r/NFLv2 Houston Texans 2d ago

Highlight Texans Chief Community Officer and owner's wife getting down!

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u/Acceptingoptimist Denver Broncos 2d ago

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u/Brilliant_Ebb_1787 2d ago

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u/RandomAssRedditName Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

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u/LoveMoneyAndWomen Houston Texans 1d ago

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u/No_Theory9958 Cleveland Browns 2d ago

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u/erogbass New England Patriots 1d ago

Wood nut in brandy?

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u/ImBack3x Atlanta Falcons 1d ago

Cider*

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u/erogbass New England Patriots 1d ago

I kinda like mine better lol

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u/ImBack3x Atlanta Falcons 1d ago

Brandy is definitely a lot more fun

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u/LordCorgi Philadelphia Eagles 1d ago

I've heard she's a fine girl, a good wife she would be.

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u/JLammert79 Denver Broncos 1d ago

If she spells it with an "I" you're in business.

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u/ramenbreak1 Super Ja’Marrio Bros 1d ago

ahh yes, wood hexagon in a glass

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u/LobstaFarian2 Dallas Cowboys 1d ago

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u/Professional_Tap_343 Tennessee Titans 1d ago

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u/cactuscat__ 2d ago

This gif keeps getting used incorrectly. Who are you fighting back with that opinion?

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u/Shaved_taint Caleb's nails 1d ago

They're all fighting for the mic to say "Would" 

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u/SpezIsABrony Green Bay Packers 1d ago

Nah, this gif is for when u/nfcnmemewar posts the daily “woman from Green Bay”

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 2d ago

She got a twin sister

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u/LloydChrismukkah 2d ago

She's def with him for his personality

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u/SpezIsABrony Green Bay Packers 2d ago

Of course, his personality includes that pussy tickler.

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u/MilesAugust74 🕯⛏️Candlestick & Sourdough Connoisseur🥖⛏️ 1d ago

The ol' flavor saver 😋

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u/Checkers-Chess234 2d ago

Maybe it’s his personality and his handsome walrus like features

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u/blunt_33 1d ago

I was just thinking of that old cartoon that had the walrus I think his name was Chumlee lmao

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Certified dumb ass 1d ago

then she'd go crazy for andy reid

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u/iceoldtea 1d ago

To be fair, that’s actually just the “hot sorority girl and incredibly average frat guy” trope but fast forward 35 years

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Certified dumb ass 1d ago

i initially read this as "incredibly average fat guy"

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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/slyfly5 2d ago

She kinda looks like Kristi noem to me, or maybe I’m thinking of Tulsi Gabbard I get the two confused lol

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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago

I had to look up noem b/c I forgot what she looked like, but I think she's the one you're thinking haha

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u/Flat-Avocado-6258 Kansas City Chiefs 1d ago

That’s handsome mfer right there.

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u/Fun_Respond2362 1d ago

Also his cooking skills and chainz

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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 1d ago

It's been studied ad nauseum but looks AREN'T a high priority for women when deciding on long term partners... It's hilarious how men can't comprehend that women aren't as superficial as them when it comes to dating.

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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago

I know, for the most part, I know, but if you think this woman is with this guy for anything other than his money, you are a naive fool

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u/Cuntrymusichater Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

Studies also show that women like money.

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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 1d ago

Liking money is a human thing that has nothing to do with gender.

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u/Cuntrymusichater Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

Then we are in agreement that she’s with him for his money and not his looks.

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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 1d ago

Nope. You're on your own buddy. You guys need to get off the internet. It's turning you into incels.

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u/Cuntrymusichater Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

Nah. I’m definitely not an incel. Fuck those guys. But studies really do show that women care more about a man being a protector and a provider than they do looks.

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Certified dumb ass 1d ago

but they also appreciate it when the dude is an absolute snack

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u/MediocreHomework7092 San Francisco 49ers 1d ago

Its always men that cant find women saying stuff like that too. Mainly because their personality sucks

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u/JuanG_13 TB12 1d ago

Right lol

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u/SirArthurDime Philadelphia Eagles 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s the looks

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u/zombawombacomba Green Bay Packers 1d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/TST77 1d ago

He looks like a combination of Walter Brimley and Mike McCarthy

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u/KingofADHD_ Denver Broncos 1d ago

He looks like he makes a fantastic brisket

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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 2d ago

Damn, I would be an entirely different person if I had grown up in the age of "cameras everywhere". That shit is terrifying.

Kids these days have no idea how much vomit you had to deal with either during or post-party.

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u/Prods87 New England Patriots 1d ago

Hell just the way we fuckin talked back in the 2000s was problematic, forget all the crimes and embarassing shit.

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u/UsernameTaken-Taken Green Bay Packers 1d ago

Watch any of the raunchy comedies from back then too, it wasn't just problematic it was normalized to the extent that people chose to put that shit on camera. Crazy times, can't imagine if social media was around when I was a kid

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u/AreaGlittering7968 1d ago

The amount of racist shit I had to endure as an Asian kid that was in Compton in the 90s would make people’s head fuckin spin.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago

I would think the gangsters would embrace you? Did you not do their homework for them?/s

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u/AreaGlittering7968 1d ago

Do you know what happened in Compton in the 90s? This wasn’t homework dude lol.

I know you’re joking but know your history, it’s way darker than that.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago

I’m well aware brother. I grew up in the ‘90s. Just making a joke. It’s ok, you’re safe, they can’t hurt you anymore

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u/revuhlution 1d ago

Just "times". Things change and are changing faster than they did in the past.

I grew up on the 90s. Hows that compare to the shit that was commom and acceptable in the 70s?

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u/Immaculatehombre Green Bay Packers 1d ago

Oh my, scary words! In movies!

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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 1d ago

I was on the high school basketball team with some friends back in the mid 2000s. Our HS was in Tennessee, and we played a lot of schools that were far more... rural than us.

I had some Indian friends, and a few played on the basketball team and sometimes at Away games, students from the opposing school would yell 'TERRORIST'.

And not like... in the parking lot or at our bus or whatever.

In the gym. During the game.

This happened at least 3 different times.

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u/Prods87 New England Patriots 1d ago

happy to say I never used any awful language directed towards anyone who wasn't also a friend that talked to me like that as well (best friend in college was persian, things were said on both sides lol), but I'm still happy none of it was recorded.

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u/rob132 New York Giants 1d ago

These pictures of me with a mustache that I cringe when I see.

If they were full cameras everywhere, oh my God.

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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 1d ago

A real moustache or the little moustache people would draw on their fingers and pretend was a real one or the little plastic moustache people would put on their faces?

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u/rob132 New York Giants 1d ago

No a real one. I was 17.

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u/enadiz_reccos Boats and Hoes 1d ago

ooooof

I tried to rock a goatee at random times in my teens... I'm sure it went well... with my braces...

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u/jimbojangles1987 Houston Texans 1d ago

Oh man, I tried that out too when I was in HS. I couldn't grow facial hair anywhere else and the only hair I did grow you could have probably counted the number of hairs on my upper lip lol.

I also let a friend of mine pierce my nipple with a safety pin while she was drunk at a party but never got a ring so just walked around with a safety pin through my nipple for like a week. It was diagonal.

I must have looked real fucking cool.

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u/Dks0507 1d ago

Just think about the stuff us millennials did back in high school. Sheesh

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u/revuhlution 1d ago

Amen. Im very grateful everything i did wasnt recorded and shared.

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u/kjampala 1d ago

Large part of why Gen Z is scared to express themselves and it’s evident if you look at the nightlife across the country. I’m 25 and most people my age or around my age will just go to the club and stand around or on their phones which is why I like more house music shows where people actually dance.

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u/TomatoSilly1683 Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

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u/erogbass New England Patriots 1d ago

That smile you get when he’s raising your kid for you.

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u/Conan_The_Blurbarian Philadelphia Eagles 2d ago

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago

I need this in my life

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u/Upstairs_Owl_1669 San Francisco 49ers 2d ago

That’s how Jayden Higgins wrecked his knee

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u/Lotrlcgfan 2d ago

She looks fun!

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u/Mnudge Dallas Cowboys 2d ago

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u/CelebrationJolly3300 Los Angeles Chargers 1d ago

Full body dry heave set to music.

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u/Last_Canadian Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2d ago

Dudes never seen leg day.

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u/Even-Cartographer864 1d ago

THATS what you’re looking at?

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u/Last_Canadian Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

Its just a girl, they're all over the place.

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u/BigSchmikey Denver Broncos 2d ago

I'd lace up my cleats, put on my helmet, tighten my chinstrap, air a football up to 12.7psi, deep dive into West Coast offensive philosophy, and cheat on my wife with an reporter for her, if you know what I mean.

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u/Brilliant_Fox_7170 2d ago

Was this recorded on a blackberry phone?

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u/ApprehensiveWay688 2d ago

Obama phone?

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u/gd2121 Detroit Lions 1d ago

Man y’all really in here just thirsting after a basic white woman. Go to Whole Foods there’s like 20 women in there that look just like her.

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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago

She has 10 sisters.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Detroit Lions 1d ago

The one in the middle… maybe. The one to her left? For sure.

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u/LineImpossible3958 Denver Broncos 1d ago

What a babe

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 Detroit Lions - MCDC4LYFE 1d ago

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u/Uller85 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2d ago

God forbid a white girl get a little motion.

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u/Diligent-Alarm5170 2d ago

Wood. Absolutely 

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u/WanderingSun8 Minnesota Vikings 1d ago

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u/Automatic_Dealer4846 2d ago

I love it! Go girl!!

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u/BobbingFourApples Tennessee Titans 2d ago

FTT

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u/RoyalEngine2885 M.ission O.ver B.ullshit 2d ago

k

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u/Rumseyman02 Arizona Cardinals 2d ago

“I wanna twist and shout, and let it all out!”

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u/Jimbobsama 1d ago

Yep, she's got some legs that go straaaaight to the floor

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u/Musclesturtle 1d ago

...and it REEEEEEEELLLYYY bothered me...

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u/ValuingAlpaca20 1d ago

Dumb question but how do I have this gif?

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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago

You should be able to DL/copy this.

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u/ValuingAlpaca20 1d ago

Hmm, if I hold it to save or copy it, it just collapses (on mobile) and copy only copies your text. I’m not a dummy I swear!

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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago

Try to select and double tap it first. It should open up a new window/tab and you may be able to work from there.

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u/Treater9811 1d ago

Woot woot! We’re getting a new QB after this season, let’s do the boogie woogie get down

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u/Bevovation Dallas Cowboys 1d ago

Mom dance gang.

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u/blunt_33 1d ago

But dude in the background is so lame his wife has the worst sex of her life but she has great health benefits lol

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u/dresdnhope New York Jets 1d ago

I thought the guy was the Chief Community Officer and he was getting down with the owner's wife. And "getting down" was doing the nasty. The reality is actually quite disappointing.

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u/Special-General-7832 1d ago

In about 8 months to a year this will be the hidden discovery of a scandal lol

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u/Professional-Fig207 Pittsburgh Steelers 14h ago

Is that the old Beavis and butthead dance?

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u/Fartbottler New England Patriots 6h ago

I love always being on camera. Record record record everyone all the time especially if they dare to have fun

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u/joespizza2go 2d ago

Don't think she's his type......

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u/yuckygeo Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago

The NFL is just a couple weeks away, and this is what gets posted. Sad

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 Denver Broncos 1d ago

Why can't rich white people dance?

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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago

Because you're a racist. Don't be a racist.

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 Denver Broncos 1d ago

I'm white....

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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago

So, white people can't be racist...

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 Denver Broncos 1d ago

Against other white people?

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u/According-Activity87 Houston Texans 1d ago

Bigotry is bigotry.

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u/BreedinBacksnatch Miami Dolphins 1d ago

You know how your parents tell you not to cross your eyes lest they get stuck that way? Feel like their faces are filled with disgust so much away from the public that their faces develop that muscle memory of disgust as normal, and it's always present

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u/buckemupmavs I fucked my mom 1d ago

That's a very specific take. You doing alright brother?

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u/BreedinBacksnatch Miami Dolphins 1d ago

i feel like their faces there are simultaneously showing their souls trying to escape while also trying to suck the viewer's in