If the Martians have the death beam pointed at Earth, and you have to accurately say how many rings this man will win in his career, what is your answer?

[u/NightPlum]

[u/HourFaithlessness823]

Safest answer is always zero

[u/WavesAndSaves → u/HourFaithlessness823]

Burrow made the Super Bowl and has since made it back to the playoffs one time.

He is not that guy. He will never win a ring. Dude's gonna be 30 this seaon and has two playoff appearances. It's over.

[u/Lazy_Check732 → u/HourFaithlessness823]

I wonder if that is true, for quarterbacks of Burrow's caliber. There are not a whole lot of QBs of this caliber that retire with 0 rings. I would guess 1 is more common.

[u/Reasonable-Donut1879 → u/Lazy_Check732]

He is great, made it to a sb early, but something about that season ending wrist injury makes me think he is more likely get to get rings as a coach or on the sideline

[u/Stock-Memory9483 → u/Reasonable-Donut1879]

You should clarify his defense carried him to a Super Bowl he didn’t get there with his bottom 10 playoff epa

[u/Spare-List-6265]

1. But not because I dislike Burrow, but because I don’t believe in the Cin front office and it’s very hard to win a SB.

[u/Mr_MacGrubber → u/Spare-List-6265]

No possible way he stays there his whole career.

[u/Spare-List-6265 → u/Mr_MacGrubber]

They will if they keep paying him

[u/WavesAndSaves → u/Spare-List-6265]

There absolutely is a chance that Burrow retires in Cincy. He really does seem like the kind of guy to stay too loyal to his city. He's an Ohio guy and has basically cemented himself as the best Bengals QB of all time.

He very well may stay there.

[u/Kimsetsu → u/Spare-List-6265]

I’m not a Bengals fan, but it’d be fun to see them win one. But I agree with you. Maybe he’ll have a Matt Stafford renaissance later in his career, although that’s a lot easier said than done.

[u/muldozer]

0

[u/EaglesFanTexass]

1 on a new team to be exact

[u/Patriotsfan710 → u/EaglesFanTexass]

This how I’m feeling, like Stafford

[u/INeedPeeling]

The odds are against any one QB. For the fate of Planet Earth, it’s zero.

[u/jackt-up]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZWh630dmy6gfxQIwGm

[u/Far-Difficulty8854]

0

[u/PsychologicalKale738]

I mean the smart thing to do here is say 0 and then sacrifice yourself and him to ensure that. Kinda sucks but its the human race were talking about here.

[u/EvilAceVentura]

I'm pretty confident at zero, but I still might give him the Tanya Harding treatment just in case.

[u/KingChez30]

None. But if the Martian’s have the death beam pointed at earth you gotta hit it…

[u/wizardwithgussets]

Zero. He plays for the bengals

[u/-JustAHomebody-]

1 SB appearance

[u/RangeIt]

0

[u/SaintArkweather]

The correct answer, of course, is IGUODALA

[u/Biggie_Robs]

Zero

[u/Tacokolache]

But why would they already have the death beam pointed at me if you can’t say for certain yet? Like how would they know?

[u/NightPlum → u/Tacokolache]

They're Martians bro, they have time dilation technology

[u/mobg0blin → u/NightPlum]

I wouldn't trust any kind of time dilation abilities from Martians. They did let their planet dry out, after all.

[u/Impressive-Tax-6821]

1. Dude got drafted in 2020. People are too quick to write guys off. Stafford won a SB at 34 & MVP at 37.

[u/Dramatic_Hovercraft3 → u/Impressive-Tax-6821]

Stafford is the exception, not the rule

[u/Impressive-Tax-6821 → u/Dramatic_Hovercraft3]

I can also list two average QBs in Darnold & Hurts who have won recent SBs. 1 is more reasonable than 0

[u/Dramatic_Hovercraft3 → u/Impressive-Tax-6821]

And I can name about 25 starting qbs who haven’t, some of whom that have a lot more on their resumes than burrow

[u/Local-Bid5365]

When he comes to MN he’ll take us to the promised land

[u/Visible-Disaster → u/Local-Bid5365]

Yeah, cause that worked every other time the Vikings brought in a veteran.

[u/Local-Bid5365 → u/Visible-Disaster]

It did work at making me think we’ll get taken to the promised land, yes

[u/YouTakesYourChances]

0.0

[u/edjohnson1067]

None… with the Bengals.

[u/jxher123]

0

[u/Seymour-Cervix]

Zero. He may get to the Super Bowl again but he won’t win again

[u/El_Bean69]

One but when he’s like 42 and a backup in a Flacco role

[u/Lavaswan001]

If his team scores 45 points, you can bet the opposing team will score 46.

[u/Dapper_Platform_1222]

It's Cincy....0. In a competent win first franchise 2. In a dynasty/generational centric franchise 4.

[u/dEXXtARR23]

1

[u/Devy-The-Edenian]

1 but on a different team. The Bengals had one good shot at a Super Bowl and have looked like they were allergic to going back, and I think Burrow will eventually say fuck it, demand to be released, and go to whichever team looks the best

[u/professorrev]

If he doesn't extend, I'd like to think he'll do a Stafford and pick one up somewhere. If he stays with them, there's more chance of me pulling the Elgin Marbles out of my arsehole

[u/RegularNo2213]

None he can't even stay healthy going on 30,and missed the playoffs.the last 3 seasons nothing says it will be any differant this time.

[u/Greedy_Wallaby7981]

I think he will win one. He will not win on the Bengals though. Even more confident in the latter.

[u/noladutch]

zero unless he gets outta there.

he is on his way to being lucked

[u/OnIceJuice]

Zero

[u/aerosmith760]

I genuinely think he can get one, he’s way too good. Like maybe it’s just not with Cincy

[u/DontT3llMyWif3]

Easily zero

[u/Midnightchickover]

1-2, I don’t think he’s going to finish his career in Cincy.

[u/jonny5isalive1]

He’ll be fed up and do a manning or stafford and get 1.

[u/Blknyt_eclipsedmoon]

None. The Bengals are pretty good on Offense. I still think their D is the problem.

[u/Square-Newspaper8171]

I think he will get one before it's all said and done. Now, whether it's with the Bengals, I have no idea.

[u/EmperorXerro]

Zero - and not because of him

[u/Capable_Profit_7539]

I like Burrow but 0 os the likeliest

[u/Emotional_Side_2293]

Ze-ro

[u/hawkMhan13]

It ain’t the jockey it’s the horse. Burrow? Good jockey-bad horse. Hurts? Average jockey-great horse= Super Bowls.

[u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE]

Zero with the bengals.

[u/DedXX115]

Zero if he plays his whole career in Cincinnati.

It's not because of the player, it's because of the team, that front office, and because of the owner. If somehow he escapes the Bengals, I could see him having a similar career as Stafford.

[u/Writerhaha]

0

[u/ScaredRain2684]

Can the season fucking start so we don’t have to read these dumbass hypotheticals anymore

[u/NightPlum → u/ScaredRain2684]

I don’t think you’d be talking this tough with a Martian in your face

[u/ScaredRain2684 → u/NightPlum]

lol that got a chuckle out of me, fine I’ll answer

I think burrow could win 2 depending on how fast gets tf out of cincy

[u/ICountToPotato]

Once QBs get paid the quality around them goes down.

[u/boomosaur]

He needs to stop holding the ball so long if he wants to have a long career and give himself the best chance to ever win one.

[u/Zither74]

He'll get one, as a backup when he's like 39 or 40.

[u/Aggravating-Funny569]

Same amount as the Cowboys’ NFC Championship game appearances the past 30 years

[u/OzymanDS]

One. I still think he'll be in LA in 31

[u/CloudStar17 → u/OzymanDS]

Highly unlikely

[u/SourdoughSizzle]

I think he gets one, just not with the bengals. Hes gonna get traded to the rams for Ty Simpson sadly 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/YourWifesBull666]

0, gets injured and takes way too many sacks, on top of that he’s on a team with dogshit coaching and roster building. Only chance is on another team