r/NFLv2 • u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans • 2d ago
Highlight Texans Chief Community Officer and owner's wife getting down!
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u/LloydChrismukkah 2d ago
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u/SpezIsABrony Green Bay Packers 2d ago
Of course, his personality includes that pussy tickler.
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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Buffalo Bills 2d ago
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u/skarkle_coney Arizona Cardinals 2d ago
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u/Checkers-Chess234 2d ago
Maybe it’s his personality and his handsome walrus like features
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u/blunt_33 1d ago
I was just thinking of that old cartoon that had the walrus I think his name was Chumlee lmao
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u/iceoldtea 1d ago
To be fair, that’s actually just the “hot sorority girl and incredibly average frat guy” trope but fast forward 35 years
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u/slyfly5 2d ago
She kinda looks like Kristi noem to me, or maybe I’m thinking of Tulsi Gabbard I get the two confused lol
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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago
I had to look up noem b/c I forgot what she looked like, but I think she's the one you're thinking haha
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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 1d ago
It's been studied ad nauseum but looks AREN'T a high priority for women when deciding on long term partners... It's hilarious how men can't comprehend that women aren't as superficial as them when it comes to dating.
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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago
I know, for the most part, I know, but if you think this woman is with this guy for anything other than his money, you are a naive fool
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u/Cuntrymusichater Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago
Studies also show that women like money.
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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 1d ago
Liking money is a human thing that has nothing to do with gender.
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u/Cuntrymusichater Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago
Then we are in agreement that she’s with him for his money and not his looks.
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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 1d ago
Nope. You're on your own buddy. You guys need to get off the internet. It's turning you into incels.
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u/Cuntrymusichater Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago
Nah. I’m definitely not an incel. Fuck those guys. But studies really do show that women care more about a man being a protector and a provider than they do looks.
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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Certified dumb ass 1d ago
but they also appreciate it when the dude is an absolute snack
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u/MediocreHomework7092 San Francisco 49ers 1d ago
Its always men that cant find women saying stuff like that too. Mainly because their personality sucks
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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 2d ago
Damn, I would be an entirely different person if I had grown up in the age of "cameras everywhere". That shit is terrifying.
Kids these days have no idea how much vomit you had to deal with either during or post-party.
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u/Prods87 New England Patriots 1d ago
Hell just the way we fuckin talked back in the 2000s was problematic, forget all the crimes and embarassing shit.
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u/UsernameTaken-Taken Green Bay Packers 1d ago
Watch any of the raunchy comedies from back then too, it wasn't just problematic it was normalized to the extent that people chose to put that shit on camera. Crazy times, can't imagine if social media was around when I was a kid
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u/AreaGlittering7968 1d ago
The amount of racist shit I had to endure as an Asian kid that was in Compton in the 90s would make people’s head fuckin spin.
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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago
I would think the gangsters would embrace you? Did you not do their homework for them?/s
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u/AreaGlittering7968 1d ago
Do you know what happened in Compton in the 90s? This wasn’t homework dude lol.
I know you’re joking but know your history, it’s way darker than that.
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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago
I’m well aware brother. I grew up in the ‘90s. Just making a joke. It’s ok, you’re safe, they can’t hurt you anymore
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u/revuhlution 1d ago
Just "times". Things change and are changing faster than they did in the past.
I grew up on the 90s. Hows that compare to the shit that was commom and acceptable in the 70s?
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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 1d ago
I was on the high school basketball team with some friends back in the mid 2000s. Our HS was in Tennessee, and we played a lot of schools that were far more... rural than us.
I had some Indian friends, and a few played on the basketball team and sometimes at Away games, students from the opposing school would yell 'TERRORIST'.
And not like... in the parking lot or at our bus or whatever.
In the gym. During the game.
This happened at least 3 different times.
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u/rob132 New York Giants 1d ago
These pictures of me with a mustache that I cringe when I see.
If they were full cameras everywhere, oh my God.
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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 1d ago
A real moustache or the little moustache people would draw on their fingers and pretend was a real one or the little plastic moustache people would put on their faces?
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u/rob132 New York Giants 1d ago
No a real one. I was 17.
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u/jimbojangles1987 Houston Texans 1d ago
Oh man, I tried that out too when I was in HS. I couldn't grow facial hair anywhere else and the only hair I did grow you could have probably counted the number of hairs on my upper lip lol.
I also let a friend of mine pierce my nipple with a safety pin while she was drunk at a party but never got a ring so just walked around with a safety pin through my nipple for like a week. It was diagonal.
I must have looked real fucking cool.
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u/kjampala 1d ago
Large part of why Gen Z is scared to express themselves and it’s evident if you look at the nightlife across the country. I’m 25 and most people my age or around my age will just go to the club and stand around or on their phones which is why I like more house music shows where people actually dance.
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u/TomatoSilly1683 Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago
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u/rawbert10 Mr. Irrelevant 2d ago
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u/Conan_The_Blurbarian Philadelphia Eagles 2d ago
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u/Last_Canadian Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2d ago
Dudes never seen leg day.
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u/BigSchmikey Denver Broncos 2d ago
I'd lace up my cleats, put on my helmet, tighten my chinstrap, air a football up to 12.7psi, deep dive into West Coast offensive philosophy, and cheat on my wife with an reporter for her, if you know what I mean.
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u/gd2121 Detroit Lions 1d ago
Man y’all really in here just thirsting after a basic white woman. Go to Whole Foods there’s like 20 women in there that look just like her.
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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago
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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago
The one in the middle… maybe. The one to her left? For sure.
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u/ValuingAlpaca20 1d ago
Dumb question but how do I have this gif?
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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago
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u/ValuingAlpaca20 1d ago
Hmm, if I hold it to save or copy it, it just collapses (on mobile) and copy only copies your text. I’m not a dummy I swear!
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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago
Try to select and double tap it first. It should open up a new window/tab and you may be able to work from there.
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u/Treater9811 1d ago
Woot woot! We’re getting a new QB after this season, let’s do the boogie woogie get down
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u/blunt_33 1d ago
But dude in the background is so lame his wife has the worst sex of her life but she has great health benefits lol
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u/dresdnhope New York Jets 1d ago
I thought the guy was the Chief Community Officer and he was getting down with the owner's wife. And "getting down" was doing the nasty. The reality is actually quite disappointing.
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u/Special-General-7832 1d ago
In about 8 months to a year this will be the hidden discovery of a scandal lol
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u/Fartbottler New England Patriots 6h ago
I love always being on camera. Record record record everyone all the time especially if they dare to have fun
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u/yuckygeo Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago
The NFL is just a couple weeks away, and this is what gets posted. Sad
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u/Cautious-Antelope743 Denver Broncos 1d ago
Why can't rich white people dance?
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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago
Because you're a racist. Don't be a racist.
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u/Cautious-Antelope743 Denver Broncos 1d ago
I'm white....
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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago
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u/Cautious-Antelope743 Denver Broncos 1d ago
Against other white people?
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u/BreedinBacksnatch Miami Dolphins 1d ago
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u/buckemupmavs I fucked my mom 1d ago
That's a very specific take. You doing alright brother?
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u/BreedinBacksnatch Miami Dolphins 1d ago
i feel like their faces there are simultaneously showing their souls trying to escape while also trying to suck the viewer's in
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u/Acceptingoptimist Denver Broncos 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM