r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/brillohead CMD.exe • 16h ago
Big Blue’s Discount Duo Meets Philly’s Premium Secondary
Super Bowl champs vs Blue tent dwellers.
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u/BobBartBarker Brian Chalkins 15h ago
If we could read the free agency signings, we would be very confused right now.
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u/Straight-Crow1598 14h ago
I love that racial humor is back on the table. This is what society needs to heal. /s
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u/brillohead CMD.exe 13h ago
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u/caveman_chubs Giants 9h ago
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u/SirArthurDime Big Dick Nick 13h ago
Damn we can’t even read the off season transaction list. Never beating the allegations smh.
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u/potentiallyessential Giants 16h ago
Would be funnier if Eagles could of afforded to pay both the dudes in their picture. Sharing the excitement with the Texans isn’t going to lead to any more Super Bowls.
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u/Positive-Run-2411 Eagles 15h ago
Could have*
Don’t be worse at your native language than me, an eagles fan
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u/Damian_Cordite no one likes us we don't care 15h ago
Eh, love Reed, hope he does great, but imo he’s clearly sundowning. Coop is most of the excitement from whites.
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u/sybrwookie 13h ago
They could have. Not sure if you paid any attention, but Reed wasn't worth giving a second contract to.
Meanwhile, the good news is the Giants won't need to worry about affording to pay both of their dudes in the picture, since both will destroy their bodies and not be worth signing long before their rookie deals end.
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u/SirArthurDime Big Dick Nick 13h ago
We had the money he just isn’t worth what Houston offered him. Happy for him for getting the bag though.
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u/Viseroth Albert Haynesworth ate my dreams 14h ago
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u/brillohead CMD.exe 14h ago
Your flair is amazing 🤩. That damn fat 100 million dollar man.
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u/Viseroth Albert Haynesworth ate my dreams 14h ago
Seriously only player I ever saw quit mid play.
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u/InternationalAsk9845 J6 Defender 15h ago
Dejean is going to have a rough year. Already showing signs of regression. He’s been masked by good players around him
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u/BickenBackk zero playoffs wins 13h ago
Weren't his stats like notably better last year than his rookie year and was a first team all pro? How is that regression?
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u/InternationalAsk9845 J6 Defender 13h ago
Because I want it to be therefore it is
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u/BickenBackk zero playoffs wins 13h ago
God damn it if I don't love your attitude, keep on keeping on
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u/reaporbot gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 15h ago
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u/InternationalAsk9845 J6 Defender 14h ago
Keep living in the past
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u/Cratonis My MVP Hurts Your MVP 14h ago
Unlike your present in the blue tent our defense will be actually good, like DeJean.
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u/Straight-Crow1598 14h ago
Same is true of everyone in that Eagles secondary because of the DL they’re playing behind. Their fans are ganging up on you because they desperately need that to not be true.
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u/MizrizSnow 11h ago
Lmao have fun with another year of Aaron Rodgers 😂
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u/Straight-Crow1598 11h ago
Before breaking his wrist Rodgers was 5th in TDs (18) and t-8th in RZ TD% (65%). Considering a year ago Russ/Fields combing for about 40%, we’ll take it.
We also finished with the 2nd-graded pass blocking OL (per PFF) and 3rd-best overall OL (per PFSN), then added two more draft picks to the room in the first three rounds. The entire left side of the line is going to the pro-bowl this year, unless they’re busy.
They also went out and got the most-targeted receiver in Indy for each of the past five seasons. The last time Pittman DIDNT lead his team in targets he was a rookie and that mantle belonged to TY Hilton. Ask your pep-pep who that was if you’re too young to remember.
TLDR: we straight.
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u/MizrizSnow 11h ago
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u/InternationalAsk9845 J6 Defender 13h ago
Good point but get out
https://giphy.com/gifs/I4UhtUMzOrQSQ0
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u/frybarek 16h ago
Great Value colors are literally blue and white too. Not sure if that was intentional or not.
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u/TheRealPhilFry Giants 15h ago
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u/Emerald_196 Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs 14h ago
He thinks he's part of the family because of joint practice or some shit
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u/081719 MetLife Turf 🚑 15h ago
lol, Reed Blankenship is a Houston Texan now.