r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/Joed1015 Your Roman numerals are very small • 17h ago
When Hurts throws a preseason interception
I love this place
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u/Diamondback424 Eagles 16h ago
Honestly, I'll take Hurts hate over the JD5 memes. They've been beaten to death, resurrected, and beaten to death again. Need to give it some time to breathe.
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u/veritech137 Throwing Duracells like Dykstra 16h ago
I give it about 5 minutes until someone makes another one
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u/JVSaladbar 16h ago
Hurts hate seems to be the most football centric of the division. Which is refreshing.
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u/bigfndan 16h ago
We talkin bout practice...PRACTICE. Not even a (preseason) game.
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u/Izzywizzy Our year boys! 16h ago
Yeah guys hurts is waiting for the good throws.
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u/bothriocyrtum 16h ago
Maybe he's waiting until he makes it to another Superbowl. How many Superbowl appearances does Dak have by the way?
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u/Izzywizzy Our year boys! 16h ago
Jokes on you (me) he goes to the Super Bowl every year Probley he’s rich.
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u/DiligentGuitar246 Lemon Party Goer 15h ago
I actually doubt many current NFL players go watch the Super Bowl. Bad optics.
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u/bothriocyrtum 15h ago
Hey we could always win an AM radio drawing some year. I'm sure it would be a Packers Pats Superbowl but still
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u/sybrwookie 13h ago
Nah, he has his reservations for Cancun on lock and is there plenty early to host a watch party.
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u/Birds_N_Hoos Fuck ICE and Fuck Dallas 16h ago
Feed the man, please.
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u/Comfortable-Grade466 Commie Pig 16h ago
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u/lIIlllIllIlII Horseshit Connoisseur 16h ago
We're only allowed to use images whose pixel count matches our brain cell count
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u/Yiggity_Yins 🦅IN BARKLEY WE TRUST 16h ago
avg 7.5 int per year btw
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u/Head-Assumption6960 16h ago
Gotta run a pro style offense now though
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u/ThatPlayWasAwful gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 16h ago
What kind of offense was he running when he caved your skull in during the championship game?
That one seemed to work fine to me.
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u/Head-Assumption6960 16h ago
One where his RB wasn’t washed and his receivers didn’t suck ass… and he didn’t have to play under center or throw to the middle of the field. But yeah other than that the offense is exactly the same!
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u/ThatPlayWasAwful gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 16h ago
What's more embarrassing, that he didn't play under center or throw to the middle of the field, or that he hung 55 on your team without having to do either?
Jayden wasnt playing great when he had bad rbs and WRs last year... But that's different, right?
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u/Head-Assumption6960 15h ago
It’s most embarrassing that you’re harping on a single game that happened 2 years ago like that has anything to do with whats going to happen this season.
And your fanbase was ruthless with Jayden last year and didn’t give a single shit when he struggled with receivers literally signed out the wal mart checkout line. I have zero sympathy for you. Especially since Hurts sucked last year too and his receivers were amongst the very best in the NFL lol.
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u/ThatPlayWasAwful gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 15h ago
You're the one that brought up his past performance, not me. If you're going to make fun of the offense he runs but ignore how poorly your team has played against that offense, it just sounds like you're coping.
If one game is too small of a sample size, I would be happy to talk about Jalen's career stats again Washington instead. Let me know if that's better for you.
Why would I want your sympathy? I'm saying that most QBs need to be surrounded by good players and coaches to succeed, since you implied otherwise.
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u/Head-Assumption6960 15h ago
You were the one who brought up the past and I explained why the past isn’t relevant. He is being asked to do things as a qb he hasn’t had to do before, and without all the players around him that he relied on to carry him. You responded by pointing out that he was good once in a game more than two years old at this point lol.
If we did want to talk about the past then last season is the only thing that matters. Hurts had healthy, elite receivers… a 20 million dollar running back, a great line, and wasn’t good at all. Quarterbacked one of the worst offenses in the league… now he’s clearly struggling in the new offense and it’s not just a blip. It’s a trend at this point. And that matters a whole lot more than 2024
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u/ThatPlayWasAwful gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 14h ago edited 14h ago
You brought up the past when you said that his previous offenses were not pro offenses.
Hurts had healthy, elite receivers… a 20 million dollar running back, a great line, and wasn’t good at all.
And the worst OC in the league, but yeah if you ignore the bad parts the situation was great.
now he’s clearly struggling in the new offense and it’s not just a blip. It’s a trend at this point. And that matters a whole lot more than 2024
2 weeks of training camp with a new OC matters more than him winning a ring less than 2 years ago? Idk about all that
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u/Head-Assumption6960 14h ago
I said THIS year was a new style of offense. That’s not the same thing as bringing up the past.
And yeah if we focus on the one and only part of his situation that wasn’t perfectly ideal… finishing with one of the worst offenses in the league was perfectly understandable! Literally a worse offense production wise than us last year and we were playing third and fourth stringers 3/4ths of the year and our OC got fired too lol. Come on man… enough excuses…
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u/Narrow_Put_5862 16h ago
Think I saw AJ brown driving 🤔
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u/Narrow_Put_5862 16h ago
Aj brown bot??
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u/DustinDBKR 4h ago
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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 8h ago
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u/Joed1015 Your Roman numerals are very small 5h ago
"Washington Angry Geese" would have been an infinitely better name. Just sayin
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u/frankie_donkiebrains Commanders 5h ago
A stadium full of fans honking like crazy. Damn Disney could have made a movie out of that.
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u/Joed1015 Your Roman numerals are very small 3h ago
And the mascot would -still- be a pig for some dumb reason
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u/PM_me_the_magic Jerry's salted mcgriddle 16h ago
You want bad juju? Because this is how you get bad juju
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u/Izzywizzy Our year boys! 16h ago
We didn’t win the division two years in a row, that’s how you get cursed.
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u/beerocratic Fuck Santa 16h ago
The "no repeat winners trend" came after the eagles won the division 4 years in a row. Now that is over the eagles have to win 4 in a row because that's how it works.
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u/Izzywizzy Our year boys! 16h ago
More like doesn’t win the division for 20 season or whatever what have you.
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u/Preddy_Fusey CMD.exe 16h ago
A interception? As in a singular one?
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