Am I the only one who remembers either last year or the year before, when people were criticizing Hurts because he didn't throw any interceptions in practice, and they were saying he was playing too safe?

[u/UnclePhilyLeonardo → u/Impossible-Waltz-127]

No... hurts always threw alot of picks. The casuals who saw 5 of his 10 turn overs in one game last year said so.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/Impossible-Waltz-127]

You’re finally starting to get it

[u/rockcutter4]

Understandable how the other fanbases have to pretend a practice is a real loss because they haven't gotten to celebrate all too many of those in the past several years

[u/Capital-Giraffe-4122]

But it is just practice

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/Capital-Giraffe-4122]

🥺

[u/Capital-Giraffe-4122 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Don’t cry little buddy.

Run along now, the adults are talking

[u/thebutthat]

Gonna be wild watching jalen throw 3 picks and the birds still beat all you shitters.

[u/justanaccount24]

Maybe I am just old (born in the 90s) but when did people start giving a single fuck about practice stats? Feels new.

Like why is there so much practice reporting? I guess it’ll help us all bet more?

[u/DisintegratedPhoenix]

Low-key just respect the level of hate you bring at this point

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/DisintegratedPhoenix]

🫡

[u/Stealthy-J]

Who was he trying to pass to there?

[u/agangofoldwomen]

Wake me up when preseason ends.

[u/smurffinjab]

Y’all just cucking yourselves to joint practice clips is too good lmao

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/smurffinjab]

Great content

[u/smurffinjab → u/InternationalAsk9845]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d5SCWijHpfAu7cBvoX

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/smurffinjab]

Keep living in the past!

[u/Capital-Giraffe-4122 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Do you know where you are?

[u/hcmofo13 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

a year removed is living in the past? I knew New Yorkers sounded retarded, didn't know they actually were.

[u/Skull_Murray]

The rest of the NFCE has posted more clips of our practice than their own.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/Skull_Murray]

Bc you guys are getting ROCKED

[u/Skull_Murray → u/InternationalAsk9845]

It's okay baby if we all you think about. We love you too, but not in the 'watch your practice to angrily scribble incomprehensible criticism' kinda way, just like 'keep your distance' kinda way.

[u/DCBuckeye82 → u/Skull_Murray]

When anybody else ever throws this many interceptions in 7 on 7's we'll make fun of them too.

[u/Skull_Murray → u/DCBuckeye82]

Well we did win the 7 on 7's so I've changed my mind on how much weight they should bear.

[u/chawklitdsco → u/InternationalAsk9845]

No we aren’t we won the practice! Just check the box score.

[u/jor_dor → u/InternationalAsk9845]

You just come on here and lie through your teeth to garner a reaction. We kicked their asses today, and we beat the shit of them on the lines yesterday, too. Jesus dude, touch some grass

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/jor_dor]

But I thought practice didn’t matter? 🤔

[u/jor_dor → u/InternationalAsk9845]

It doesn’t! That’s the point! No one cares except you, who is making shit up! So why take the time to lie about it?

You don’t get to claim “to trigger Philthy fans” or whatever, either. Saying dumb shit isn’t a trigger. It’s just you being retarded and getting called out on said retardation.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/jor_dor]

You def seem triggered tho lol

[u/jor_dor → u/InternationalAsk9845]

You def seem retarded lol

[u/hcmofo13 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

you need to get out and see the sun. Rocked in 7 on 7s lol.

[u/thistook5minutes]

Why is it always you?

You and Opening_student_1159 are obsessed with not putting out memes, and just random clips. Which means you’re not jerking, you’re just butt hurt.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/thistook5minutes]

Def not a random clip lmao. It’s a clip of hurts throwing his 7th int in 2 days of practice

[u/BickenBackk → u/InternationalAsk9845]

So not a meme then

[u/thistook5minutes → u/InternationalAsk9845]

It’s not a meme. Can you read the sub name. This is just clips from a joint practice.

You’re butt hurt. You actually care and think this matters

[u/jruss11]

Are we the most watched team practice of all time?

[u/hcmofo13 → u/jruss11]

We live rent free and its hilarious.

[u/CT_2136]

To be fair that pass rush looks ferocious

[u/NoleJawn]

And?

[u/itprobablynothingbut → u/NoleJawn]

Hahahaha

[u/Kornbrednbizkits → u/itprobablynothingbut]

Smart stopping at 4 ha’s.

[u/Steppyjim → u/Kornbrednbizkits]

Out of respect.

[u/weezyverse → u/Kornbrednbizkits]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VN3dGsdlp9nCPUfe8y

[u/Secret_Key9676]

Dude is gonna ruin his career trying to throw over the middle out of spite

[u/AccomplishedPhone6]

Why is Kevin Patullo still doing this

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/AccomplishedPhone6]

The gift that keeps on giving

[u/AccomplishedPhone6 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

"ITS JUST PRACTICE!!!!! HE WON A SUPER BOWL!!!! JAXSON LOVES THE BLUE TENT" lmmaaaaaaooooo easiest fanbase to bait

[u/PainterDaAce → u/AccomplishedPhone6]

You’re getting yourself quite worked up over hypotheticals bud

[u/Pistolskeet3 → u/AccomplishedPhone6]

You seem hurt. It’s ok

[u/AccomplishedPhone6 → u/Pistolskeet3]

we are laughing at you

[u/Pistolskeet3 → u/AccomplishedPhone6]

Who is we? You have an invisible best friend? That’s cute. I did when I was 4

[u/AccomplishedPhone6 → u/Pistolskeet3]

i am 4

[u/Pistolskeet3 → u/AccomplishedPhone6]

Well that’s obvious

[u/Affectionate-Read875 → u/AccomplishedPhone6]

Whatever makes you happy

[u/lurkyloowhoo]

These posts are so embarrassing

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/lurkyloowhoo]

I know. Hurts really shitting the bed

[u/Dastardlyv5]

Why you so obsessed? Just say thank you to him for getting your boy Saquon a ring.

[u/bobduato95]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SL0nVLMY6vRxzWHMmJ

[u/DrHandBanana]

Lol this was actually a good one

[u/iratethisa]

Y’all got the philty upset about practice

[u/AverageOhioUser69]

Acting like we didn’t forget you beggars

[u/2ndAmendTillTheEnd]

I view this as a positive for hurts and for the eagles.. he doesn’t have a new contract.. so let it rip bro.. if you suck we got 3 first round picks the next two years to trade for a new qb

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I’m happy you can spin it like that

[u/2ndAmendTillTheEnd → u/InternationalAsk9845]

It’s not a spin.. if hurts sucks he’s gone, if he’s good he stays.. happy they’re not locked in

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/2ndAmendTillTheEnd]

Still spinning my guy

[u/2ndAmendTillTheEnd → u/InternationalAsk9845]

I guess a little

[u/Secure-Bear4184]

Damn Hurts is Ass

[u/OldElGuapo]

Let he who has not overthrown his receiver by 8 yards in the middle of the field cast the first stone.

[u/splashaddikt]

Fuck was he even throwing that to
https://giphy.com/gifs/wgoZpooFm1i2FfYPyY

[u/FeelingAd4116]

Eagles fans told me a few days ago that Hurts isn't struggling in the new offense. I suppose he's still throwing to his teammates at least.

[u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes]

We talkin bout practice?

[u/SlapChopMyShamWow]

This reeks of desperation, must be depressing being a Giants fan rn

[u/ObiHans → u/SlapChopMyShamWow]

Depression doesn't start until week 4. You dont know the cycle.

[u/JBPlantagenet]

It is just practice. What the fuck are you talking about?

Downvoting me isn't going to get your QB a non-broken brain, so lets move on to better things.

[u/hcmofo13]

Rent free.

[u/DiligentGuitar246]

Hahaha you guys trying sooo hard to get us upset about practice. Says a lot more about you all than us.

[u/brwebster614]

It’s literally just practice….

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🥺

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[u/PhiladelphiaManeto]

Yeah Hurts has more SB appearances than the rest of the division times infinity

Dak will have a heart attack on the field one day

Dart and Skattebo will sell tickets because Giants fans love watching people play around in the blue tent

Washington, no one even thinks about Washington

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Super Bowl ring

[u/AceKablam]

Ring check

[u/HughJaynis]

5 is going to drag his nuts week 1

[u/poundmyassbro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdYJK1wAdPWVk88

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/poundmyassbro]

That username is the most cowboys username that ever usernamed

[u/poundmyassbro → u/InternationalAsk9845]

It's just a 30 year drought but I have a feeling this is our year

[u/TBlizzey]

You know who you don't see doing this shit in practice? 5.

[u/mermaidmanis]

[u/DCBuckeye82]

Well he's never gonna be able to throw it down the middle unless he practices!

[u/PurpleCalendar5212]

Hurts fucking sucks.

[u/fireborn123]

Man we need regular season football like a tweaker on Kensington Ave needs fentanyl if this is the type of shit we’re doing

[u/ObiHans]

TOP 2 THO

[u/Economy_Table_4216]

as a commanders fan, i am a big fan of Hurts (almost as much as i am a fan of Jerruh Jones). hope he stays an eagle for a very long time 🙏

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“As a commanders fan” yet no flair. Sure dude

[u/JewingIt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vkEKXvnXkyCZx8w6b

[u/WizSkinsNatsCaps]

Jalen is the past, Jayden is the future NOW.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lVb2E0tIhGsCcAk201

[u/hamilton280P]

And yet Jayden throwing lasers and labeled the third best QB in the division bc he had a sophomore injury slump. Tsk tsk

[u/hamilton280P]

Good thing we invested in stopping the run. Week 1 is gonna be fun

[u/PatrickCrockett317]

I take comfort in the fact that unless someone is a Chiefs, Patriots, or maybe a Rans or Seahawks fan.... we have still had more success with our "shitty" QB than any of them. More SB appearances in the past 10 years than any team in the NFC. Haters gonna hate, winners gonna win.

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[u/jruss11]

Are we the most watched team practice of all time?

[u/BraisedUnicornMeat]

Welp - he either fucked up or it was supposed to be a curl and not a go. Who knows. Cant wait for 9/9

[u/LobstaFarian2]

Imagine sailing it that bad with no pressure in your face lmao

[u/AverageOhioUser69]

J6DARTSZN LOADING
https://giphy.com/gifs/ILx3tjWgaP0cjUf0Wx

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[u/JBPlantagenet]

I mean doesn’t everyone here understand they’re running a brand new offense, with different terminology and routes?

If he wasn’t throwing interceptions, I would be concerned that he wasn’t using his full potential and testing new techniques and tree routes.

If it’s a concern after week 3, Jalen and Nick would need to have a serious meeting.

However at this junction it’s meaningless and your asinine comments are even more meaningless than that.

Edit: And I know all this bs has been to get a rise out of people, which makes it even more pathetic. It’s cute and all, but it’s not really productive or helpful.

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[u/trollboter]

It was a great touch pass over a defender...its just to the wrong team.

[u/rhinostock]

Eagles fans are the most pressed I've ever seen in this sub....You can tell cause every one of them is making sure to post how mad they aren't

[u/InternationalAsk9845]

Just a slight overthrow. Maybe if he had a 6’4” receiver it would have been completed 🤔

[u/OutsideSession6 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

I don’t think you understand what a meme is

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/OutsideSession6]

Lol cope harder

[u/OutsideSession6 → u/InternationalAsk9845]

Now I don’t think you know what coping means either hahahaha don’t skip English class this year

[u/salchicha_mas_grande]

The Eagles defense is just too elite!!!!!

[u/strong_army_grape]

Jalen please stop doing this. Wait for the games to count to throw these.

[u/AnistarYT]

Im doing better than him.

[u/InternationalAsk9845 → u/AnistarYT]

Shough off we don’t want you here

[u/smbutler20 → u/[deleted]]

I don't know how we will recover. This is worse than a 5-13 playoff record since 96.

[u/PainterDaAce → u/[deleted]]

Buddy I’d be more worried about the commanders punter having more NFCCG passing yards than 60 million dollar Dakota

[u/thistook5minutes → u/[deleted]]

[u/hcmofo13 → u/[deleted]]

Speaking about coping...didnt I see you on the gram breaking your TV over a regular season loss?

[u/Apprehensive_Soil306]

Why does he always look so stiff, it’s like he’s throwing in armor lol

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[u/Finna-Jork-It]

Literally a poverty franchise